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(Metro)   Are you one of those types who wouldn't mind hooking up with a robot?   (metro.co.uk) divider line 101
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2014-05-06 08:50:24 AM
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2014-05-06 08:53:28 AM
 I could be with impossibly beautiful woman looking thing that is only there for my pleasure?  Where do I sign up?

Forget nuclear war or global warming, this is what will destroy the human race.
 
2014-05-06 08:55:04 AM
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2014-05-06 09:09:00 AM
Sy Borg Gimme datgimme dat.......   Sy Borg Gimme datgive me de chromium leg !!!
 
2014-05-06 09:11:01 AM
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2014-05-06 09:21:49 AM
After seeing the article with the pic:

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Of course not, don't be ridiculous.

After a brief GIS for "sexbot":
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Well let's not be hasty, perhaps more research is necessary...
 
2014-05-06 09:24:59 AM
I just came here to say: YES
 
2014-05-06 09:25:14 AM
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2014-05-06 09:25:17 AM
Does Seven of Nine count? If so, where do I sign up?
 
2014-05-06 09:25:21 AM
I'm not scientician, but I'm pretty sure that's how artificial insemination works.
 
2014-05-06 09:25:31 AM
i see futurama is covered....
 
2014-05-06 09:26:13 AM
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2014-05-06 09:26:54 AM
I repair the tool changing components on the robots arm,  so Im getting a kick out of these replies.
 
2014-05-06 09:28:16 AM
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2014-05-06 09:28:20 AM
wyrdstuff.com

Well, so it's mechanical!
 
2014-05-06 09:28:46 AM
Sure I'd do a properly designed robot.

I even got a primitive sex robot for my wife already.
 
2014-05-06 09:28:47 AM
Probably have to go to Radio Shack to get condoms.
 
2014-05-06 09:28:59 AM
I'm kind of neutral on the subject.

My GF however...she asked me the other day how close I think we are to having a "a Jude Law sex bot" available. She was really interested in that area of research.
 
2014-05-06 09:29:37 AM
depends. is the robot a Cherry 2000?
 
2014-05-06 09:30:00 AM
Sexbots are going to generate some hilarious tech support calls.
 
2014-05-06 09:30:07 AM
This can only end well...
www.homiegfunk.com
 
Skr
2014-05-06 09:30:35 AM

EvilEgg: I could be with impossibly beautiful woman looking thing that is only there for my pleasure?  Where do I sign up?

Forget nuclear war or global warming, this is what will destroy the human race.


I'd go for the secondhand slightly used models. More realistic expectations than the impossible beauty.
 
2014-05-06 09:33:05 AM
I wouldn't be an early adopter, but I might explore the option after the technology has matured. In other words, no underaged robot sex.
 
2014-05-06 09:33:46 AM

BMFPitt: Sure I'd do a properly designed robot.

I even got a primitive sex robot for my wife already.


I'd probably end up with one that complies with the 1995 EU "Safety of Machinery" directive:  completely deenergized when humans are in contact.
 
2014-05-06 09:34:05 AM
Would I commit a sin against nature and push humanity one step closer to extinction by getting into on with an abominable soulless automaton?

That depends, how much to own and how much to rent?
 
2014-05-06 09:36:32 AM
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2014-05-06 09:38:52 AM

IoSaturnalia: BMFPitt: Sure I'd do a properly designed robot.

I even got a primitive sex robot for my wife already.

I'd probably end up with one that complies with the 1995 EU "Safety of Machinery" directive:  completely deenergized when humans are in contact.


I knew a woman like that.
 
2014-05-06 09:40:43 AM
Paging Howard Walowicz! Don't mind the hands.
 
2014-05-06 09:40:56 AM
I hope we're not just taking about mindless sex here... even love bots deserve commitment.

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2014-05-06 09:41:17 AM

That Guy What Stole the Bacon:


I've always wanted to get roto plooked
 
2014-05-06 09:41:23 AM
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How about a threesome?
 
2014-05-06 09:41:55 AM
We already have the pimpbot so there should be plenty of sex bots by now, unless Pimpbot isnt keeping it's clamping hand strong!
 
