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(Huffington Post UK)   Britain's vainest man is ...well he's soooooooooooo vain he spends a whopping £100,000 on sunbeds, manicures, waxing and facials. That's pretty damn vain   (huffingtonpost.co.uk) divider line 100
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2014-05-06 11:08:55 AM
Gaydar Meter explodes.
 
2014-05-06 12:38:34 PM
"I have been gifted with good genes and it's meant I've never suffered with self-confidence issues."

Never developed social skills though.......
 
2014-05-06 12:41:59 PM
Is his name Artie?

/Wait for it....
 
2014-05-06 12:47:49 PM
No amount of facials will take the British off.
 
2014-05-06 12:48:25 PM
He most definitely thinks this song is about him.
 
2014-05-06 01:11:14 PM
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You're so vein...
 
2014-05-06 01:37:32 PM
He added: "I have been gifted with good genes and it's meant I've never suffered with self-confidence issues."

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People who have self-confidence don't spend over $100 grand on their looks
 
2014-05-06 01:58:04 PM

scottydoesntknow: He added: "I have been gifted with good genes and it's meant I've never suffered with self-confidence issues."

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People who have self-confidence don't spend over $100 grand on their looks


He didn't spend $100,000, he spent £100,000. Which is actually like $170,000.
 
2014-05-06 02:07:05 PM
All that money and he still has a zit on his forehead and a kinda shiatty hairstyle.

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2014-05-06 02:11:35 PM

stpauler: All that money and he still has a zit on his forehead and a kinda shiatty hairstyle.

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I got it! It's been bugging me, but I finally figured out who he looks like.

www.asterick.com
 
2014-05-06 02:16:26 PM
Based on picture 8, it's obvious what he's trying to compensate for.
 
2014-05-06 02:31:24 PM
Ew.  U G L Y you ain't got no alibi you ugly yeah yeah you ugly.

/ok I've seen worse, but he sure the hell ain't hot
 
2014-05-06 02:37:49 PM
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2014-05-06 02:51:14 PM
Ugly and he's gonna have so much sun damage on his face as he ages. The Sun causes wrinkles, age spots, and skin cancer. Take a look at "Tan Mom" for a look at your face in the future. It's getting close to it now.
 
2014-05-06 02:52:14 PM
First, where's the shirtless picture?

Second, there are tons of better looking gay porn stars. And Olympic divers. He's just kinda meh.
 
2014-05-06 02:52:46 PM

Sybarite: He most definitely thinks this song is about him.


He probably thinks this thread is abo-----GODDAMMIT SO MUCH!
 
2014-05-06 02:57:17 PM
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i.imgur.com
 
2014-05-06 03:17:13 PM
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2014-05-06 03:17:26 PM
Meh.  Show me the world's veinest man and that will be something.
 
2014-05-06 03:21:23 PM
I bet he thinks this article is about him....don't he, don't he?
 
2014-05-06 03:22:39 PM
Not one of those pictures shows him wearing a fedora.  Shocking.
 
2014-05-06 03:22:42 PM
"I have been gifted with good genes."

Lets check back in 10 years to see how well those genes hold up to regular tanning bed use.

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2014-05-06 03:22:53 PM

Donnchadha: scottydoesntknow: He added: "I have been gifted with good genes and it's meant I've never suffered with self-confidence issues."

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People who have self-confidence don't spend over $100 grand on their looks

He didn't spend $100,000, he spent £100,000. Which is actually like $170,000.


Well yeah, and $170,000 > $100,000. So he's still technically correct.
 
2014-05-06 03:23:03 PM

Walker: Ugly and he's gonna have so much sun damage on his face as he ages. The Sun causes wrinkles, age spots, and skin cancer. Take a look at "Tan Mom" for a look at your face in the future. It's getting close to it now.


Or George Hamilton, Donatella Versace, or a Samsonite luggage set.
 
2014-05-06 03:24:58 PM

Dejah: Not one of those pictures shows him wearing a fedora.  Shocking.


Hahahahaha. But he was kind enough to supply the vest with no shirt pic!
 
2014-05-06 03:25:57 PM
What?  no JFP posts yet?

/I am dissapoint
 
2014-05-06 03:26:03 PM
The Gym has 26 minutes to get to him.
 
2014-05-06 03:28:43 PM
Yeah, he really isn't that hot.
 
2014-05-06 03:29:11 PM
Well, he does make a living as a fitness model and stripper. If he were a female model, no one would blink twice at a beauty regime like that.

I wouldn't look twice at him, but I don't happen to be drawn to the meterosexual type.
 
2014-05-06 03:29:29 PM
a tool and his money are soon parted.
 
2014-05-06 03:30:25 PM
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Billy Idol Junior?
 
2014-05-06 03:30:32 PM
Well, good for him.  He found something that makes him happy that doesn't involve screwing people over.
 
2014-05-06 03:30:32 PM
Nice zit
 
2014-05-06 03:32:01 PM
Ewwww... he's not the least bit handsome. Imagine what he'd look like without spending a small fortune each year!
 
2014-05-06 03:32:36 PM
Complete douche gets assaulted in multiple bar fights and assumes that this is because of his looks instead of his personality.  Seems legit.
 
2014-05-06 03:33:36 PM
You sir are no Chris Hemsworth.
 
2014-05-06 03:33:42 PM
He is scary beyond all reason. I can't wait to see him in about 5 or 10 years, after all that tanning, he'll look like an old baseball glove.
 
2014-05-06 03:34:26 PM
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The dead killer from Lexx?
 
2014-05-06 03:35:50 PM
I hate it when rich people keep money in circulation.  We all know he should save and keep it in the banks and financial markets.  That would be best for those who aren't rich
 
2014-05-06 03:36:44 PM
You'll notice they say Britain's "vainest" man, not "most attractive."  Important distinction, that.
 
2014-05-06 03:37:49 PM
...they're just jealous.

There it is - the catchphrase of Narcissistic Personality Disorder. He can't imagine the possibility that others may find him less than amazing, so if anyone isn't falling all over themselves to bask in the glory of his amazingness, they're obviously just jealous.

I've known my share of Narcissists, and every one of them has shared this opinion.

Also, ew. He's yucky.
 
2014-05-06 03:38:51 PM
i'm so glad that wasn't VEINest man.
 
2014-05-06 03:38:55 PM
Also also, it's a good thing Britain has universal health care. He'll need it for the skin cancer treatments.
 
2014-05-06 03:39:03 PM
I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion.

In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.
 
2014-05-06 03:39:32 PM
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2014-05-06 03:39:45 PM

stpauler: All that money and he still has a zit on his forehead and a kinda shiatty hairstyle.

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What's up with the fingers?  Looks like he's showing the ladies just how much manhood they should expect.  And it ain't a lot.
 
2014-05-06 03:39:56 PM
Have to admit, I had a facial for the first time a few weeks ago... it felt really good, actually...

/There is no way this post could be misinterpreted in a perv way...
//Nope...
///No, sireeee...
 
2014-05-06 03:40:51 PM
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2014-05-06 03:42:01 PM

The_Gallant_Gallstone: I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion.

In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.


Why so much trouble?  A nice luxurious bath in the blood of a few virgins should do the trick in a fraction of the time.
 
2014-05-06 03:42:51 PM

The_Gallant_Gallstone: I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion.

In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.


That's a good routine. Do you by chance have a business card?
 
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