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(Belfast Telegraph)   Sixty-eight-year-old actress Helen Mirren says she "loves" twerking. We'll give you the rest of the day to try and get that image out of your head   (belfasttelegraph.co.uk) divider line 68
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2014-05-06 09:28:41 AM
are you kidding? Helen Mirren is BEAUTIFUL.


i98.photobucket.com
 
2014-05-06 09:46:58 AM
*enjoys a completely guilt-free boner at the thought of Helen Mirren's twerking turd-cutter*
 
2014-05-06 11:40:38 AM
You shut your whore mouth subby.

/And it's DAME Helen Mirren
//Get it right
 
2014-05-06 11:45:26 AM
She's only the hottest 68yo woman on the planet, subs.
 
2014-05-06 11:55:59 AM

Barnacles!: are you kidding? Helen Mirren is BEAUTIFUL.


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oldfarthenry: *enjoys a completely guilt-free boner at the thought of Helen Mirren's twerking turd-cutter*


scottydoesntknow: You shut your whore mouth subby.

/And it's DAME Helen Mirren
//Get it right


Via Infinito: She's only the hottest 68yo woman on the planet, subs.


Well, I'm not needed here.
 
2014-05-06 12:00:45 PM

Barnacles!: are you kidding? Helen Mirren is BEAUTIFUL. has a good makeup artist


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Fixed
 
2014-05-06 12:01:40 PM
I'm not able to visualize, so I'm incapable of having an image in my head.
 
2014-05-06 12:04:38 PM
Uh oh. Here come all the studmen that post "Do not want", "Ew bolt-ons" and other related retarded-ness in every hot starlet thread then jizz their pants over this wrinkly old bag. Still haven't been able to figure out if this is just a meme or they're actually serious.

Either way, fap away.
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2014-05-06 12:06:11 PM
Sorry Subs.. but she's ok in my book...
 
2014-05-06 12:09:14 PM

abhorrent1: Uh oh. Here come all the studmen that post "Do not want", "Ew bolt-ons" and other related retarded-ness in every hot starlet thread then jizz their pants over this wrinkly old bag. Still haven't been able to figure out if this is just a meme or they're actually serious.

Either way, fap away.
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You should see what happens every Saturday around here, regarding cats. It's abhorrent!
 
2014-05-06 12:10:11 PM
Here come all the granny-farkers.

Sorry, there's plenty of time for me to be turned on by 68-year-old women.  When I'm 80.
 
DGS [TotalFark]
2014-05-06 12:18:44 PM

Barnacles!: are you kidding? Helen Mirren is BEAUTIFUL.


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Came here to say this.
 
2014-05-06 12:23:39 PM
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BREAKING: Quotes or statements from actors are often exaggerated and/or paraphrased to generate page clicks.
 
2014-05-06 12:24:18 PM

abhorrent1: Uh oh. Here come all the studmen that post "Do not want", "Ew bolt-ons" and other related retarded-ness in every hot starlet thread then jizz their pants over this wrinkly old bag. Still haven't been able to figure out if this is just a meme or they're actually serious.

Either way, fap away.
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If that's her real body, she's stil hotter than your average 45 year old American woman.
 
2014-05-06 12:30:53 PM
She has forgotten more about knobs than I've learned. And I have access to the equipment 24 hours a day.
 
2014-05-06 12:33:51 PM
The mental image of Helen Mirren twerking is greatly preferable to the mental image of your average Farker complaining about the mental image of Helen Mirren twerking.
 
2014-05-06 12:41:06 PM
I still don't get why people think old people having sex is disgusting.

Guess what, subbies of the world?  You, too, will get old.

You, too, will want to have sex when you're old.

You can only hope that when you have sex in your 70's it's with someone as hot as Helen Mirren.
 
2014-05-06 12:43:35 PM
Now I want to see Helen Mirren twerking.
 
2014-05-06 12:45:01 PM
Can we get the Excalibur Mirren to twerk?
 
2014-05-06 12:46:44 PM
Sploosh.gif
 
2014-05-06 12:48:48 PM

LectertheChef: Now I want to see Helen Mirren twerking.


Word
 
2014-05-06 12:51:19 PM

maldinero: If that's her real body, she's stil hotter than your average 45 year old American woman.


