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(UPI)   If you are going to be a moron and drive erratically, crashing into cars, and you are video-taping your crime, you might not want to post it to YouTube (and title it "Me driving like an idiot")   (upi.com) divider line 48
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2014-05-06 11:42:31 AM
Me thinking this should have the Florida tag.
 
2014-05-06 11:54:12 AM
And you might not wanna tell us about it if the video has been removed. We like watching others fail. It gives us an artificial sense of superiority.
 
2014-05-06 12:02:05 PM
Is this just another variation on the old truism, "better to be widely thought of as a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt?"
 
hej
2014-05-06 12:08:12 PM
Actually I think if you're a moron who just got done doing all that stuff, posting the video to YouTube and with said title is  exactly the sort of thing you'd want to do.
 
2014-05-06 12:09:34 PM
Someone has to have a copy of this video
 
2014-05-06 12:12:11 PM
IS THIS A CANTELOPE OR A MIMOLETTE CHEESE?

/obscure
 
2014-05-06 12:13:03 PM
I don't support the death penalty.  Usually.
 
2014-05-06 12:14:42 PM
Wow. It's not even a chick.
 
2014-05-06 12:16:31 PM
Clearly our policy of giving pretty much anyone a driver's license is a resounding success.
 
2014-05-06 12:16:56 PM
Seems fitting they use a picture of a police car with an article about people driving like idiots
 
2014-05-06 12:18:15 PM
Anyone else read that as "If you are going to be a mormon..."?
 
2014-05-06 12:19:32 PM
Haha what a stupid ass. I'm glad there are criminals out there dumb enough to post shiat like that. Makes law enforcement just that much easier.
 
2014-05-06 12:21:19 PM

Dirty J1: Haha what a stupid ass. I'm glad there are criminals out there dumb enough to post shiat like that. Makes law enforcement just that much easier.


Fact of life time -- most criminals are not the sharpest tack in the bulletin board.  Thank God for that.
 
2014-05-06 12:21:36 PM

the_sidewinder: Someone has to have a copy of this video


Not the original but it's part of a news report.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHvjylEfdrU
 
2014-05-06 12:25:09 PM

MrEricSir: Clearly our policy of giving pretty much anyone a driver's license is a resounding success.


FTFA: The 18-year-old is also facing charges of reckless driving and driving without a license.

Doesn't appear to be a factor in this particular case.
 
2014-05-06 12:28:00 PM
This criminal is so efficient, he catches himself!
 
2014-05-06 12:28:23 PM

HK-MP5-SD: MrEricSir: Clearly our policy of giving pretty much anyone a driver's license is a resounding success.

FTFA: The 18-year-old is also facing charges of reckless driving and driving without a license.

Doesn't appear to be a factor in this particular case.


m.memegen.com

 
2014-05-06 12:29:41 PM

Prey4reign: Dirty J1: Haha what a stupid ass. I'm glad there are criminals out there dumb enough to post shiat like that. Makes law enforcement just that much easier.

Fact of life time -- most criminals are not the sharpest tack in the bulletin board.  Thank God for that.


I'm always astounded at the amount of stupid when it comes to posting things that will get you arrested, but as Prey4reigh points out, most criminals are not masterminds.

And, nothing personal against any Floridian Farkers, because I don't know anybody that lives there, Florida is the U.S.'s sinkhole of ignorance and unspeakable acts. (Void in Texas)
 
2014-05-06 12:29:59 PM
 
2014-05-06 12:33:27 PM

ransack.: HK-MP5-SD: MrEricSir: Clearly our policy of giving pretty much anyone a driver's license is a resounding success.

FTFA: The 18-year-old is also facing charges of reckless driving and driving without a license.

Doesn't appear to be a factor in this particular case.

[m.memegen.com image 300x374]


Appropriate use.

web.mit.edu
 
2014-05-06 12:45:26 PM
nothing good will come from him or his offspring - turn him into mulch
 
2014-05-06 12:50:50 PM
Jesus Christ. Lose your license for life, 10 years in federal pound you in the ass prison, and everyone he cut off, and esp the guy he hit, should be able to cock punch him every night. What a farking asshole. I'm betting he thought it was "fun" to drive like a farkwit and post it on youtube, as so many others have. Well..you got darwined now biatch. Having fun?

