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(Metro)   Are you one of those types who wouldn't mind hooking up with a robot?   (metro.co.uk) divider line 42
    More: Interesting, no problem, automaticity, robots  
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4300 clicks; posted to Main » on 06 May 2014 at 9:22 AM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-05-06 11:31:14 AM  
7 votes:
img.fark.net
2014-05-06 09:46:36 AM  
7 votes:

tricycleracer: Sexbots are going to generate some hilarious tech support calls.


Customer: "I was just trying to get a blowjob here, but I can't get her to detach!"
Tech support: "Sir, please calm down. Can you tell me the model number?"
Customer: "At the moment I can't even stand up! I think she's the C-47"
Tech support: "Do you recall if it's a C-47 or the C-47a?"
Customer: "I don't remember and I can't see the box from here. Can you please hurry? This is beginning to hurt"
Tech support: "The C-47a has a small marking below the left earlobe, are you able to--"
Customer: "--OOWWWWWW!"
Tech support: "--are you able to see that marking, sir?"
Customer: "I can't...I can't see anything. Oh god, please make her stop. The suction is too much. Too much"
Tech support: "I'm going to guess that you have a C-47a, we've had some similar issues with that one"
Customer: "PLEASE HURRY!"
Tech support: "Yes, sir. Okay, there is a small temporary pause button directly below the jawline straight below her right ear. It should pause her long enough for you to--Sir? What's that whistling sound?"
Customer: "That's air being sucked into my ass!"
2014-05-06 09:30:07 AM  
5 votes:
This can only end well...
www.homiegfunk.com
2014-05-06 09:40:56 AM  
4 votes:
I hope we're not just taking about mindless sex here... even love bots deserve commitment.

media.boingboing.net
2014-05-06 03:39:28 PM  
3 votes:
I see it ending up more like this

static.fjcdn.com
2014-05-06 10:56:51 AM  
3 votes:
forums.bit-tech.net
It's all good till you come home and find it screwing the toaster.
2014-05-06 09:28:20 AM  
3 votes:
wyrdstuff.com

Well, so it's mechanical!
2014-05-06 11:41:14 AM  
2 votes:
"Getting intimate with a 'sexbot' appeals to more than one in six of us, a poll shows."

cdn.sneakhype.com
"Yeah well, I still jerk off manually."
2014-05-06 11:35:11 AM  
2 votes:

FourDirections: tricycleracer: Sexbots are going to generate some hilarious tech support calls.

Customer: "I was just trying to get a blowjob here, but I can't get her to detach!"
Tech support: "Sir, please calm down. Can you tell me the model number?"
Customer: "At the moment I can't even stand up! I think she's the C-47"
Tech support: "Do you recall if it's a C-47 or the C-47a?"
Customer: "I don't remember and I can't see the box from here. Can you please hurry? This is beginning to hurt"
Tech support: "The C-47a has a small marking below the left earlobe, are you able to--"
Customer: "--OOWWWWWW!"
Tech support: "--are you able to see that marking, sir?"
Customer: "I can't...I can't see anything. Oh god, please make her stop. The suction is too much. Too much"
Tech support: "I'm going to guess that you have a C-47a, we've had some similar issues with that one"
Customer: "PLEASE HURRY!"
Tech support: "Yes, sir. Okay, there is a small temporary pause button directly below the jawline straight below her right ear. It should pause her long enough for you to--Sir? What's that whistling sound?"
Customer: "That's air being sucked into my ass!"


How could you not go with "I'm so very scared?"
2014-05-06 09:50:37 AM  
2 votes:
i171.photobucket.com

Can you fark it?
2014-05-06 09:49:00 AM  
2 votes:

img.fark.net



If science fiction has taught me anything, it's that robots will eventually go psycho and try to kill their creators/users.

..IOW, no worse than a lot of my previous experience with dating.

The main question is: would the sexbot want to kill me by simply snapping my neck... or in some kind of... sexy/kinky way?

** shiver **  I'll be in my bunk.
2014-05-06 09:41:55 AM  
2 votes:
We already have the pimpbot so there should be plenty of sex bots by now, unless Pimpbot isnt keeping it's clamping hand strong!
2014-05-06 09:41:23 AM  
2 votes:
img3.wikia.nocookie.net
How about a threesome?
2014-05-06 09:38:52 AM  
2 votes:

IoSaturnalia: BMFPitt: Sure I'd do a properly designed robot.

I even got a primitive sex robot for my wife already.

I'd probably end up with one that complies with the 1995 EU "Safety of Machinery" directive:  completely deenergized when humans are in contact.