It's almost like she's a celebrity or something, with a marked investment in how hot she looks.
 
2014-05-06 12:52:37 PM

mcmnky: Sploosh.gif


i.imgur.com
 
2014-05-06 12:57:37 PM
Oh, look...the "I think the saggy, wrinkly, elderly actress is sexy" thread.

It's hilarious, but come on now...just stop.
 
2014-05-06 01:00:54 PM

thamike: maldinero: If that's her real body, she's stil hotter than your average 45 year old American woman.

It's almost like she's a celebrity or something, with a marked investment in how hot she looks.



t3.gstatic.com


/Indeed
 
2014-05-06 01:01:48 PM

AteMyBrain: Oh, look...the "I think the saggy, wrinkly, elderly actress is sexy" thread.

It's hilarious, but come on now...just stop.


bbsimg.ngfiles.com


/You'll get over it
 
2014-05-06 01:08:46 PM

AteMyBrain: Oh, look...the "I think the saggy, wrinkly, elderly actress is sexy" thread.

It's hilarious, but come on now...just stop.


Oh look, it's the guy who gets bored by the very nature of social media and wants to emphatically express this to us. Again.
And again.
And again.
In the very medium he supposedly has such a problem with.

I actually miss the days when I could only find you f*ckers at Tower Records.
 
2014-05-06 01:12:01 PM

Mind of the North Star: AteMyBrain: Oh, look...the "I think the saggy, wrinkly, elderly actress is sexy" thread.

It's hilarious, but come on now...just stop.

[bbsimg.ngfiles.com image 250x250]


/You'll get over it


Didn't see that coming. Yaaaawwwwnnn...

But seriously...a joke's a joke, but there's no way anyone's getting a boner for an old, wrinkly hag like that.

Hint: This is where you accuse me of living in my parents' basement, etc...
 
2014-05-06 01:13:22 PM

thamike: AteMyBrain: Oh, look...the "I think the saggy, wrinkly, elderly actress is sexy" thread.

It's hilarious, but come on now...just stop.

Oh look, it's the guy who gets bored by the very nature of social media and wants to emphatically express this to us. Again.
And again.
And again.
In the very medium he supposedly has such a problem with.

I actually miss the days when I could only find you f*ckers at Tower Records.



Aw...don't cry.

You're just trying too hard, that's all.

Tell us more about how you love wrinkles and liver spots around your dick.
 
2014-05-06 01:15:17 PM
There's lots of naked Helen Mirren in Caligula. I think I might be one of twelve people that actually bought the 3-disk Imperial Edition of it (her commentary track alone was worth the price).

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2014-05-06 01:23:31 PM

Monual: You can only hope that when you have sex in your 70's it's with someone as hot as Helen Mirren.


Very true.  However when you're sub 50, you'd hope to be able to get someone less than two decades older than you.

//She's attractive
///She's extremely attractive for someone pushing 70
////She can't compete with most average girls under 30
 
2014-05-06 01:32:16 PM
I'll be in my bunk
 
2014-05-06 01:34:55 PM
 //She's attractive

///She's extremely attractive for someone pushing 70
////She can't compete with most average girls under 30


I'd hit it, but then my tastes aren't overwhelmingly discriminating
 
2014-05-06 01:35:58 PM
I'd break her hip and help her pay for prolia.
 
2014-05-06 01:51:39 PM
AteMyBrain:  Hint: This is where you accuse me of living in my parents' basement, etc...


Why would I do that? You could live in a mansion and still be just as wrong.


mjbok:
//She's attractive
///She's extremely attractive for someone pushing 70
////She can't compete with most average girls under 30


I think you are overestimating "most girl under 30". However as pointed out before in this thread, she does have an advantage with the money and whatnot
 
2014-05-06 01:54:23 PM
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2014-05-06 01:58:58 PM

groppet: Can we get the Excalibur Mirren to twerk?


THIS. Much right. So twerk Mirren. Wow, Morgana.
 
2014-05-06 02:03:23 PM

devilEther: [i.chzbgr.com image 401x271]


Holy doppelganger! Wow, they look exactly alike.
 
2014-05-06 02:03:56 PM

DROxINxTHExWIND: thamike: maldinero: If that's her real body, she's stil hotter than your average 45 year old American woman.

