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(Daily Mail)   Hello, my name is Plecotus auritus. You killed my father. Prepare to have your planning permission denied   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 16
    More: Amusing, Ozzy Osbourne, Plecotus, satanism, Buckinghamshire  
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3470 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 06 May 2014 at 7:10 PM (42 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-05-06 06:34:08 PM  
"For a start, my mouth was instantly full of this warm, gloopy liquid, with the worst aftertaste you could ever imagine. I could feel it staining my teeth and running down my chin."

"Then the head in my mouth twitched."


*BARF*
 
2014-05-06 07:11:54 PM  

fusillade762: "For a start, my mouth was instantly full of this warm, gloopy liquid, with the worst aftertaste you could ever imagine. I could feel it staining my teeth and running down my chin."

"Then the head in my mouth twitched."

*BARF*


Nope.
 
2014-05-06 07:16:56 PM  
www.007zy.com

They have their own stamp?
 
2014-05-06 07:23:55 PM  
i858.photobucket.com
 
2014-05-06 07:34:29 PM  
They ain't guano work on Ozzy's farm no more
 
2014-05-06 07:36:07 PM  
Cue accidental fire
 
2014-05-06 07:40:06 PM  
Bats in the barn? With Ozzy, I would have expected bats in the belfry.
 
2014-05-06 08:09:41 PM  
Mostly dead...
 
2014-05-06 08:14:03 PM  

fusillade762: "For a start, my mouth was instantly full of this warm, gloopy liquid, with the worst aftertaste you could ever imagine. I could feel it staining my teeth and running down my chin."

"Then the head in my mouth twitched."

*BARF*


But... isn't that how you know you're hardcore? Something's head in your mouth twitches?

Or is that porn. I'm very confused.
 
2014-05-06 08:35:39 PM  
He didn't mean to bite the head off a bat right? Wasn't it supposed to be a fake bat?
 
2014-05-06 08:48:47 PM  

Random Internet Persona: fusillade762: "For a start, my mouth was instantly full of this warm, gloopy liquid, with the worst aftertaste you could ever imagine. I could feel it staining my teeth and running down my chin."

"Then the head in my mouth twitched."

*BARF*

But... isn't that how you know you're hardcore? Something's head in your mouth twitches?

Or is that porn. I'm very confused.


Both
 
2014-05-06 10:45:04 PM  
They are so adorable for Ebola and rabies carrying vermin!
 
2014-05-06 11:01:55 PM  

kling_klang_bed: They are so adorable for Ebola and rabies carrying vermin!


That's no way to talk about the Osbournes, even if it's true.
 
2014-05-07 09:03:58 AM  
Bat populations need to be protected, and Sharon has nice bewbies.
 
2014-05-07 09:55:27 AM  
+1 on the headline, subby!
 
2014-05-07 02:14:36 PM  
Should've heard that one coming
 
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