scottydoesntknow: I have a confession. I don't know what happened, but about 5 years ago I lost the ability to produce smelly farts. It just went away. Whether they're wall-shaking or completely silent, there is no odor. As a guy, it's kind of emasculating.
kungfu jesus with a side of lime: I feel like i am literally filled with more poop then other humans? why do I have stinky farts all the time and why do I poop more then mere mortals?
djkutch: Why are farts so funny?
Barricaded Gunman: FTFA: Farts may very well be the penultimate bodily emission.Attention article "writer:" Words mean things.
snocone: My own stools, Sir, are gigantic and have no more odor than a hot biscuit.
HawgWild: Everyone loves their own brand ...
Starshines: Anthropologist Kirsten Bell should learn what penultimate means before misusing it in her academic papers.
HawgWild: t then, the lady whose desk I was working at WALKED IN THE DOOR. She told me she FORGOT HER WORKOUT SNEAKERS and they were UNDER HER DESK. I tried to get them for her like a gentleman, but she just dove right under there.
joeshill: "Farting represents not just a foul scent, but an impinging of one human upon another, an invasion of the senses and a breach of personal space."So does smoking.Yet one is considered socially acceptable in public spaces, and the other is not.
Gonz: HawgWild: Everyone loves their own brand ...I had one last week after eating a bowl of spicy Mongolian noodles that came from me, but wasn't my usual flavor.Rather, it would seem that a demon had crawled inside my colon and died, and the aroma of a decomposing denizen of Hell was eminating from me.To make matters worse, I was at my desk at the time, people around me were trying to eat, and earlier in the day, I had passed a non-odiferous flatus, so I felt there was no danger. Although silent, it managed to burn, and I knew I had made a grevious miscalculation.
Gergesa: Anyway, dog farts are the worst.
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