It's almost like she's a celebrity or something, with a marked investment in how hot she looks.


[t3.gstatic.com image 275x183]


/Indeed


I had no problem with either version of her.  Her in mommy jeans and large breasticles was quite yummy to me.
 
2014-05-06 02:05:56 PM

AteMyBrain: thamike: AteMyBrain: Oh, look...the "I think the saggy, wrinkly, elderly actress is sexy" thread.

It's hilarious, but come on now...just stop.

Oh look, it's the guy who gets bored by the very nature of social media and wants to emphatically express this to us. Again.
And again.
And again.
In the very medium he supposedly has such a problem with.

I actually miss the days when I could only find you f*ckers at Tower Records.


Aw...don't cry.

You're just trying too hard, that's all.

Tell us more about how you love wrinkles and liver spots around your dick.


Does an 80- or 90-something-year-old penis develop wrinkles and liver spots? Not that I want to see that. Just curious.
 
2014-05-06 02:13:41 PM
I'd twerk her.
 
2014-05-06 02:22:41 PM

AteMyBrain: thamike: AteMyBrain: Oh, look...the "I think the saggy, wrinkly, elderly actress is sexy" thread.

It's hilarious, but come on now...just stop.

Oh look, it's the guy who gets bored by the very nature of social media and wants to emphatically express this to us. Again.
And again.
And again.
In the very medium he supposedly has such a problem with.

I actually miss the days when I could only find you f*ckers at Tower Records.


Aw...don't cry.

You're just trying too hard, that's all.

Tell us more about how you love wrinkles and liver spots around your dick.


I'm not saying the image is fap material, but no... I'm not jamming a letter opener up my nose to cleanse my brain of it. She's a very attractive lady for her age.
 
2014-05-06 02:28:04 PM
Bunk. In it.
I'll Be.
 
2014-05-06 02:32:58 PM

unfarkingbelievable: AteMyBrain: thamike: AteMyBrain: Oh, look...the "I think the saggy, wrinkly, elderly actress is sexy" thread.

It's hilarious, but come on now...just stop.

Oh look, it's the guy who gets bored by the very nature of social media and wants to emphatically express this to us. Again.
And again.
And again.
In the very medium he supposedly has such a problem with.

I actually miss the days when I could only find you f*ckers at Tower Records.


Aw...don't cry.

You're just trying too hard, that's all.

Tell us more about how you love wrinkles and liver spots around your dick.

Does an 80- or 90-something-year-old penis develop wrinkles and liver spots? Not that I want to see that. Just curious.


I'll tell you in 30-40 years.
 
2014-05-06 02:35:55 PM
Get back ta twerk!
 
2014-05-06 02:42:32 PM
Twerk that fat, wrinkly ass Helen!
 
2014-05-06 03:08:58 PM
I'd happily pee in her butt while she twerks. Thought I'd just get that one out of the way.
 
2014-05-06 03:11:50 PM

AteMyBrain: Mind of the North Star: AteMyBrain: Oh, look...the "I think the saggy, wrinkly, elderly actress is sexy" thread.

It's hilarious, but come on now...just stop.

[bbsimg.ngfiles.com image 250x250]


/You'll get over it

Didn't see that coming. Yaaaawwwwnnn...

But seriously...a joke's a joke, but there's no way anyone's getting a boner for an old, wrinkly hag like that.

Hint: This is where you accuse me of living in my parents' basement, etc...


Or being a faerie.
/just sayin'
 
2014-05-06 03:35:29 PM

AteMyBrain: thamike: AteMyBrain: Oh, look...the "I think the saggy, wrinkly, elderly actress is sexy" thread.

It's hilarious, but come on now...just stop.

Oh look, it's the guy who gets bored by the very nature of social media and wants to emphatically express this to us. Again.
And again.
And again.
In the very medium he supposedly has such a problem with.

I actually miss the days when I could only find you f*ckers at Tower Records.


Aw...don't cry.

You're just trying too hard, that's all.

Tell us more about how you love wrinkles and liver spots around your dick.


Is that a thing?
 
2014-05-06 03:40:44 PM

AteMyBrain: Oh, look...the "I think the saggy, wrinkly, elderly actress is sexy" thread.

It's hilarious, but come on now...just stop.


Yawn. Scratch. Dero.
 
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