/and yes, by all means, if you are that stupid, please continue to post your vids, it makes it easier to have the police arrest you and get a conviction.
 
2014-05-06 12:53:14 PM

jfivealive: I think this is it

http://www.wftv.com/videos/news/raw-youtube-video-of-nsb-hit-and-run -c rash/vCY3c8/


Skip to 30sec to start video btw.

I'm impressed that he didn't hit someone earlier actually.  I would bet more luck than anything.
 
2014-05-06 12:55:05 PM

TNel: jfivealive: I think this is it

http://www.wftv.com/videos/news/raw-youtube-video-of-nsb-hit-and-run -c rash/vCY3c8/

Skip to 30sec to start video btw.

I'm impressed that he didn't hit someone earlier actually.  I would bet more luck than anything.


Me too. My car certainly wouldn't fit into some of those holes he found.
 
2014-05-06 12:56:51 PM

TNel: I would bet more luck than anything.


I agree.  Seemed like every time he was coming up on two vehicles obstructing him, a turning lane would open up or the two cars would be far enough apart (and alert enough not to close the gap) that he could cram himself through.  What an asstastic piece of garbage this guy is.... jeez.
 
2014-05-06 01:02:19 PM
What should have happened...

i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2014-05-06 01:03:21 PM

Teaser: Not the original but it's part of a news report.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHvjylEfdrU


I'm not a professional news video putter together guy, but I think if I was going to show a video where all the action occurs in the bottom third of the screen I wouldn't fill the bottom third of the screen with my Action News! graphics. Of course, I'm also assuming that people aren't tuning in for the logos and news crawl, so maybe that's where I'm getting tripped up.
 
2014-05-06 01:05:28 PM
Interesting fact:  In the original article from several days ago, the Daytona Beach News Journal inexplicably noted that this guy a is a self-described Brony. It was in the last paragraph and really didn't have anything to do with the rest of the article. However, I'm sure it'll make him pretty popular in jail.  Link to article:  http://www.news-journalonline.com/article/20140503/NEWS/140509856/0/s e arch?p=2&tc=pg

Quote from end of article if you don't care to link:

"Kelley's father told police the vehicle belonged to him, not his son, and that the teen had never been given "access" to drive the car, according to the charging affidavit.
According to his Facebook profile, Kelley is a self-described "brony."
According to the website whatisabrony.com, a brony is a fan of the animated series - based on Hasbro's My Little Pony toys - "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic." Bronies are "outside the target demographic of little girls," according to the website."
 
2014-05-06 01:06:22 PM

Meatschool: TNel: I would bet more luck than anything.

I agree.  Seemed like every time he was coming up on two vehicles obstructing him, a turning lane would open up or the two cars would be far enough apart (and alert enough not to close the gap) that he could cram himself through.  What an asstastic piece of garbage this guy is.... jeez.


This.
 
2014-05-06 01:10:58 PM
I'm betting his parents are so proud.
 
2014-05-06 01:12:11 PM

Prey4reign: Dirty J1: Haha what a stupid ass. I'm glad there are criminals out there dumb enough to post shiat like that. Makes law enforcement just that much easier.

Fact of life time -- most criminals are not the sharpest tack in the bulletin board.  Thank God for that.


One of my roomates old coworkers is on the run for something. Its could be check fraud, CC fraud or one of the billion moving violations she has. All she had to do was go to court and pay a fine. Since she didnt even show they posted a warrant for her and she wanted to stay at my place. Roomate told me that her coworker could stay at our place for a few days. The roomate actually did the smart thing and said no.
 
2014-05-06 01:15:21 PM

unchellmatt: ransack.: HK-MP5-SD: MrEricSir: Clearly our policy of giving pretty much anyone a driver's license is a resounding success.

FTFA: The 18-year-old is also facing charges of reckless driving and driving without a license.

Doesn't appear to be a factor in this particular case.

[m.memegen.com image 300x374]

Appropriate use.


Plus, Carlton. Always a bonus.

