Do you have adblock enabled?
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(Syracuse Post-Standard)   Principal didn't have sex with any kids, but got removed from her job anyway. Apparently she wasn't supposed to fark the vice-principal, the school security guard, or any of the students' parents--who knew?   (syracuse.com) divider line 114
    More: Dumbass, security guards, vices, principals, Long Island City, middle schools  
•       •       •

12442 clicks; posted to Main » on 06 May 2014 at 9:28 AM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



114 Comments   (+0 »)
   
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

First | « | 1 | 2 | 3 | » | Last | Show all
 
2014-05-06 08:58:16 AM  
Farking them is fine, just don't do it on company time.  Or company property.

/She seems young to be a principal.
 
2014-05-06 09:03:39 AM  
EvilEgg:/She seems young to be a principal.

Hey, she worked hard to get to the position she's in. Hard and slow. Maybe fast sometimes, but she enjoyed her climb up the leadership ladder.
 
2014-05-06 09:10:11 AM  
Err, uhh, you gotta a little schmutz on ya there.
 
2014-05-06 09:13:02 AM  
Of course she didn't fark any students.  That's entirely in the domain of teachers.
 
2014-05-06 09:15:49 AM  
Poor custodian, always left out. He could have brought the sawdust to clean up.
 
2014-05-06 09:17:55 AM  

Mugato: Poor custodian, always left out. He could have brought the sawdust to clean up.


I know.  Worst.Pr0n.Evar.
 
2014-05-06 09:31:43 AM  
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-05-06 09:33:13 AM  
If you're the principal and having sex with the staff, don't get caught sayof
 
2014-05-06 09:34:04 AM  

Mugato: Poor custodian, always left out. He could have brought the sawdust to clean up.


i26.photobucket.com

No one loves Malbert


/horse head bookends
 
2014-05-06 09:34:08 AM  
"You gave him [expletive] while my child was in the building," her ex retorted.

There might have been blowjob particles in the air! The kids could have caught blowjob!
 
2014-05-06 09:34:15 AM  
Don't get your meat where you get your bread.
 
2014-05-06 09:34:53 AM  
Pricipal . Caught sayof school that has stoped Sexing " See, told ya so" Is She fired or not. New York Post Says yes.  syracuse.com Looking for chads -OR- "hello, I am write single to salute and wait for answer again
 
2014-05-06 09:35:02 AM  
Jealous newbie didn't like that they weren't given a key to the executive teachers lounge?
 
2014-05-06 09:35:28 AM  

Bob Down: If you're the principal and having sex with the staff, don't get caught sayof


TabASlotB: Pricipal . Caught sayof school that has stoped Sexing " See, told ya so" Is She fired or not. New York Post Says yes.  syracuse.com Looking for chads -OR- "hello, I am write single to salute and wait for answer again


I see I'm not needed here....
 
2014-05-06 09:35:53 AM  

OregonVet: Err, uhh, you gotta a little schmutz on ya there.


I got a little on Schmutz too!
 
2014-05-06 09:36:14 AM  

TabASlotB: Pricipal . Caught sayof school that has stoped Sexing " See, told ya so" Is She fired or not. New York Post Says yes.  syracuse.com Looking for chads -OR- "hello, I am write single to salute and wait for answer again


The comment-bot is seriously out of alignment.
 
2014-05-06 09:36:51 AM  
I keep getting told to look toward nature for solutions.  She saw how bonobos keep peace and live together.  I think we need more of this.
 
2014-05-06 09:37:02 AM  
I was in Long Island City once, and all I got was a trip to the Noguchi Museum and a nice meal at a restaurant near PS1.  The local tourist commission is just doing a half assed effort not capitalizing on this.
 
2014-05-06 09:37:34 AM  
So did the vice-principal and security guard get removed for farking her too?

/too busy to read the article
 
2014-05-06 09:38:59 AM  
Since the school is apparently named after this guy, I would think such shenanigans were de rigueur:
www.scottstander.com
 
2014-05-06 09:39:07 AM  
This is why only post-menopausal women should be allowed to occupy positions of power. The fertile ones go (for) nuts when they are ovulating.
 
2014-05-06 09:39:29 AM  
Her fishnet stockings were pixelated? I'm very happy about that because I've never seen them before and I would go to Hell if I did.
 
2014-05-06 09:39:38 AM  

martid4: Don't get your meat where you get your bread.


Hold the mayo.
 
2014-05-06 09:40:19 AM  
Can we get Mary-Louise Parker to play this principal in the remake?
 
2014-05-06 09:40:59 AM  
Lady, if you're going to be a slut, just own it. Be a slut at home, and maybe you won't feel driven to be one at work.
 
2014-05-06 09:41:00 AM  
Where can I get a middle management job with long hours and high stress where every action is scrutinized and if I bonk someone on work property, it makes national news? Sign me up!

No thanks. Teaching sucks, don't let your kids be teachers.
 
