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(TC Palm)   Cops worried woman arrested in Kool-Aid caper may crash through prison walls to escape   (blogs.tcpalm.com ) divider line
    More: Florida, Fort Pierce, Betty McCollum, washing dishes, St. Lucie County, cops, jail  
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2014-05-06 09:48:40 AM  
Prison Grape was probably their worst flavor idea.
 
2014-05-06 10:04:26 AM  
Oh yeah?
 
2014-05-06 10:41:37 AM  
Oh ye..dangit!
 
2014-05-06 10:43:26 AM  

bdub77: Oh yeah?


Damn you! Beat me to it~! XD

*shakes tiny fist*
 
2014-05-06 10:47:39 AM  

Sybarite: Prison Grape was probably their worst flavor idea.


Reminds me of one of my favorite Youtube videos.  Twisted, but hysterical.   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Yt0b_QBP_A
 
2014-05-06 10:54:53 AM  
What could possibly go wrong when there's Kool-Aid to drink?
 
2014-05-06 11:01:56 AM  

Sybarite: Prison Grape was probably their worst flavor idea.


I dunno, "Kool Aid Caper" sounds like a pretty horrendous flavor.
 
2014-05-06 11:03:44 AM  

Bob Down: What could possibly go wrong when there's Kool-Aid to drink?


Windows 8 gets released to glowing internal MSFT reviews
 
2014-05-06 11:10:10 AM  
ic.pics.livejournal.com
 
2014-05-06 11:18:19 AM  
Woman throws sweet sticky drink
Welcome to this history of Kool Aid!
Now she's in the clink
 
Skr
2014-05-06 11:23:04 AM  

bdub77: Oh yeah?


One of her eye's is saying oh yeah, her other is saying oh no.
 
2014-05-06 11:25:03 AM  

Fark In The Duck: Sybarite: Prison Grape was probably their worst flavor idea.

Reminds me of one of my favorite Youtube videos.  Twisted, but hysterical.   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Yt0b_QBP_A


One of my favorites, but probably shouldn't be watched at work.


"He's going to tie them to a radiator?!?"
 
2014-05-06 11:31:11 AM  
"Enraged, Mccollum said she tossed a full glass of Kool-Aid at her son, hitting him on his head and body.

Edwin Perkins, a native of Hastings, Neb., developed Kool-Aid (first named Kool-Ade) in 1927, according to the website for the Hastings Museum. The museum has a Kool-Aid exhibit named, "Kool-Aid: Discover the Dream."

The original Kool-Aid flavors included strawberry, cherry, grape, lemon-lime, raspberry and orange, while the precursor of the popular fruity beverage was a liquid concentrate known as Fruit Smack. Kraft Foods now owns Kool-Aid, which is Nebraska's official soft drink.

Meanwhile, Mccollum told police she felt something hit her in the lip."


I like that nearly half the article is a history of Kool Aid.
 
2014-05-06 11:33:29 AM  

TheDirtyNacho: I like that nearly half the article is a history of Kool Aid.


Those who do not know Kool Aid are doomed to repeat it.
 
2014-05-06 11:35:40 AM  
TheDirtyNacho:
I like that nearly half the article is a history of Kool Aid.

Beat me to it. I guess the journalist had some column inches to fill.
 
2014-05-06 11:38:20 AM  

patrick767: TheDirtyNacho:
I like that nearly half the article is a history of Kool Aid.

Beat me to it. I guess the journalist had some column inches to fill.


No, I beat you *all* to it.

Oh, yeah!
 
2014-05-06 11:38:57 AM  

BowtoMogul: Fark In The Duck: Sybarite: Prison Grape was probably their worst flavor idea.

Reminds me of one of my favorite Youtube videos.  Twisted, but hysterical.   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Yt0b_QBP_A

One of my favorites, but probably shouldn't be watched at work.


"He's going to tie them to a radiator?!?"


And grape them in the mouth!
 
2014-05-06 11:39:49 AM  
It might go something like this:
imageshack.com
 
2014-05-06 11:42:24 AM  
The original Kool-Aid flavors included strawberry, cherry, grape, lemon-lime, raspberry and orange

TFA forgot the most popular flavor: RED.
 
2014-05-06 11:52:13 AM  
TheDirtyNacho: I like that nearly half the article is a history of Kool Aid.

It's a Greenlee article.  That's his schtick.
 
2014-05-06 12:43:02 PM  
Will Greenlee is watching you masturbate.

web.tcpalm.com
 
2014-05-06 12:43:17 PM  

patrick767: TheDirtyNacho:
I like that nearly half the article is a history of Kool Aid.

Beat me to it. I guess the journalist had some column inches to fill.


That's part of Will Greenlee's schtick... He's locally famous for putting out articles like this all the time... But even the quality of his humor isn't enough to make me click on that site, at least not since they stopped allowing comments on a lot of their stories, then making it require a subscription to their rag just to be able to read the full story in many cases... Fark no...
 
2014-05-06 12:57:25 PM  

Arcturus72: patrick767: TheDirtyNacho:
I like that nearly half the article is a history of Kool Aid.

Beat me to it. I guess the journalist had some column inches to fill.

That's part of Will Greenlee's schtick... He's locally famous for putting out articles like this all the time... But even the quality of his humor isn't enough to make me click on that site, at least not since they stopped allowing comments on a lot of their stories, then making it require a subscription to their rag just to be able to read the full story in many cases... Fark no...


Yeah, whenever I see  img1.fark.net I know it's a goddamn hackpiece. He should be shot. And I know you are reading this, you asshole.
 
2014-05-06 03:16:24 PM  

croesius: Arcturus72: patrick767: TheDirtyNacho:
I like that nearly half the article is a history of Kool Aid.

Beat me to it. I guess the journalist had some column inches to fill.

That's part of Will Greenlee's schtick... He's locally famous for putting out articles like this all the time... But even the quality of his humor isn't enough to make me click on that site, at least not since they stopped allowing comments on a lot of their stories, then making it require a subscription to their rag just to be able to read the full story in many cases... Fark no...

Yeah, whenever I see  [img1.fark.net image 77x27] I know it's a goddamn hackpiece. He should be shot. And I know you are reading this, you asshole.


I like to think that each of his articles that contains about 50% extraneous information (which is pretty much all of them) is a tacit fark you to his editor for putting him on such a shiatty beat.
 
2014-05-06 03:32:43 PM  
She may be concealing herself in a honeycomb hideout.
 
2014-05-06 05:11:32 PM  
FTFA Police flipped a coin to determined Mccollum, of the 800 block of North 21st Street in Fort Pierce, was the primary aggressor and took her to jail on a battery charge.

FTFM
 
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