I like how that flowchart is hosted at MIT.edu
 
2014-05-06 01:17:20 PM
 
2014-05-06 01:19:57 PM
Well "Kelley" is currently learning some valuable life lessons. Friendship might be magic but jail and restitution will kick your ass. The police on the other hand applaud your efforts at making their job easier.

Also friendship in jail is magic....in your butt. Don't drop the soap.
 
2014-05-06 01:30:17 PM
It clearly wasn't his fault. It was all those road hogs who were driving too damn slow.
 
2014-05-06 01:31:02 PM
img.fark.net
 
2014-05-06 01:31:23 PM
In prison, his nickname will be Pinkie pie.
 
2014-05-06 01:32:12 PM
Oh sh*t. I guess that video of me smashing lightening gods from the windows of parked cars with a sledge hammer while high on bath salts shouldn't be posted, then, either, RighteousMitter

*delete delete delete*
 
2014-05-06 01:37:07 PM
Hopefully this 'tard doesn't have kids yet.Do a "Monkey steals the peach" bit on him, and remove priviledges outside Florida. too bad we can't have multiple categories here,Like "Dumbass", "Florida", etc.
/Whar Texas tag, Whar?
 
2014-05-06 01:46:42 PM

Princess Poo Hands: Oh sh*t. I guess that video of me smashing lightening gods from the windows of parked cars with a sledge hammer while high on bath salts shouldn't be posted, then, either, RighteousMitter

*delete delete delete*


Smashing what?
 
2014-05-06 01:49:40 PM

ArcadianRefugee: Princess Poo Hands: Oh sh*t. I guess that video of me smashing lightening gods from the windows of parked cars with a sledge hammer while high on bath salts shouldn't be posted, then, either, RighteousMitter

*delete delete delete*

Smashing what?


LIGHTENING GODS MAN THEY ARE AFTER YOU THEY LIVE IN WINDOWS

Have you never read any story of anyone high on bath salts?! They think the most f*cked up sh*t is happening
 
2014-05-06 02:43:51 PM

MelGoesOnTour: According to the website whatisabrony.com, a brony is a fan of the animated series - based on Hasbro's My Little Pony toys - "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic." Bronies are "outside the target demographic of little girls," according to the website."


I've watched the latest MLP(FiM), but I wouldn't call myself a 'brony' despite considering the series better than many cartoons  targeted at my demographic.  It's certainly far more tolerable by parents than most cartoons aimed at the pre-teen crowd.

It doesn't hurt that if you add up a number of the sub-texts that the planet is effectively a death-world which the magical ponies are barely holding in check.
 
2014-05-06 02:54:06 PM

Bit'O'Gristle: Jesus Christ. Lose your license for life, 10 years in federal pound you in the ass prison, and everyone he cut off, and esp the guy he hit, should be able to cock punch him every night. What a farking asshole. I'm betting he thought it was "fun" to drive like a farkwit and post it on youtube, as so many others have. Well..you got darwined now biatch. Having fun?

/and yes, by all means, if you are that stupid, please continue to post your vids, it makes it easier to have the police arrest you and get a conviction.


So much THIS!

In other moran driving news, just yesterday I was in a line of traffic behind one of those line-painting trucks. Sure enough, some twit gets impatient, and guns it into the opposing lane of traffic in an attempt to pass everyone. Next thing I hear is the sound of horns blaring, screeching tires, and a few seconds later, I spot the guy's truck in a ditch on the opposite side of the road.

While I'm glad he didn't hit anyone, I'm disappointed he didn't get himself hurt or killed in the process.
 
2014-05-06 03:14:26 PM
Its 11pm. Do you know where your Mayor is?
 
2014-05-06 04:00:47 PM

Strobeguy: Its 11pm. Do you know where your Mayor is?


Say what you want, but Rob Ford ran an entire city on crack. Whitney Houston couldn't even take a bath.
 
2014-05-06 04:35:37 PM
To be fair, it's pretty hard to drive and operate one of these:

37.media.tumblr.com

Video-taping?
 
2014-05-06 09:54:42 PM

ransack.: Plus, Carlton. Always a bonus.

I like how that flowchart is hosted at MIT.edu


Of course. It's science!
 
2014-05-06 10:39:11 PM
How do I reach these kids?

/also, is our children learning?
 
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