2014-05-06 09:41:05 AM  
Hermione_Granger


So did the vice-principal and security guard get removed for farking her too?

/too busy to read the article


I am going to guess that they were the victims. She banged them to keep them quiet but said if they didn't they would lose their job or some shiat..

She kind of sounds like one big cum dumpster.
 
2014-05-06 09:41:11 AM  

martid4: Don't get your meat where you get your bread.


If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.
 
2014-05-06 09:41:45 AM  

TabASlotB: Pricipal . Caught sayof school that has stoped Sexing " See, told ya so" Is She fired or not. New York Post Says yes.  syracuse.com Looking for chads -OR- "hello, I am write single to salute and wait for answer again


This is both beautiful and brain-hurting...
 
2014-05-06 09:42:08 AM  
It was an Art school.  Free spirits and all that crap.  What do you expect?
 
2014-05-06 09:43:13 AM  

Hermione_Granger: So did the vice-principal and security guard get removed for farking her too?

/too busy to read the article


Probably not. She's the one in a position of power, so she is presumably in the wrong.
 
2014-05-06 09:47:04 AM  
www.ilmessaggero.it
 
2014-05-06 09:47:30 AM  
Well, when you give someone the title of Vice principal or course he is going to fark his boss.  You should see all the stuff he's done.

Also as reference - what a Miami Vice principal may look like

www.yofuiaegb.com
 
2014-05-06 09:47:59 AM  
I guess I'll be the first. I'd hit it.
 
2014-05-06 09:49:13 AM  

Cheron: I keep getting told to look toward nature for solutions.  She saw how bonobos keep peace and live together.  I think we need more of this.


I understand that you're making light if the situation but so you really hear people suggesting you "look toward nature for solutions"?
 
2014-05-06 09:49:21 AM  
"You gave him [expletive] while my child was in the building," her ex retorted.

Seriously? Hope this guy doesn't live in an Apartment or ever stay at a hotel.

/OMG they're having sex in the same building!
//In another room, likely with the door closed
///While your child is in class room, likely with the door closed
////but...OUTRAGE!
 
2014-05-06 09:49:23 AM  

theflatline: [www.ilmessaggero.it image 438x329]


kristinhoppe.files.wordpress.com

/She looks like she'd be a freak
 
2014-05-06 09:50:32 AM  
Did anyone else get nasty popup with Chrome in Android? "Your device has 13 virus"
 
2014-05-06 09:50:51 AM  

scottydoesntknow: EvilEgg:/She seems young to be a principal.

Hey, she worked hard to get to the position she's in. Hard and slow. Maybe fast sometimes, but she enjoyed her climb up the leadership ladder.


She seems like the person I could really get behind.  It takes a lot of work to get on top.  Sometimes when life gets rough, all you can do is take it on the chin.
 
2014-05-06 09:50:55 AM  

Mugato: Poor custodian, always left out.


www.droidforums.net
 
Skr
2014-05-06 09:51:24 AM  
The ex's comments and actions in the article seem rather juvenile. Though the Principal doesn't seem the most mature either.


/Auto play vid at the bottom of the article? clever girl
 
2014-05-06 09:51:29 AM  
she admitted to a "sexual encounter" with an old lover once in a "hidden location" at the school.

A place where the sun doesn't shine?
 
2014-05-06 09:51:32 AM  
Schmutz was her middle name, but first she needed some Putz...

/Oy vey
 
2014-05-06 09:51:42 AM  

abhorrent1: "You gave him [expletive] while my child was in the building," her ex retorted.

Seriously? Hope this guy doesn't live in an Apartment or ever stay at a hotel.

/OMG they're having sex in the same building!
//In another room, likely with the door closed
///While your child is in class room, likely with the door closed
////but...OUTRAGE!


You have any idea how traumatizing it is for kids to be in a room with a woman who only has her nakedness covered by a few scant millimeters of cotton?
 
2014-05-06 09:52:20 AM  

theflatline: [www.ilmessaggero.it image 438x329]


Picture is somewhat small, but is she trying to be sexy with a pack-and-play in the background?!?
 
2014-05-06 09:53:02 AM  
Sounds like the ex got jealous and turned her in but why are there photos on her PC? I don't understand this...
 
2014-05-06 09:53:54 AM  

wxboy: Of course she didn't fark any students.  That's entirely in the domain of teachers.


She's management. You have to delegate.
 
2014-05-06 09:55:24 AM  
Also.... "I saw Principle Skinner and Mrs. Krobapple in the closet making babies, and I saw one of the babies, and one of the babies looked at me!!
 
2014-05-06 09:55:26 AM  
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-05-06 09:57:35 AM  

Cymbal: I guess I'll be the first. I'd hit it.


I'll admit it too... But then again I'm not picky...
 
Displayed 50 of 114 comments

First | « | 1 | 2 | 3 | » | Last | Show all

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


This thread is closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »
Advertisement
On Twitter






In Other Media


  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.

Report