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(Oregon Live)   Oregon Governor John Kitzhaber saves woman's life, gets number, reelected   (oregonlive.com ) divider line
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2014-05-06 10:35:25 AM  
Kitzhaber's pretty cool with that stuff. Being a former emergency room doctor, he's a great guy to have handy in an emergency.
 
2014-05-06 10:36:25 AM  
Democrats get reelected by performing CPR on a women in the street. Republicans get reelected shooting a women in the street.
 
2014-05-06 10:38:45 AM  
oregonprogressive.com

"Aww thats nothin. I ever tell you about the time I got out of the belly of a shark?"

 content.internetvideoarchive.com
 
2014-05-06 10:39:41 AM  

Cletus C.: Kitzhaber's pretty cool with that stuff. Being a former emergency room doctor, he's a great guy to have handy in an emergency.


Yep
 
2014-05-06 10:45:27 AM  
static01.mediaite.com

//now required on all oregon posts
 
2014-05-06 10:45:50 AM  
He clearly didn't trust Obamacare to get the job done. ;)
 
2014-05-06 10:47:50 AM  

Granny_Panties: Democrats get reelected by performing CPR on a women in the street. Republicans get reelected shooting a women in the street.


So...both sides are bad?
 
2014-05-06 10:49:07 AM  
Isn't reviving her from a heroin overdose only going to embolden her to do it again?
 
2014-05-06 10:52:57 AM  
And the comments on the article are exactly what I have come to expect from the Oregonian.
 
2014-05-06 10:54:00 AM  
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Is he still campaigning on that time he landed a plane in the Hudson?
 
2014-05-06 10:54:02 AM  
Ted Kennedy:   I er ah was doing CPR, er ah.

\too soon?
 
2014-05-06 10:56:44 AM  
my favorite one in the comments was how he had sewn up the women's vote with this because: feelings.
 
2014-05-06 11:02:16 AM  
Maybe if he was a better governor maybe so many people wouldn't need so much emergency care in his presence.
 
2014-05-06 11:04:11 AM  
Your move, Cory booker.
 
2014-05-06 11:06:23 AM  
He's a hero but I grab a sleeping woman's boobs, which is essentially the same thing, and I end up in criminal court.
 
2014-05-06 11:09:47 AM  

meat0918: And the comments on the article are exactly what I have come to expect from the Oregonian.


It isn't just The Oregonian, it's the comments section of any big city newspaper. They all seem to have been taken over by angry, unhinged conservatives.
 
DGS [TotalFark]
2014-05-06 11:13:16 AM  
This is a government plant in an effort to score points with the rubes who know he can't campaign on his merits so he goes for the sympathy vote from the over emotional.
 
2014-05-06 11:21:15 AM  

Mitt Romneys Tax Return: meat0918: And the comments on the article are exactly what I have come to expect from the Oregonian.

It isn't just The Oregonian, it's the comments section of any big city newspaper. They all seem to have been taken over by angry, unhinged conservatives.


Or Facebook, or Yahoo, or ...
 
2014-05-06 11:38:16 AM  

Wellon Dowd: He's a hero but I grab a sleeping woman's boobs, which is essentially the same thing, and I end up in criminal court.


Just tell them that you were adjusting them, that she fainted and they shifted all outta whack.


/obligatory "obscure?"
 
2014-05-06 11:39:05 AM  
I can't read his name without seeing Khitbash.
 
2014-05-06 11:39:06 AM  

d23: [static01.mediaite.com image 320x210]

//now required on all oregon posts


I can only imagine how thrilled Oracle is that their historic monumental fark up got blamed on the marketing department.
 
2014-05-06 11:39:29 AM  

Mitt Romneys Tax Return: meat0918: And the comments on the article are exactly what I have come to expect from the Oregonian.

It isn't just The Oregonian, it's the comments section of any big city newspaper. They all seem to have been taken over by angry, unhinged conservatives.


I never meet these people in the real world.

I take that back.

In the real world, they keep their comments to themselves until they have a few beers in them.

//A coworker got a few beers in him and swore up and down we should get rid of emergency rooms for the poor and make them commit suicide.
 
