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(Metro)   Are you one of those types who wouldn't mind hooking up with a robot?   ( divider line
    More: Interesting, no problem, automaticity, robots  
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4341 clicks; posted to Main » on 06 May 2014 at 9:22 AM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-05-06 09:29:37 AM  
2 votes:
depends. is the robot a Cherry 2000?
2014-05-06 09:28:46 AM  
2 votes:
Sure I'd do a properly designed robot.

I even got a primitive sex robot for my wife already.
2014-05-06 09:26:13 AM  
2 votes:
2014-05-07 09:12:45 AM  
1 vote:
Fano: Not enough Sorayama

Probably because none of the rest are SFW

GIS:  "Sorayama"

Wow, no kidding... but holy crap, he's ridiculously good at it.  Those are some of the most realistic-looking pinups I've ever seen.

I'll, uh... be right back.
2014-05-06 03:39:28 PM  
1 vote:
I see it ending up more like this
2014-05-06 12:27:46 PM  
1 vote:

Dingleberry Dickwad: I'll take one EDI, one Lucy Liu and one number 6.

... and I'll take an 8. Or whatever the number was for the Xena-reporter model.
2014-05-06 11:41:14 AM  
1 vote:
"Getting intimate with a 'sexbot' appeals to more than one in six of us, a poll shows."
"Yeah well, I still jerk off manually."
2014-05-06 10:56:51 AM  
1 vote:
It's all good till you come home and find it screwing the toaster.
2014-05-06 10:08:03 AM  
1 vote:
If they can perfectly simulate a pregnant woman's vagina I'd definitely get one. Holy shiat does it feel so good.
2014-05-06 10:07:42 AM  
1 vote:
I'll take one EDI, one Lucy Liu and one number 6.
2014-05-06 10:06:54 AM  
1 vote:
She's only programmed to be very nice, but she's as cold as ice whenever I get too near.
She tells me that she likes me very much, but when I try to touch, she makes it all too clear.
She is the latest in technology, almost mythology, but she has a heart of stone,
She has an IQ of 1001, she has a jump suit on and she's also a telephone.

(That's not what I want)
2014-05-06 09:51:15 AM  
1 vote:
2014-05-06 09:49:17 AM  
1 vote:

EvilEgg: Forget nuclear war or global warming, this is what will destroy the human race.

Or possibly save it? If any kind of sex you wanted was in limitless supply for everyone, I think there wouldn't be much motivation/energy for conflict anymore.
2014-05-06 09:49:00 AM  
1 vote:

If science fiction has taught me anything, it's that robots will eventually go psycho and try to kill their creators/users.

..IOW, no worse than a lot of my previous experience with dating.

The main question is: would the sexbot want to kill me by simply snapping my neck... or in some kind of... sexy/kinky way?

** shiver ** I'll be in my bunk.
2014-05-06 09:40:56 AM  
1 vote:
I hope we're not just taking about mindless sex here... even love bots deserve commitment.
2014-05-06 09:36:32 AM  
1 vote:
2014-05-06 09:30:07 AM  
1 vote:
This can only end well...
2014-05-06 09:28:20 AM  
1 vote:

Well, so it's mechanical!
2014-05-06 09:25:17 AM  
1 vote:
Does Seven of Nine count? If so, where do I sign up?
2014-05-06 09:25:14 AM  
1 vote:
2014-05-06 09:24:59 AM  
1 vote:
I just came here to say: YES
2014-05-06 09:21:49 AM  
1 vote:
After seeing the article with the pic:
Of course not, don't be ridiculous.

After a brief GIS for "sexbot":
Well let's not be hasty, perhaps more research is necessary...
2014-05-06 09:09:00 AM  
1 vote:
Sy Borg Gimme datgimme dat.......   Sy Borg Gimme datgive me de chromium leg !!!
2014-05-06 08:53:28 AM  
1 vote:
 I could be with impossibly beautiful woman looking thing that is only there for my pleasure?  Where do I sign up?

Forget nuclear war or global warming, this is what will destroy the human race.
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