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(NewsMax)   Katie Couric is in talks to re-join Matt Lauer on the Today Show. But first, NBC says she has to EARN her way back, by mud-wrestling Savannah Guthrie and Natalie Morales   (newsmax.com) divider line 35
    More: Interesting, Katie Couric, Matt Lauer, Savannah Guthrie, NBC, online interviews, talk shows  
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2014-05-06 11:34:25 AM  
That would make a great retire party gift to us all. That and the retiring part.
 
2014-05-06 11:40:09 AM  
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2014-05-06 11:43:27 AM  
But Savannah's pregnant.

And looks like The Joker when she's wearing too much makeup.
 
2014-05-06 12:31:49 PM  
Natalie still looks 14 hosting a national wide talk show and Katie going back seems really farking desperate for both sides.
 
2014-05-06 12:38:31 PM  
i had a boner for Savannah way back when she was the anchor on Tucson's local NBC affiliate.  she always did it for me.

then she quits to go to Georgetown Law (graduates #1), achieves highest score on Arizona Bar Exam, and parlays that and her tv experience into her own show on CourTV, then ends up on Today.  Savannah, baby, when you get tired of all that stuff come on back to your boy.  holla, shorty.
 
2014-05-06 12:45:07 PM  
I prefer Erica Hill and Dylan Dreyer
 
2014-05-06 01:07:51 PM  
rickythepenguin:

i had a boner for Savannah way back when she was the anchor on Tucson's local NBC affiliate.  she always did it for me.

www.aceshowbiz.com


Holy crap! Does she only extend her neck like that when she's ready to feed?
 
2014-05-06 01:14:18 PM  
Well then Natalie can finally get that eating disorder treated.
 
2014-05-06 01:18:35 PM  
"I'M OUT, JERRY!!!!!!"
 
2014-05-06 01:19:36 PM  

orange whip: Well then Natalie can finally get that eating disorder treated.


THIS.  She seems like a nice lady, but she reminds me of Maria Shriver.
 
2014-05-06 01:29:20 PM  
I'm in.
 
2014-05-06 01:38:25 PM  
No shock. They all come running back when their serious news careers fail.
 
2014-05-06 01:39:59 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: rickythepenguin:

i had a boner for Savannah way back when she was the anchor on Tucson's local NBC affiliate.  she always did it for me.

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Holy crap! Does she only extend her neck like that when she's ready to feed?


Yes.
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2014-05-06 01:44:19 PM  

Katie Couric's Crotch: I'm in.


Well played sir, well played.
 
2014-05-06 02:04:57 PM  
What a joke Couric. Never use a cheerleader for a journalist job.
 
2014-05-06 02:42:00 PM  

Nemo's Brother: What a joke Couric. Never use a cheerleader for a journalist job.


True, but this isn't journalism we're talking about. This is morning fluff with commercials for the stay-at-homes to fell just a little less alone.
 
2014-05-06 02:53:22 PM  

EyeballKid: Nemo's Brother: What a joke Couric. Never use a cheerleader for a journalist job.

True, but this isn't journalism we're talking about. This is morning fluff with commercials for the stay-at-homes to fell just a little less alone.


That is on the air for like 6 f#cking hours every damn morning.
 
2014-05-06 03:06:44 PM  
I don't trust anyone who smiles that farking much. People who smile all the time are either, nuts, full of shiat, wanting you to do something for no pay without you wanting to do it, or selling you something that doesn't work.
 
2014-05-06 03:11:38 PM  
Yes, Katie does smile too much and is really too perky, but you would be to with a 12" Doc Johnson ebony dildo up your ass. Only $12.99 including shipping.
 
2014-05-06 03:13:40 PM  

DrSansabeltNoShiatSlacks: Yes, Katie does smile too much and is really too perky, but you would be to with a 12" Doc Johnson ebony dildo up your ass. Only $12.99 including shipping.


For some reason, that made me giggle.
 
2014-05-06 03:17:18 PM  

kling_klang_bed: I don't trust anyone who smiles that farking much. People who smile all the time are either, nuts, full of shiat, wanting you to do something for no pay without you wanting to do it, or selling you something that doesn't work.


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I don't trust anybody who twerks
 
2014-05-06 03:42:34 PM  
Huh. So they're tired of their agonizingly slow death and building a bomb to just end it?

Cool.

