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(Metro)   Are you one of those types who wouldn't mind hooking up with a robot?   (metro.co.uk) divider line 101
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2014-05-06 10:08:03 AM  
If they can perfectly simulate a pregnant woman's vagina I'd definitely get one. Holy shiat does it feel so good.
 
2014-05-06 10:11:58 AM  

Ned Stark: LiberalConservative: Ned Stark: Would I commit a sin against nature and push humanity one step closer to extinction by getting into on with an abominable soulless automaton?

That depends, how much to own and how much to rent?

How is intercourse with a robot a "sin" against nature?

We don't all construct detailed theologies for our one off jokes, Leroy.


Shrug. Hard to tell what is and what isn't a joke. Then again, a few additional rereads and I can see it now. Must be time to unplug. Night.
 
2014-05-06 10:23:56 AM  

MelGoesOnTour: Does Courtney Stodden count as being a robot?


Looks more silicone that silicon.
 
2014-05-06 10:24:35 AM  
Early prototype:

i478.photobucket.com
 
2014-05-06 10:34:12 AM  
Eventually all humans will be cyborgs anyway.
 
2014-05-06 10:37:03 AM  

MelGoesOnTour: Does Courtney Stodden count as being a robot?


Looks more like silicone than silicon
 
2014-05-06 10:40:27 AM  

Bob Down: She's only programmed to be very nice, but she's as cold as ice whenever I get too near.
She tells me that she likes me very much, but when I try to touch, she makes it all too clear.
She is the latest in technology, almost mythology, but she has a heart of stone,
She has an IQ of 1001, she has a jump suit on and she's also a telephone.

(That's not what I want)


Great song from a great album.
 
2014-05-06 10:44:44 AM  
shifz.org

Might need Drink-Bot to break the ice.

/Oh Lala
 
2014-05-06 10:51:31 AM  
Sign me up!
 
2014-05-06 10:56:51 AM  
forums.bit-tech.net
It's all good till you come home and find it screwing the toaster.
 
2014-05-06 11:07:19 AM  
It depends.  Where is the exhaust port?
 
2014-05-06 11:09:00 AM  

Saiga410: It depends.  Where is the exhaust port?


Right below the main port.
 
2014-05-06 11:13:22 AM  

Boojum2k: Bob Down: She's only programmed to be very nice, but she's as cold as ice whenever I get too near.
She tells me that she likes me very much, but when I try to touch, she makes it all too clear.
She is the latest in technology, almost mythology, but she has a heart of stone,
She has an IQ of 1001, she has a jump suit on and she's also a telephone.

(That's not what I want)

Great song from a great album.


It's like a message from another time
 
2014-05-06 11:22:19 AM  

Bob Down: It's like a message from another time


Just on the border of your waking mind.
 
2014-05-06 11:24:40 AM  
ih2.redbubble.net
 
2014-05-06 11:31:14 AM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-05-06 11:35:11 AM  

FourDirections: tricycleracer: Sexbots are going to generate some hilarious tech support calls.

Customer: "I was just trying to get a blowjob here, but I can't get her to detach!"
Tech support: "Sir, please calm down. Can you tell me the model number?"
Customer: "At the moment I can't even stand up! I think she's the C-47"
Tech support: "Do you recall if it's a C-47 or the C-47a?"
Customer: "I don't remember and I can't see the box from here. Can you please hurry? This is beginning to hurt"
Tech support: "The C-47a has a small marking below the left earlobe, are you able to--"
Customer: "--OOWWWWWW!"
Tech support: "--are you able to see that marking, sir?"
Customer: "I can't...I can't see anything. Oh god, please make her stop. The suction is too much. Too much"
Tech support: "I'm going to guess that you have a C-47a, we've had some similar issues with that one"
Customer: "PLEASE HURRY!"
Tech support: "Yes, sir. Okay, there is a small temporary pause button directly below the jawline straight below her right ear. It should pause her long enough for you to--Sir? What's that whistling sound?"
Customer: "That's air being sucked into my ass!"


