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(Belfast Telegraph)   Sixty-eight-year-old actress Helen Mirren says she "loves" twerking. We'll give you the rest of the day to try and get that image out of your head   (belfasttelegraph.co.uk ) divider line 68
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2014-05-06 04:07:17 PM  
Done every decade except for the 60s. A Dame would be a fitting choice.
 
2014-05-06 04:42:15 PM  

groppet: Can we get the Excalibur Mirren to twerk?


The Queen without a twerk!

The land without a Queen!
 
2014-05-06 05:03:04 PM  
Why the hell would you subject yourself to Caligula to see her naked? She got naked in just about every other movie she did in the '60s and '70s. See if you can find the staircase scene in Savage Messiah instead.
 
2014-05-06 05:24:26 PM  

whipbambucket: AteMyBrain: Mind of the North Star: AteMyBrain: Oh, look...the "I think the saggy, wrinkly, elderly actress is sexy" thread.

It's hilarious, but come on now...just stop.

[bbsimg.ngfiles.com image 250x250]


/You'll get over it

Didn't see that coming. Yaaaawwwwnnn...

But seriously...a joke's a joke, but there's no way anyone's getting a boner for an old, wrinkly hag like that.

Hint: This is where you accuse me of living in my parents' basement, etc...

Or being a faerie.
/just sayin'


A "faerie"?

Talk about shooting yourself in the foot.
 
2014-05-06 05:28:25 PM  

Mind of the North Star: AteMyBrain:  Hint: This is where you accuse me of living in my parents' basement, etc...


Why would I do that? You could live in a mansion and still be just as wrong.



You're boring.

You probably pork old ladies.
 
2014-05-06 07:19:03 PM  

AteMyBrain: You probably pork old ladies.


Old ladies tend to hold that behavior in high regard.
 
2014-05-06 07:53:06 PM  

AteMyBrain: whipbambucket: AteMyBrain: Mind of the North Star: AteMyBrain: Oh, look...the "I think the saggy, wrinkly, elderly actress is sexy" thread.

It's hilarious, but come on now...just stop.

[bbsimg.ngfiles.com image 250x250]


/You'll get over it

Didn't see that coming. Yaaaawwwwnnn...

But seriously...a joke's a joke, but there's no way anyone's getting a boner for an old, wrinkly hag like that.

Hint: This is where you accuse me of living in my parents' basement, etc...

Or being a faerie.
/just sayin'

A "faerie"?

Talk about shooting yourself in the foot.


Autocorrect for the lose!
 
2014-05-06 08:48:59 PM  
I heard she does anal

/nathrach
 
2014-05-06 09:22:30 PM  
She can twerk while I have my tongue up her
 
2014-05-06 10:12:55 PM  
Subby sounds ghey.

NTTAWWT
 
2014-05-06 11:22:59 PM  

groppet: Can we get the Excalibur Mirren to twerk?


Would you settle for an unrated 'Caligula', Mirren twerk?
 
2014-05-07 02:04:52 AM  
i2.kym-cdn.com
 
2014-05-07 06:46:30 AM  
OK this "twerking" thing has officially jumped the shark, calling it here.
 
2014-05-07 07:33:25 AM  
Anál nathrach, orth' bháis's bethad, do chél dénmha

/ I'd make her charm
 
2014-05-07 09:14:07 AM  
She'll break a hip . Somebody call an ambulance
 
2014-05-07 01:14:48 PM  
Hey Subby, fark you in your farkin fark hole, you farkin fark!
 
2014-05-07 01:37:25 PM  

devilEther: [i.chzbgr.com image 401x271]


Thats a cool comparison between JL and HM.
 
2014-05-07 02:51:21 PM  

thamike: Oh look, it's the guy who gets bored by the very nature of social media

bleah bleah bleah....

So "the very nature of social media" is aping a bunch of idiots who can't think for themselves and constantly repeat memes that may be funny for a day or so?

If I didn't already know you were an idiot, this would leave me no doubt.

/yeah you hooked one; your sperm-sock must be getting rather glutinous.
 
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