/wish Charlie Rose's days weren't numbered
 
2014-05-06 03:43:49 PM  

Lionel Mandrake:


Would it help if I mention Katie's public colonoscopy?
 
2014-05-06 04:03:20 PM  

lindalouwho: Huh. So they're tired of their agonizingly slow death and building a bomb to just end it?

Cool.

/wish Charlie Rose's days weren't numbered


I'm sure he can always ask his Bilderberg friends to find him another job.
 
2014-05-06 04:13:46 PM  
Natalie Morales - Yes Please!

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2014-05-06 04:14:47 PM  
Hopefully Roker will finally snap, go postal, and kill the lot of them.
 
2014-05-06 04:31:05 PM  

InterruptingQuirk: lindalouwho: Huh. So they're tired of their agonizingly slow death and building a bomb to just end it?

Cool.

/wish Charlie Rose's days weren't numbered

I'm sure he can always ask his Bilderberg friends to find him another job.


Oh, misunderstanding. I'm talking about his lifespan, not his job.

/unique and great interviewer
//been on CBS against Today Show for a while now, less fluff
 
2014-05-06 04:33:38 PM  

lindalouwho: InterruptingQuirk: lindalouwho: Huh. So they're tired of their agonizingly slow death and building a bomb to just end it?

Cool.

/wish Charlie Rose's days weren't numbered

I'm sure he can always ask his Bilderberg friends to find him another job.

Oh, misunderstanding. I'm talking about his lifespan, not his job.

/unique and great interviewer
//been on CBS against Today Show for a while now, less fluff


Is he dying or are you merely remarking upon his advanced age?
 
2014-05-06 04:34:36 PM  

Dwight_Yeast: Hopefully Roker will finally snap, go postal, and kill the lot of them.


Thought he snapped when he decided it was a good idea to tell us he soiled himself at the White House. Since then he's been giddy. So shouldn't be long.
 
2014-05-06 04:37:32 PM  

InterruptingQuirk: lindalouwho: InterruptingQuirk: lindalouwho: Huh. So they're tired of their agonizingly slow death and building a bomb to just end it?

Cool.

/wish Charlie Rose's days weren't numbered

I'm sure he can always ask his Bilderberg friends to find him another job.

Oh, misunderstanding. I'm talking about his lifespan, not his job.

/unique and great interviewer
//been on CBS against Today Show for a while now, less fluff

Is he dying or are you merely remarking upon his advanced age?


Sorry, my fault - your the second one to question and I see why.

Advanced age. Don't see anyone who has his class and style to replace him. He'll be replaced when the time comes, but there will still be a void imho.
 
2014-05-06 05:09:55 PM  

lindalouwho: InterruptingQuirk: lindalouwho: InterruptingQuirk: lindalouwho: Huh. So they're tired of their agonizingly slow death and building a bomb to just end it?

Cool.

/wish Charlie Rose's days weren't numbered

I'm sure he can always ask his Bilderberg friends to find him another job.

Oh, misunderstanding. I'm talking about his lifespan, not his job.

/unique and great interviewer
//been on CBS against Today Show for a while now, less fluff

Is he dying or are you merely remarking upon his advanced age?

Sorry, my fault - your the second one to question and I see why.

Advanced age. Don't see anyone who has his class and style to replace him. He'll be replaced when the time comes, but there will still be a void imho.


Yep.  He is one of the big reasons I watch CBS this morning. That, and the whole you know,  news, aspect to a morning news program.
 
2014-05-06 07:50:10 PM  
Katie Couric reminds me a lot of Sweet Polly Purebred (Underdog's girlfriend).  Let's hear Katie
sing..."Oh where, oh where, has my Matt Lauer gone?  Oh where, oh where's NBC?..."
 
2014-05-06 10:42:42 PM  
What about Ann Curry????
 
2014-05-06 11:09:36 PM  

rickythepenguin: i had a boner for Savannah way back when she was the anchor on Tucson's local NBC affiliate.  she always did it for me.

then she quits to go to Georgetown Law (graduates #1), achieves highest score on Arizona Bar Exam, and parlays that and her tv experience into her own show on CourTV, then ends up on Today.  Savannah, baby, when you get tired of all that stuff come on back to your boy.  holla, shorty.


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Enjoy!
 
2014-05-06 11:25:34 PM  

Debby7813: What about Ann Curry????


Love her, but no way she would lower herself after being treated that way. More than that, the show has lost it's dignity and I don't see it even appealing to her anymore.
 
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