How could you not go with "I'm so very scared?"
 
2014-05-06 11:38:03 AM  

Ned Stark: LiberalConservative: Ned Stark: Would I commit a sin against nature and push humanity one step closer to extinction by getting into on with an abominable soulless automaton?

That depends, how much to own and how much to rent?

How is intercourse with a robot a "sin" against nature?

We don't all construct detailed theologies for our one off jokes, Leroy.


Does Fark have a Comment of the Year? This would be a contender.
 
2014-05-06 11:38:47 AM  

MilesTeg: [ih2.redbubble.net image 566x800]


I think they remarketed that and changed the name to Sybian
 
2014-05-06 11:41:14 AM  
"Getting intimate with a 'sexbot' appeals to more than one in six of us, a poll shows."

cdn.sneakhype.com
"Yeah well, I still jerk off manually."
 
2014-05-06 11:48:43 AM  
Oh enough, we're past that debate. It started when the first powered vibrator (facial massager) came out in the 19th century and ended when the first person bought one. Ever since it's just been a matter of what upgrades we're willing to spring for.

/yes, we all know vibrators were invented for doctors who were tired of manually bringing their female patients to orgasm to treat their "hysteria." Thanks for not sharing that yet again.
 
2014-05-06 11:52:43 AM  

MelGoesOnTour: Does Courtney Stodden count as being a robot?


Bathe her and bring her to me. I'll have your answer in about six months.

/I will require some equipment for my lab. Have you seen the airplane scene in Austin Powers? Good, we can begin there.
//yeah, baby!
 
2014-05-06 12:10:12 PM  
I'd get it on with a roomba if I could afford one.
 
2014-05-06 12:11:30 PM  
Sorry....

I'm not Japanese.
 
2014-05-06 12:27:46 PM  

Dingleberry Dickwad: I'll take one EDI, one Lucy Liu and one number 6.


... and I'll take an 8. Or whatever the number was for the Xena-reporter model.
 
2014-05-06 01:09:04 PM  

Rhino_man: ... and I'll take an 8. Or whatever the number was for the Xena-reporter model.


D'Anna (Lucy Lawless) was a three, Boomer (Grace Park) was an eight
 
2014-05-06 01:11:25 PM  

ga362: Probably have to go to Radio Shack to get condoms.


Metric or Standard?
 
2014-05-06 01:26:10 PM  
Sample and Hold
Hair: Blonde
Eyes: Blue
Weight: 110
Disposition: Even
Mood Code: Rotary Adjustable

I need a unit to sample and hold
But not the angry one
A new design, new design.

I need a unit to sample and hold
But not the lonely one
A new design, new design.

I need a unit to sample and hold
But not the lonely one
A new design, new design.

Sample and hold.

We'll send it out right away
Satisfaction guaranteed.
Please specify
The color of skin and eye
We know you'll be happy.

Don't hesitate to give us a call
We know you'll be satisfied
When you energize
And see your unit come alive
We know you'll be happy.

 \\ strange future ahead
\ but how strange?
 
2014-05-06 01:38:56 PM  
ts4.mm.bing.net
AC or DC?
 
2014-05-06 01:52:48 PM  
since i can't seem to find a human being with a pulse who is willing to have sex with me, and i'm not interested in having sex with animals, then i guess robots are my only remaining option.  but i suspect the robots would turn me down too.
 
2014-05-06 02:05:02 PM  
A Sex Machine, you say?

s3.amazonaws.com
 
2014-05-06 02:28:12 PM  
cdn.singularityhub.com
 
2014-05-06 02:31:25 PM  

Rhino_man: Dingleberry Dickwad: I'll take one EDI, one Lucy Liu and one number 6.

... and I'll take an 8. Or whatever the number was for the Xena-reporter model.


Damn, totally forgot about the Lucy Lawless one since she was in so few episodes. Dunno why, but Boomer never really did it for me. Now if they had made one that looked like Dualla or Cat or Starbuck from the BSG reboot...
 