I knew a woman like that.
2014-05-06 09:36:32 AM  
2 votes:
24.media.tumblr.com
2014-05-06 09:30:00 AM  
2 votes:
Sexbots are going to generate some hilarious tech support calls.
2014-05-07 09:12:45 AM  
1 votes:
Fano: Not enough Sorayama

Probably because none of the rest are SFW


GIS:  "Sorayama"

Wow, no kidding... but holy crap, he's ridiculously good at it.  Those are some of the most realistic-looking pinups I've ever seen.

I'll, uh... be right back.
2014-05-07 08:48:37 AM  
1 votes:
Not enough Sorayama

1.bp.blogspot.com

Probably because none of the rest are SFW
2014-05-06 02:28:12 PM  
1 votes:
cdn.singularityhub.com
2014-05-06 02:05:02 PM  
1 votes:
A Sex Machine, you say?

s3.amazonaws.com
2014-05-06 01:52:48 PM  
1 votes:
since i can't seem to find a human being with a pulse who is willing to have sex with me, and i'm not interested in having sex with animals, then i guess robots are my only remaining option.  but i suspect the robots would turn me down too.
2014-05-06 12:10:12 PM  
1 votes:
I'd get it on with a roomba if I could afford one.
2014-05-06 11:48:43 AM  
1 votes:
Oh enough, we're past that debate. It started when the first powered vibrator (facial massager) came out in the 19th century and ended when the first person bought one. Ever since it's just been a matter of what upgrades we're willing to spring for.

/yes, we all know vibrators were invented for doctors who were tired of manually bringing their female patients to orgasm to treat their "hysteria." Thanks for not sharing that yet again.
2014-05-06 11:38:03 AM  
1 votes:

Ned Stark: LiberalConservative: Ned Stark: Would I commit a sin against nature and push humanity one step closer to extinction by getting into on with an abominable soulless automaton?

That depends, how much to own and how much to rent?

How is intercourse with a robot a "sin" against nature?

We don't all construct detailed theologies for our one off jokes, Leroy.


Does Fark have a Comment of the Year? This would be a contender.
2014-05-06 11:24:40 AM  
1 votes:
ih2.redbubble.net
2014-05-06 11:09:00 AM  
1 votes:

Saiga410: It depends.  Where is the exhaust port?


Right below the main port.
2014-05-06 11:07:19 AM  
1 votes:
It depends.  Where is the exhaust port?
2014-05-06 10:24:35 AM  
1 votes:
Early prototype:

i478.photobucket.com
2014-05-06 09:55:58 AM  
1 votes:
Does Courtney Stodden count as being a robot?cdn01.cdnwp.celebuzz.com
2014-05-06 09:52:51 AM  
1 votes:

LiberalConservative: Ned Stark: Would I commit a sin against nature and push humanity one step closer to extinction by getting into on with an abominable soulless automaton?

That depends, how much to own and how much to rent?

How is intercourse with a robot a "sin" against nature?


We don't all construct detailed theologies for our one off jokes, Leroy.
2014-05-06 09:34:05 AM  
1 votes:
Would I commit a sin against nature and push humanity one step closer to extinction by getting into on with an abominable soulless automaton?

That depends, how much to own and how much to rent?
2014-05-06 09:33:05 AM  
1 votes:
I wouldn't be an early adopter, but I might explore the option after the technology has matured. In other words, no underaged robot sex.
2014-05-06 09:28:59 AM  
1 votes:
I'm kind of neutral on the subject.

My GF however...she asked me the other day how close I think we are to having a "a Jude Law sex bot" available. She was really interested in that area of research.
2014-05-06 09:28:47 AM  
1 votes:
Probably have to go to Radio Shack to get condoms.
2014-05-06 09:28:46 AM  
1 votes:
Sure I'd do a properly designed robot.

I even got a primitive sex robot for my wife already.
2014-05-06 09:26:13 AM  
1 votes:
i61.tinypic.com
2014-05-06 09:25:21 AM  
1 votes:
I'm not scientician, but I'm pretty sure that's how artificial insemination works.
2014-05-06 09:25:17 AM  
1 votes:
Does Seven of Nine count? If so, where do I sign up?
2014-05-06 09:25:14 AM  
1 votes:
assets-s3.rollingstone.com
2014-05-06 09:21:49 AM  
1 votes:
After seeing the article with the pic:

img.fark.net
Of course not, don't be ridiculous.

After a brief GIS for "sexbot":
img.fark.net
Well let's not be hasty, perhaps more research is necessary...
2014-05-06 09:11:01 AM  
1 votes:
thisisinfamous.com
2014-05-06 08:55:04 AM  
1 votes:
img.fark.net
 
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