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(Toronto Sun)   So it turns out that Rob Ford didn't actually go to rehab and nobody knows where he is hiding. If everyone could please check your local bus stations and under your highway overpasses the city of Toronto would be very grateful   (torontosun.com) divider line 19
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2014-05-06 12:31:36 PM  
6 votes:
Ghost Roach:

It would be funny if they detected drugs or residue on his luggage or person, and that was why he was denied entry


I miss the simpler days of yore. We drove across the border twice on a trip from Wisconsin to New Hampshire. The car had furry leopard print fabric on the dashboard. The back seat was two tires covered in blankets which was surprisingly comfortable. We all lit cigarettes just before getting to the Canadian border to mask the dope smell. We had cunningly hidden the drugs in an ashtray. We were waved right through. At the US border we weren't as high, but were still somewhat amped up from speed (so we could stay awake to drive) and were still waved right through. Four very smelly and high students in a suspicious looking car reeking of dope and cheetoh dust just waved through two border crossings with nary a peep from the guards.

That children, is what life was like before Homeland Security.
2014-05-06 11:47:04 AM  
3 votes:
Did anyone look in Sunnyvale?
2014-05-06 11:42:31 AM  
3 votes:

oldfarthenry: Why do I get the impression that Blob Ford is on the mother of all benders right now? I imagine he's up to his fat ass in booze, crack, poutine & hookers somewhere in Montreal.


But Dougie says he's "in a program" and "losing weight". And Dougie would never lie to the press, ever. My guess is that he's at the family cottage on a bender, waiting for the whole scandal to blow over.

If you find Mayor McCrackhead, keep him. Now that he's gone we may be able to have an adult conversation about how to move Toronto forward.
2014-05-06 10:48:50 AM  
3 votes:

oldfarthenry: Why do I get the impression that Blob Ford is on the mother of all benders right now? I imagine he's up to his fat ass in booze, crack, poutine & hookers somewhere in Montreal.


I believe they call that a "Nombre Cinq" up on the Rue de St. Catherine.
2014-05-06 10:27:26 AM  
3 votes:
"U.S. (Customs and Border Protection) confirmed to us that Mayor Ford arrived in Chicago last Thursday and that after discussion with US CBP he withdrew his request to enter the USA and departed," Norton told the Sun.

So he was denied entry and chose to accept the standard offer to voluntarily withdraw his visa application.  And yet Justin Bieber is still allowed freedom of travel.

There is no justice.
2014-05-06 04:51:59 PM  
2 votes:
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2014/05/06/doug-ford-toronto-mayor-rob-f o rd_n_5275599.html?utm_hp_ref=canada-politics

If Doug Ford gets elected Mayor, I'm moving to Hamilton.

On the bright side, that probably means Rob is not coming back. Otherwise Doug would not stick to a "no comment". He'd call the reporter a vulture and threaten to sue him, and insist Rob will be back in 4 weeks, 150 lbs lighter and 120% sober, ready to come back and defend the City from "tax and spend" Councillors who blacken his good name because he's a man of the people and they're downtown elites who don't respect taxpayers.
2014-05-06 04:33:51 PM  
2 votes:
CJHardin:

I think that it's one of life's cruel jokes that Chris Farley isn't alive to play Rob Ford's character.

I've seen this sentiment a lot, but everyone seems to be missing the bigger opportunity here.  David Spade needs to approach this guy for Tommy Boy II.  Ford gets out of politics and into Hollywood where his lifestyle wouldn't raise an eyebrow, Spade gets a decent paycheque again - everybody wins!
2014-05-06 01:56:04 PM  
2 votes:

Pope Larry II: EngineerAU: Sooner or later (probably sooner) he's going to wind up dead due to his additions or questionable company. If that happens, I wonder if his brother will run for mayor and get swept in by the Ford Nation and some amount of sympathy voting.

His brother has no chance of winning, or capturing the Ford Nation vote. He has the charisma of a rock, and doesn't have the history with voters like Rob did.