2014-05-06 02:34:25 PM  
I want my Sky Doll..!

yafh.com
 
2014-05-06 02:39:18 PM  

EvilEgg: I could be with impossibly beautiful woman looking thing that is only there for my pleasure?  Where do I sign up?

Forget nuclear war or global warming, this is what will destroy the human race.


Scott Adams famously said that the holodeck a la Star Trek would be mankind's last invention.  Same idea, I think.
 
2014-05-06 03:02:51 PM  

mongbiohazard: Just wait for heads to splode when the Jon Benet Ramsey model is released.

Also this thread lacks Fisto-roboto reference. "The best part is... He's learning."


There was one before your comment and one a few posts after yours.  I checked, because I came here to post a Fisto reference it there weren't any yet.

"I can't feel my legs!"
 
2014-05-06 03:07:15 PM  
No references to Warren's girlfriend-bot and the Buffybot?

/hooray for really outdated cultural references!!!
 
2014-05-06 03:39:28 PM  
I see it ending up more like this

static.fjcdn.com
 
2014-05-06 05:09:30 PM  

Dingleberry Dickwad: Now if they had made one that looked like Dualla or Cat


www.theironsamurai.com

You got good taste, buddy!
 
2014-05-06 06:01:46 PM  
I personally look at it as 5 in 6 people lie
 
2014-05-06 07:15:18 PM  
We're Farkers. That;s how we roll.
 
2014-05-06 07:23:46 PM  

tjsands1118: I personally look at it as 5 in 6 people lie


Or, perhaps the question was badly phrased.

If you asked "If we gave you a robot which looked like your ideal woman, which was available on demand, which didn't measure your level of domestic chores accomplished, and which told you how wonderful you were, would you have any problem at all ditching your current partner?", the responses might be a bit different
 
2014-05-06 07:59:35 PM  
FTFA: Seeing the human race replaced by machines is a fear for a third of us. Almost as many worry we could lose our jobs to relentlessly efficient robots.

first thought that came to mind: who's jobs? the prostitutes?
 
2014-05-06 08:00:25 PM  

ciberido: mongbiohazard: Just wait for heads to splode when the Jon Benet Ramsey model is released.

Also this thread lacks Fisto-roboto reference. "The best part is... He's learning."

There was one before your comment and one a few posts after yours.  I checked, because I came here to post a Fisto reference it there weren't any yet.

"I can't feel my legs!"


Nope! That's Fisto from Fallout. I was referring to Fister Roboto (spelled the name wrong, damn), a creation of Dr. Krieger from Archer.

He's a fully integrated multi-fetish artificial being. And the best part is... he's learning.
 
2014-05-06 08:56:45 PM  

Dingleberry Dickwad: Rhino_man: Dingleberry Dickwad: I'll take one EDI, one Lucy Liu and one number 6.

... and I'll take an 8. Or whatever the number was for the Xena-reporter model.

Damn, totally forgot about the Lucy Lawless one since she was in so few episodes. Dunno why, but Boomer never really did it for me. Now if they had made one that looked like Dualla or Cat or Starbuck from the BSG reboot...


The stim junkie?
deadlinepublishing.typepad.com
 
2014-05-06 08:58:26 PM  
fc03.deviantart.net
Yes please!
 
2014-05-06 09:17:24 PM  

MelGoesOnTour: Does Courtney Stodden count as being a robot?[cdn01.cdnwp.celebuzz.com image 600x450]


For the purposes of this discussion, yes.
 
2014-05-06 09:18:48 PM  

Cymbal: Saiga410: It depends.  Where is the exhaust port?

Right below the main port.


It damn well better not be two meters wide!
 
2014-05-06 09:49:46 PM  

MilesTeg: [ih2.redbubble.net image 566x800]


How's about a threesome between that and these two?

img2.wikia.nocookie.net

37.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-05-07 08:48:37 AM  
Not enough Sorayama

1.bp.blogspot.com

Probably because none of the rest are SFW
 
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