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(Toronto Sun)   So it turns out that Rob Ford didn't actually go to rehab and nobody knows where he is hiding. If everyone could please check your local bus stations and under your highway overpasses the city of Toronto would be very grateful   (torontosun.com) divider line 28
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2014-05-06 11:57:10 AM
11 votes:
He's out there somewhere.   We may never see him again, but we'll hear rumors of him from time to time.

When a family of four gets a flat and a large, mysterious stranger fixes it for them.

When a young man thought about suicide as he sat all alone, but is talked out of it by a man with no name.

When a small town is saved from a rowdy motorcycle gang by an unknown drifter.

We'll hear the rumors.  We'll know he's out there.

Helping the common folk.  Writing wrongs.  Smoking crack.
2014-05-06 10:19:03 AM
9 votes:
Perhaps he's hiking the Appalachian Trail?
2014-05-06 11:55:39 AM
6 votes:
Ford =
Fixed
Or
Rehabbed
Daily
2014-05-06 01:33:28 PM
5 votes:
hehehehe. seen in TO already...
img.fark.net
2014-05-06 11:37:34 AM
5 votes:
How in the hell can something THAT big hide?

/I mean, it's not like he's a plane.
2014-05-06 02:12:40 PM
4 votes:
It all boils down to a simple misunderstanding  . he thought they were suggesting "weed and absinthe", not a "leave of absence"

He's just off on the worlds best scavenger hunt right now.
2014-05-06 12:20:56 PM
4 votes:
Found Him!

Canadian town tries to sell whale carcass on eBay

http://www.breitbart.com/system/wire/9a4ad790-57db-45c4-bd08-1df1da7 2b a76
2014-05-06 11:36:13 AM
4 votes:
Perhaps he is a motivational speaker, living in a van down by the river.
31.media.tumblr.com
2014-05-06 11:47:04 AM
3 votes:
Did anyone look in Sunnyvale?
2014-05-06 10:27:26 AM
3 votes:
"U.S. (Customs and Border Protection) confirmed to us that Mayor Ford arrived in Chicago last Thursday and that after discussion with US CBP he withdrew his request to enter the USA and departed," Norton told the Sun.

So he was denied entry and chose to accept the standard offer to voluntarily withdraw his visa application.  And yet Justin Bieber is still allowed freedom of travel.

There is no justice.
2014-05-06 11:58:33 AM
2 votes:
he said no no no
2014-05-06 10:48:50 AM
2 votes:

oldfarthenry: Why do I get the impression that Blob Ford is on the mother of all benders right now? I imagine he's up to his fat ass in booze, crack, poutine & hookers somewhere in Montreal.


I believe they call that a "Nombre Cinq" up on the Rue de St. Catherine.
2014-05-06 05:04:34 PM
1 votes:

LograyX: He's out there somewhere.   We may never see him again, but we'll hear rumors of him from time to time.

When a family of four gets a flat and a large, mysterious stranger fixes it for them.

When a young man thought about suicide as he sat all alone, but is talked out of it by a man with no name.

When a small town is saved from a rowdy motorcycle gang by an unknown drifter.

We'll hear the rumors.  We'll know he's out there.

Helping the common folk.  Writing wrongs.  Smoking crack.


I'd watch this series. Especially if the writers could work in A-Team and Knightrider crossovers (bonus points for Hogan or Boy George).
2014-05-06 02:58:02 PM
1 votes:
news.easybranches.com
2014-05-06 02:53:59 PM
1 votes:

CJHardin: Snarfangel: Perhaps he is a motivational speaker, living in a van down by the river.
[31.media.tumblr.com image 364x273]

Damn you!  You beat me to it, word for word.

I think that it's one of life's cruel jokes that Chris Farley isn't alive to play Rob Ford's character.


I think Rob Ford is playing Chris Farley.
2014-05-06 02:39:09 PM
1 votes:

That Guy What Stole the Bacon: Perhaps he's hiking the Appalachian Trail?


That would be mesmerizing.
media2.giphy.com
2014-05-06 01:26:08 PM
1 votes:
"For the one millionth time, Rob Ford is in a rehabilitation program."

For the one millionth time, Rob Ford does not smoke crack"

See the problem here, Doug?
2014-05-06 01:01:39 PM
1 votes:

Savage Bacon: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: oldfarthenry: Why do I get the impression that Blob Ford is on the mother of all benders right now? I imagine he's up to his fat ass in booze, crack, poutine & hookers somewhere in Montreal.

I believe they call that a "Nombre Numéro Cinq" up on the Rue de St. Catherine.

/yeah, I'm that guy


Yeah, the Quebecois are known for their rigid adherence to the rules of L'Académie française.

/Fin de sarcasme
2014-05-06 12:52:06 PM
1 votes:

That Guy What Stole the Bacon: Perhaps he's hiking the Appalachian Trail?


I don't know, I heard he had more than enough to eat at home.
2014-05-06 12:31:36 PM
1 votes:
Ghost Roach:

It would be funny if they detected drugs or residue on his luggage or person, and that was why he was denied entry


I miss the simpler days of yore. We drove across the border twice on a trip from Wisconsin to New Hampshire. The car had furry leopard print fabric on the dashboard. The back seat was two tires covered in blankets which was surprisingly comfortable. We all lit cigarettes just before getting to the Canadian border to mask the dope smell. We had cunningly hidden the drugs in an ashtray. We were waved right through. At the US border we weren't as high, but were still somewhat amped up from speed (so we could stay awake to drive) and were still waved right through. Four very smelly and high students in a suspicious looking car reeking of dope and cheetoh dust just waved through two border crossings with nary a peep from the guards.

That children, is what life was like before Homeland Security.
2014-05-06 12:06:25 PM
1 votes:

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: oldfarthenry: Why do I get the impression that Blob Ford is on the mother of all benders right now? I imagine he's up to his fat ass in booze, crack, poutine & hookers somewhere in Montreal.

I believe they call that a "Nombre Numéro Cinq" up on the Rue de St. Catherine.


/yeah, I'm that guy
//It's actually a Numéro Trois; a Numéro Cinq includes kechup-flavoured chips and a Pepsi.
2014-05-06 12:05:54 PM
1 votes:
He and Charlie Sheen will team up to do a ustream show
2014-05-06 11:57:15 AM
1 votes:

Nothing To See Here: Ford =
Fixed
Or
Rehabbed
Daily


nope the original still applies

Found
On
Road
Dead

or at least he will be if he keeps up the drinking and driving.
2014-05-06 11:55:19 AM
1 votes:

EngineerAU: Sooner or later (probably sooner) he's going to wind up dead due to his additions or questionable company. If that happens, I wonder if his brother will run for mayor and get swept in by the Ford Nation and some amount of sympathy voting.


His brother has no chance of winning, or capturing the Ford Nation vote. He has the charisma of a rock, and doesn't have the history with voters like Rob did.
2014-05-06 11:42:33 AM
1 votes:
bestofmeanwhilein.com
2014-05-06 11:41:47 AM
1 votes:
YOU elected him, Toronto. YOU find him.
2014-05-06 11:38:46 AM
1 votes:
Wherever he is, I'm willing to bet there's a dead hooker not far away.
2014-05-06 10:44:58 AM
1 votes:
Why do I get the impression that Blob Ford is on the mother of all benders right now? I imagine he's up to his fat ass in booze, crack, poutine & hookers somewhere in Montreal.
 
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