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(Mashable)   Job openings for porn watchers in China. No word on whether or not uniforms include pants   (mashable.com) divider line 28
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2014-05-06 01:22:25 PM
I misread that as "corn watchers".  Dammit, I was hoping for a career change.
 
2014-05-06 03:08:55 PM
Dammit and all this time I have been doing it for free.
 
2014-05-06 03:09:52 PM

Rigby-Reardon: Dammit and all this time I have been doing it for free.


We should unionize.
 
2014-05-06 03:09:58 PM
FTA: The job description requires porn watchdogs to be between the ages of 20 and 35; they can be male or female, and receive compensation for up to $32,000 a year.  These new jobs have been created by Chinese Internet companies like Baidu, Tencent and Kingsoft in an attempt to better comply with the government's latest crackdown part of new so-called "Clean Internet Campaign 2014."

Guess I'll be sending some of the monsters to China.
 
2014-05-06 03:12:01 PM
Does the job include an expense account for lotion?
 
2014-05-06 03:14:05 PM
Its a pity that porn is forbidden in China. Imagine everything they'd be able to produce, catering to every taste...
 
2014-05-06 03:15:13 PM
cdn.styleforum.net
 
2014-05-06 03:16:48 PM
What is the etiquette for office boners? Do we tuck them in the waistband, let the flag fly, or is spanking the monkey in the open an accepted practice? I'm asking for a friend who is interested...
 
2014-05-06 03:17:13 PM

cgraves67: Rigby-Reardon: Dammit and all this time I have been doing it for free.

We should unionize.


"Raise your hand if you want to unionize for better work hours, better pay, and benefits." ... "Anybody? Anybody at all..."
 
2014-05-06 03:17:38 PM
i can see myself putting in a LOT of overtime for this position.
 
2014-05-06 03:18:10 PM
Weiner Spankers Local 107
 
2014-05-06 03:19:22 PM

Sin_City_Superhero: cgraves67: Rigby-Reardon: Dammit and all this time I have been doing it for free.

We should unionize.

"Raise your hand if you want to unionize for better work hours, better pay, and benefits." ... "Anybody? Anybody at all..."


sorry i am unable to raise my hand, busy working it...i mean working and stuff.
 
2014-05-06 03:22:30 PM
I'm not adding pants to my wardrobe.
 
2014-05-06 03:24:34 PM
content, such as young women or even cartoons wearing sleeveless shirts, shorts or bikinis.

Their porn blows.
 
2014-05-06 03:25:59 PM

Odd Bird: I'm not adding pants to my wardrobe.


Dad?
 
2014-05-06 03:28:44 PM

The_Hairy_Gooch: What is the etiquette for office boners? Do we tuck them in the waistband, let the flag fly, or is spanking the monkey in the open an accepted practice? I'm asking for a friend who is interested...


There's a little tin in the corner that'll be emptied every day.
 
2014-05-06 03:31:07 PM
This is good news.

For Jizzmoppers.
 
2014-05-06 03:33:58 PM
Does this actually work, or is it really just about the government pretending it's dealing with it?

There's so much porn out there on the net on so many websites that I can't believe they've got it all covered. I mean, not just your redtubes and xhamsters, but sometimes some blogspot blog will have porn on it.
 
2014-05-06 03:37:58 PM
Occupational hazards include hairy knuckles, chafing, and a growing emptiness that you can't fill with even the raunchiest hentai...
 
2014-05-06 03:47:58 PM
2.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com

I've been prepping for this kinda job my entire life (well, at least since puberty)!
 
2014-05-06 03:51:22 PM

Coming on a Bicycle: The_Hairy_Gooch: What is the etiquette for office boners? Do we tuck them in the waistband, let the flag fly, or is spanking the monkey in the open an accepted practice? I'm asking for a friend who is interested...

There's a little tin in the corner that'll be emptied every day.


Emptied? Why not get a use for that and save it for the bukakke?
 
2014-05-06 04:03:40 PM

monoski: Odd Bird: I'm not adding pants to my wardrobe.

Dad?


Not if you have a tuition payment due.
 
2014-05-06 04:04:00 PM

The_Hairy_Gooch: Coming on a Bicycle: The_Hairy_Gooch: What is the etiquette for office boners? Do we tuck them in the waistband, let the flag fly, or is spanking the monkey in the open an accepted practice? I'm asking for a friend who is interested...

There's a little tin in the corner that'll be emptied every day.

Emptied? Why not get a use for that and save it for the bukakke?


Oh god. The smell.
 
2014-05-06 04:11:35 PM
Seeing as I've already removed the pockets from all my pants, I'm ready. Put me in, coach.
 
2014-05-06 04:37:49 PM

farkeruk: Does this actually work, or is it really just about the government pretending it's dealing with it?

There's so much porn out there on the net on so many websites that I can't believe they've got it all covered. I mean, not just your redtubes and xhamsters, but sometimes some blogspot blog will have porn on it.


Oh, they're not concerned with anything from outside China.  They're making sure that Chinese websites don't host any prohibited content.

I think the more interesting bit about that article is that you need a license to run a web hosting service in China, which they are now able to revoke for any breach of this new policy they've implemented.  Give it a couple years, and the only websites in China will be their equivalent of .gov addresses.

Well, that and a second, 'black market' internet that actual humans will use when looking for actual content.
 
2014-05-06 04:46:32 PM

farkeruk: Does this actually work, or is it really just about the government pretending it's dealing with it?

There's so much porn out there on the net on so many websites that I can't believe they've got it all covered. I mean, not just your redtubes and xhamsters, but sometimes some blogspot blog will have porn on it.


I would think it would work quite well, since they'd be comfortable simply saying "ok ban blogspot", or "ban images from blogspot". Trying to censor only porn, with minimal disruption to acceptable content, would be harder, but it looks like they're applying substantial resources, so I'd think they could do a fairly decent job. They're also probably using automated image analysis tools to flag potential porn.

What gets censored can be ordered by either the government or private internet service providers, and for certain political topics the internet providers seem to proactively censor topics that would displease the government. I'm guessing there's little downside to overcensoring, and a big downside to undercensoring (e.g., a company could be seized and all its employees executed/"re-educated").
 
2014-05-06 05:31:13 PM
Do they get to rate them before purging??
 
2014-05-06 09:27:17 PM
Nipples.
 
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