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2014-05-06 11:47:40 AM
The human eye can discern over a billion hues including the values of tint and shade.
 
2014-05-06 12:04:53 PM
I thought it was real until I saw the guys name


//yeah it must suck to be colour blind
 
2014-05-06 12:46:27 PM
a4.files.saymedia-content.com
Tragically, can only see green
 
2014-05-06 12:49:58 PM
You other brothers can't deny.
 
2014-05-06 12:50:46 PM
Behold the paint wars of 2014.

Glidden, Dutch Boy or Sherwinn Willimas... who fires the first shot.
 
2014-05-06 12:50:56 PM
"A. Boogert"

And his contemporaries Seymour Butts, B. Dong, Housbin Farteen, and Gene Masseth.
 
2014-05-06 12:52:26 PM

InterruptingQuirk: The human eye can discern over a billion hues


Here's one!

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2014-05-06 12:53:49 PM
256^3.
 
2014-05-06 12:54:47 PM
Shame on me.

Being FARK, I expected big butts.
 
2014-05-06 12:55:51 PM
img.fark.net
 
2014-05-06 12:55:58 PM
Not too big, but nice.

i.imgur.com
 
2014-05-06 12:58:44 PM

RiverRat: Shame on me.

Being FARK, I expected big butts.


OK, here

i216.photobucket.com

/happy?
 
2014-05-06 12:59:34 PM

InterruptingQuirk: The human eye can discern over a billion hues including the values of tint and shade.


And yet not all colors. Stupid useless human brains
 
2014-05-06 01:02:04 PM
Banned on the Run:

/happy?

Yep!
 
2014-05-06 01:03:56 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2014-05-06 01:04:20 PM

Banned on the Run: RiverRat: Shame on me.

Being FARK, I expected big butts.

OK, here

[i216.photobucket.com image 640x640]

/happy?


You sir, you do the good lords work! Bless you!
 
2014-05-06 01:05:32 PM
Knew this man-whore who was addicticed to vape-o-rub, called him Sir Vick's a lot.
 
2014-05-06 01:08:39 PM
Don't Boogart that color wheel
 
2014-05-06 01:08:45 PM
Don't you wish your boyfriend would swatch like me?
 
2014-05-06 01:09:27 PM
Chatreuse
 
2014-05-06 01:11:34 PM
oh, my lowd!
 
2014-05-06 01:12:34 PM
Too small?
1-media-cdn.foolz.us
 
2014-05-06 01:13:41 PM
Um, Ma'am?  Those bottoms are a little small for you, aren't you?

beachvoyeurblog.org
 
2014-05-06 01:17:43 PM

MooseBayou: Too small?
[1-media-cdn.foolz.us image 790x575]


Nope. I'd embarrass myself with that
 
2014-05-06 01:17:49 PM
Wow, that surfer is in a perfect curl.
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-05-06 01:21:31 PM
A happy happy thanks to those of you who just caused my network security guy to absolutely lose it.
 
2014-05-06 01:25:53 PM

fappomatic: A happy happy thanks to those of you who just caused my network security guy to absolutely lose it.


This will make him feel better it is business related

s2.quickmeme.com
 
2014-05-06 01:30:18 PM
irregardless of the pics in this thread, Cool find, Subby.
 
2014-05-06 01:32:29 PM

cretinbob: I thought it was real until I saw the guys name


//yeah it must suck to be colour blind


It's not that bad.  You learn to cope.  I've been colorblind* since birth and you learn coping mechanisms like:
   1. Green light is always on bottom, red is on top
   2. memorization of what color items are supposed to be
   3. Always by shirts/ties/slacks/suits in sets and wear them together**
   4. let the wife/gf choose all things home-related
   5. culminating with eventually "stop giving a fark what other people think of your style and wear what's comfortable"

* Technically, it's "color deficient".  I have the second most common form: Protonopia.  It's one of the forms of red-green colorblindness, the other, more common form, being Deuteropia.  True colorblindess is extremely rare. Those with true colorblindness have no cones in their eyes at all and can only see in black and white.  Bright light is very painful to them and they often wear sunglasses even indoors.

** I have 50+ ties that I can/will never wear again because the shirt I bought them with is no more.  I'm sure they match something in my wardrobe, but hell if I know what :)

/also, I like big butts.
 
2014-05-06 01:35:18 PM

Random Anonymous Blackmail: Behold the paint wars of 2014.

Glidden, Dutch Boy or Sherwinn Willimas... who fires the first shot.


Benjamin Mooore laughs at your shenanigans.

/Dutch Boy! Pah, please!
 