2014-05-06 11:51:40 AM  
My gov (Good-hair Perry) would have just prayed over her (while never leaving the limo on his way to another money raising benefit).
 
2014-05-06 01:24:21 PM  

meat0918: Mitt Romneys Tax Return: meat0918: And the comments on the article are exactly what I have come to expect from the Oregonian.

It isn't just The Oregonian, it's the comments section of any big city newspaper. They all seem to have been taken over by angry, unhinged conservatives.

I never meet these people in the real world.

I take that back.

In the real world, they keep their comments to themselves until they have a few beers in them.

//A coworker got a few beers in him and swore up and down we should get rid of emergency rooms for the poor and make them commit suicide.


Most of the ones you see in the wild in Portland are angry old men who were left by their wife. And as you mentioned, it takes a few beers before they'll admit how far to the right they are.
 
2014-05-06 01:55:20 PM  
Was this woman from a chicken farm near Portland?

popdose.com
 
2014-05-06 02:06:12 PM  
and he got re-erected

am I right

HIGH FIVE

anyone

guys?
 
2014-05-06 02:57:39 PM  

meat0918: Mitt Romneys Tax Return: meat0918: And the comments on the article are exactly what I have come to expect from the Oregonian.

It isn't just The Oregonian, it's the comments section of any big city newspaper. They all seem to have been taken over by angry, unhinged conservatives.

I never meet these people in the real world.

I take that back.

In the real world, they keep their comments to themselves until they have a few beers in them.

//A coworker got a few beers in him and swore up and down we should get rid of emergency rooms for the poor and make them commit suicide.


How exactly would that work? If you don't have an insurance card they just shove you to the street? Would they euthanize you? Would you have a chance to prove you could pay over time? Would the hospital be held harmless if they euthanized someone who looked poor who eventually turned out to be rich or fully insured?
 
2014-05-06 03:28:08 PM  
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2014-05-06 03:29:29 PM  

SecretAgentWoman: My gov (Good-hair Perry) would have just prayed over her (while never leaving the limo on his way to another money raising benefit).


Portland's former mayor would only have stopped if it was a guy.
 
2014-05-06 03:40:24 PM  

fat boy: SecretAgentWoman: My gov (Good-hair Perry) would have just prayed over her (while never leaving the limo on his way to another money raising benefit).

Portland's former mayor would only have stopped if it was a guy.


Funny, looks like a woman to me.

dl.dropboxusercontent.com
 
2014-05-06 03:43:25 PM  

LadySusan: meat0918: Mitt Romneys Tax Return: meat0918: And the comments on the article are exactly what I have come to expect from the Oregonian.

It isn't just The Oregonian, it's the comments section of any big city newspaper. They all seem to have been taken over by angry, unhinged conservatives.

I never meet these people in the real world.

I take that back.

In the real world, they keep their comments to themselves until they have a few beers in them.

//A coworker got a few beers in him and swore up and down we should get rid of emergency rooms for the poor and make them commit suicide.

How exactly would that work? If you don't have an insurance card they just shove you to the street? Would they euthanize you? Would you have a chance to prove you could pay over time? Would the hospital be held harmless if they euthanized someone who looked poor who eventually turned out to be rich or fully insured?


If you really must know, it varies between "Toss them in the ocean" and "Give them a gun and a single bullet".
 
2014-05-06 03:58:58 PM  
God I have a problem. I read "The governor was driving to dinner" as "The governor was drinking dinner".

Anyway can't watch the video at work. Was the woman hot? Is Gov. John Kitzhaber gonna get some?
 
2014-05-06 04:06:41 PM  

Mitt Romneys Tax Return: fat boy: SecretAgentWoman: My gov (Good-hair Perry) would have just prayed over her (while never leaving the limo on his way to another money raising benefit).

Portland's former mayor would only have stopped if it was a guy.

Funny, looks like a woman to me.


Sam Addams, not Bud whoop whoop
 
2014-05-06 06:50:20 PM  
Good for Kitzhaber.

That should take some heat off of the Cover Oregon debacle for few days.
 
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