Doug is a rare breed: a sociopath who actually looks like what we think a sociopath would look like. The eyes are a dead giveaway. Rob can at least give the impression that he will be in your corner with you. Doug looks like he'd have someone beat you to a pulp, force you to clean up, and then take over your corner, telling everyone "who? nope, I was always here, alone, hard work got me here, now shut up or I'll sue you".
2014-05-06 12:03:50 PM  
2 votes:

Pope Larry II: jmayson: Benevolent Misanthrope: "U.S. (Customs and Border Protection) confirmed to us that Mayor Ford arrived in Chicago last Thursday and that after discussion with US CBP he withdrew his request to enter the USA and departed," Norton told the Sun.

So he was denied entry and chose to accept the standard offer to voluntarily withdraw his visa application.  And yet Justin Bieber is still allowed freedom of travel.

There is no justice.

Here's what I don't get.  US CBP is in most major Canadian airports so he would have arrived in Chicago as a domestic passenger and not have had any contact with them.  Unless he flew in a private plane or some small Canadian airport, but does the mayor of Toronto have that kind of pull?

He flew out of a small airport on a private plane and landed at Midway in Chicago, he would need to clear customs there.


And to add: a guy with a net worth of $50M (inherited) has that kind of pull, not to mention a house in Chicago, which is probably where he was running to to hide out.
2014-05-06 11:41:52 AM  
2 votes:

oldfarthenry: Why do I get the impression that Blob Ford is on the mother of all benders right now? I imagine he's up to his fat ass in booze, crack, poutine & hookers somewhere in Montreal.


Impression? If that fat sack isn't on a bender, he's already dead.

I bet he got stuck on the "I'll just have one more before rehab" Failtrain.
2014-05-06 10:19:03 AM  
2 votes:
Perhaps he's hiking the Appalachian Trail?
2014-05-06 04:23:55 PM  
1 votes:

GavinTheAlmighty: sno man: Homewood.
It's supposed to be pretty good

I know one person who's been to Homewood and I've been there to pick him up.  The clinic itself is very nice However, he's still a raging alcoholic who has lost his family and nice house in the suburbs and now lives in a rooming house in Mimico. He just didn't want to change.


If you aren't ready to change, and actually want to, it wont matter how good the place is.  Rob is not there yet either.
2014-05-06 02:53:59 PM  
1 votes:

CJHardin: Snarfangel: Perhaps he is a motivational speaker, living in a van down by the river.
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Damn you!  You beat me to it, word for word.

I think that it's one of life's cruel jokes that Chris Farley isn't alive to play Rob Ford's character.


I think Rob Ford is playing Chris Farley.
2014-05-06 12:30:31 PM  
1 votes:
Why, again, would Toronto want anyone to find him?
2014-05-06 12:06:25 PM  
1 votes:

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: oldfarthenry: Why do I get the impression that Blob Ford is on the mother of all benders right now? I imagine he's up to his fat ass in booze, crack, poutine & hookers somewhere in Montreal.

I believe they call that a "Nombre Numéro Cinq" up on the Rue de St. Catherine.


/yeah, I'm that guy
//It's actually a Numéro Trois; a Numéro Cinq includes kechup-flavoured chips and a Pepsi.
2014-05-06 11:41:47 AM  
1 votes:
YOU elected him, Toronto. YOU find him.
2014-05-06 11:38:27 AM  
1 votes:

Snarfangel: Perhaps he is a motivational speaker, living in a van down by the river.
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Damn you!  You beat me to it, word for word.

I think that it's one of life's cruel jokes that Chris Farley isn't alive to play Rob Ford's character.
2014-05-06 11:36:13 AM  
1 votes:
Perhaps he is a motivational speaker, living in a van down by the river.
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2014-05-06 10:44:58 AM  
1 votes:
Why do I get the impression that Blob Ford is on the mother of all benders right now? I imagine he's up to his fat ass in booze, crack, poutine & hookers somewhere in Montreal.
 
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