2014-05-06 01:46:35 PM
A. Boogert

Oh yes, very colorful guy.  Green Onions, Plum Nellie, Red Beans and Rice, Silver Bells, Blackside.

/and lots more blues
 
2014-05-06 01:48:16 PM
Yeah, probably seemed like a great idea at the time...until he realized that making additional copies would be even more tedious than the already laborious process of hand copying a book that contains only text.
 
2014-05-06 01:50:56 PM
From a rather different arena, the ancient greeks didn't have a word for the color blue. Hence the reference to "the wine dark sea" in the works of Homer. Lots of cultures find words for colors long after they are used.

/Orange was once red.
 
2014-05-06 02:04:00 PM
What's up with all those tiny white girl behinds? Those are not the asses Sir Mixalot was talking about. That's not even ass. Thoose are bootys.

Poor, delusional white boys. These are the asses Sir Mixalot was talking about.


img.fark.net

img.fark.net

img.fark.net
 
2014-05-06 02:09:11 PM
This thread has become curious
 
2014-05-06 02:11:57 PM
My face turned 5R 3/6 when I saw this, but when I didn't see a reference to the Munsell Soil Color chart, I turned all 5Y 5/4.
 
2014-05-06 02:12:16 PM
I like big bots and I can not lie.
media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com
 
2014-05-06 02:13:04 PM
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-05-06 02:13:52 PM
Baby got book.
 
2014-05-06 02:21:51 PM
www.myfacewhen.net
 
2014-05-06 02:35:15 PM
Did he include octarine?
 
2014-05-06 02:41:38 PM
Just be careful with some of the more dangerous greens, or you might end up on the night train to High Saffron.

/might actually be obscure.
 
2014-05-06 02:49:01 PM
WHAR LIGHT URPLE? WHAR?
 
2014-05-06 03:36:25 PM
So much promise...

images.starcraftmazter.net
 
2014-05-06 03:45:49 PM
I just came in to say one thing.

www.rankopedia.com

BOOGERRRRRRT!

/subby
 
2014-05-06 03:54:59 PM

Hermione_Granger: What's up with all those tiny white girl behinds? Those are not the asses Sir Mixalot was talking about. That's not even ass. Thoose are bootys.

Poor, delusional white boys. These are the asses Sir Mixalot was talking about.


[img.fark.net image 495x720]

[img.fark.net image 600x388]

[img.fark.net image 540x960]


And someone ought to get them to the hospital, because I'm pretty sure at least that first one has a tumor.
 
2014-05-06 04:48:37 PM

Hermione_Granger: What's up with all those tiny white girl behinds? Those are not the asses Sir Mixalot was talking about. That's not even ass. Thoose are bootys.

Poor, delusional white boys. These are the asses Sir Mixalot was talking about.


[img.fark.net image 495x720]

[img.fark.net image 600x388]

[img.fark.net image 540x960]


Oh hell yes. Delusional is right. If it's not out far enough to cast a shadow at high noon, move on.
 
2014-05-06 05:29:48 PM

Hermione_Granger: What's up with all those tiny white girl behinds? Those are not the asses Sir Mixalot was talking about. That's not even ass. Thoose are bootys.

Poor, delusional white boys. These are the asses Sir Mixalot was talking about.


[img.fark.net image 495x720]

[img.fark.net image 600x388]

[img.fark.net image 540x960]


actually, not so much.  he wrote the song for his girlfriend.  she was a model and was often turned down for roles because she was not anorexic. she was actually very fit.  built more like a dancer.

well, he wrote the song for her, kind of like a joke... and then someone else said, that's genius.  the rest was history
 
2014-05-06 05:31:26 PM

MooseBayou: Wow, that surfer is in a perfect curl.
[24.media.tumblr.com image 628x438]


What surfer?
 
2014-05-06 08:20:51 PM

pute kisses like a man: Hermione_Granger: What's up with all those tiny white girl behinds? Those are not the asses Sir Mixalot was talking about. That's not even ass. Thoose are bootys.

Poor, delusional white boys. These are the asses Sir Mixalot was talking about.


[img.fark.net image 495x720]

[img.fark.net image 600x388]

[img.fark.net image 540x960]

actually, not so much.  he wrote the song for his girlfriend.  she was a model and was often turned down for roles because she was not anorexic. she was actually very fit.  built more like a dancer.

well, he wrote the song for her, kind of like a joke... and then someone else said, that's genius.  the rest was history


Why white people always feel the need to school me about my own culture is farking beyond me. She was fit. Like Serena Williams is fit. Thighs, ass and all.

But anyway...as I was saying...
 
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