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(HR Grapevine)   If you can decipher these series of coded tweets, you could land a prized job at the NSA. Or in a cell in Guantanamo, presumably   (hrgrapevine.com) divider line 14
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2014-05-06 10:27:10 AM  
It says:

Don't forget. A loaf of bread, a container of milk and a stick of butter.
 
2014-05-06 10:29:17 AM  
It's a crummy commercial
 
2014-05-06 10:36:06 AM  
Joe USer: It says:

Don't forget. A loaf of bread, a container of milk and a stick of butter.


img2.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2014-05-06 10:43:08 AM  
Given it's incredibly simplistic, I cracked it, and most people doing crypto are 100000000000000x better than I am, no, I don't think you'll be offered a job for doing this.

dpttu gp;ld@  niy upi str s hrmoid og upi hry yjod pmr@222@2@2@
 
2014-05-06 10:57:09 AM  
I have a counter-offer:

MSG NR 69 CK 264 0506 1457 BT
11689 91418 10804 17091 52792  15284 60060 61182 61794 11504
85162 53007 11615 58598 06701  16663 20149 22034 91894 99981
38880 73161 55819 12243 21794  54161 19828 7734
AR K
 
2014-05-06 10:58:38 AM  
Be sure to drink your Ovaltine

Now pay me.
 
2014-05-06 11:17:08 AM  

FitzShivering: Given it's incredibly simplistic, I cracked it, and most people doing crypto are 100000000000000x better than I am, no, I don't think you'll be offered a job for doing this.


Was it a simple substitution cipher?  That was my first thought just glancing at it, but no time to play with it.
 
2014-05-06 11:17:14 AM  
 
2014-05-06 11:26:46 AM  

dittybopper: I have a counter-offer:

MSG NR 69 CK 264 0506 1457 BT
11689 91418 10804 17091 52792  15284 60060 61182 61794 11504
85162 53007 11615 58598 06701  16663 20149 22034 91894 99981
38880 73161 55819 12243 21794  54161 19828 7734
AR K


Do you really need to post this repeatedly?
 
2014-05-06 11:27:07 AM  
I hope they get trolled hard. "Does it say 'stop spying on your own people, you fascist arseholes'?" And things like that. This could be as good a chance for satire as when NYPD asked for pictures. Twitter people, get on this!
 
2014-05-06 11:28:10 AM  

dittybopper: Joe USer: It says:

Don't forget. A loaf of bread, a container of milk and a stick of butter.

[img2.wikia.nocookie.net image 300x230]


I see you didn't forget.
 
2014-05-06 11:50:38 AM  

NuclearPenguins: dittybopper: I have a counter-offer:

MSG NR 69 CK 264 0506 1457 BT
11689 91418 10804 17091 52792  15284 60060 61182 61794 11504
85162 53007 11615 58598 06701  16663 20149 22034 91894 99981
38880 73161 55819 12243 21794  54161 19828 7734
AR K

Do you really need to post this repeatedly?


It's different each time.  A cursory check of the first couple groups of each message would make that perfectly clear.

Of course, if you're not smart enough, or just too lazy, to figure it out, well, I would understand why you might get frustrated.
 
2014-05-06 11:52:32 AM  

Joe USer: dittybopper: Joe USer: It says:

Don't forget. A loaf of bread, a container of milk and a stick of butter.

[img2.wikia.nocookie.net image 300x230]

I see you didn't forget.


I can remember.
 
2014-05-06 12:21:35 PM  

ReverendJasen: FitzShivering: Given it's incredibly simplistic, I cracked it, and most people doing crypto are 100000000000000x better than I am, no, I don't think you'll be offered a job for doing this.

Was it a simple substitution cipher?  That was my first thought just glancing at it, but no time to play with it.


Yes.
 
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