2014-05-06 09:44:41 AM

Ned Stark: Would I commit a sin against nature and push humanity one step closer to extinction by getting into on with an abominable soulless automaton?

That depends, how much to own and how much to rent?


How is intercourse with a robot a "sin" against nature?
 
2014-05-06 09:46:17 AM
I hope the bot in the article is a Fisto prototype.
 
2014-05-06 09:46:36 AM

tricycleracer: Sexbots are going to generate some hilarious tech support calls.


Customer: "I was just trying to get a blowjob here, but I can't get her to detach!"
Tech support: "Sir, please calm down. Can you tell me the model number?"
Customer: "At the moment I can't even stand up! I think she's the C-47"
Tech support: "Do you recall if it's a C-47 or the C-47a?"
Customer: "I don't remember and I can't see the box from here. Can you please hurry? This is beginning to hurt"
Tech support: "The C-47a has a small marking below the left earlobe, are you able to--"
Customer: "--OOWWWWWW!"
Tech support: "--are you able to see that marking, sir?"
Customer: "I can't...I can't see anything. Oh god, please make her stop. The suction is too much. Too much"
Tech support: "I'm going to guess that you have a C-47a, we've had some similar issues with that one"
Customer: "PLEASE HURRY!"
Tech support: "Yes, sir. Okay, there is a small temporary pause button directly below the jawline straight below her right ear. It should pause her long enough for you to--Sir? What's that whistling sound?"
Customer: "That's air being sucked into my ass!"
 
2014-05-06 09:48:18 AM
"Hack" gains a new, wet definition.
 
2014-05-06 09:49:00 AM

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If science fiction has taught me anything, it's that robots will eventually go psycho and try to kill their creators/users.

..IOW, no worse than a lot of my previous experience with dating.

The main question is: would the sexbot want to kill me by simply snapping my neck... or in some kind of... sexy/kinky way?

** shiver **  I'll be in my bunk.
 
2014-05-06 09:49:17 AM

EvilEgg: Forget nuclear war or global warming, this is what will destroy the human race.


Or possibly save it? If any kind of sex you wanted was in limitless supply for everyone, I think there wouldn't be much motivation/energy for conflict anymore.
 
2014-05-06 09:50:37 AM
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Can you fark it?
 
2014-05-06 09:51:15 AM
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2014-05-06 09:52:51 AM

LiberalConservative: Ned Stark: Would I commit a sin against nature and push humanity one step closer to extinction by getting into on with an abominable soulless automaton?

That depends, how much to own and how much to rent?

How is intercourse with a robot a "sin" against nature?


We don't all construct detailed theologies for our one off jokes, Leroy.
 
2014-05-06 09:54:38 AM
Try this on for size first:

http://geekologie.com/2014/04/autoblow-2-the-latest-in-male-pleasuri ng .php

While it's somewhat SFW, I'll caution you anyways...
 
2014-05-06 09:54:49 AM
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2014-05-06 09:55:23 AM
 
2014-05-06 09:55:58 AM
Does Courtney Stodden count as being a robot?cdn01.cdnwp.celebuzz.com
 
2014-05-06 09:57:30 AM
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2014-05-06 09:57:58 AM
Just wait for heads to splode when the Jon Benet Ramsey model is released.

Also this thread lacks Fisto-roboto reference. "The best part is... He's learning."
 
2014-05-06 10:04:04 AM

gnosis301: I hope the bot in the article is a Fisto prototype.



That is messed up, although probably an accurate guess due to Fisto being a rather crude sexbot conversion of a protectron. I would prefer a CHOBITS or an Angeloid for my 'bot, although if I had to choose, I would pick the Angeloid in a heartbeat. Don't get me wrong, a CHOBITS is cool, but the Angeloid would be waaaay better in all respects.
 
2014-05-06 10:06:54 AM
She's only programmed to be very nice, but she's as cold as ice whenever I get too near.
She tells me that she likes me very much, but when I try to touch, she makes it all too clear.
She is the latest in technology, almost mythology, but she has a heart of stone,
She has an IQ of 1001, she has a jump suit on and she's also a telephone.

(That's not what I want)
 
2014-05-06 10:07:42 AM
I'll take one EDI, one Lucy Liu and one number 6.
 
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