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(CBS Chicago)   "The fact that this driver was so intoxicated that she would drive directly on railroad tracks believing that she was still on a roadway is simply mind-boggling and shows the extent of her excessive alcohol consumption"   (chicago.cbslocal.com) divider line 19
    More: Dumbass, roadways, Jean Segura, consumption, bus drivers  
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2014-05-06 10:26:44 AM
Bet he swerves first.
 
2014-05-06 10:26:45 AM
It's how she rolls...thumpy thump thumpy buh buh bumpy bump thugga thugga thugga thugga....
 
2014-05-06 10:28:29 AM
Is it too early for flapjacks?
 
2014-05-06 10:29:50 AM

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HATERS GONNA HATE

 
2014-05-06 10:31:21 AM
clearly this lady needs an f-350
 
2014-05-06 10:32:02 AM
She was just trying to recapture the fun she had on Mr. Toad's Wild Ride.
 
2014-05-06 10:39:28 AM
Woman Looking For ATM, Drives On Railroad Tracks


you never go ass to mouth on the railroad tracks
 
2014-05-06 10:43:58 AM

Dead for Tax Reasons: Woman Looking For ATM, Drives On Railroad Tracks


you never go ass to mouth on the railroad tracks


You normally have to pay double for that.
 
2014-05-06 10:51:40 AM
So this is where you were last night mom!
 
2014-05-06 11:19:29 AM
What's her Farkette handle?
 
2014-05-06 11:52:49 AM
Wow, this thread was ended quick.
 
2014-05-06 11:55:34 AM
Damn the potholes on this road are terrible.
 
2014-05-06 12:15:05 PM
She doesn't live by their rules anymore.
 
2014-05-06 12:24:06 PM

Tom_Slick: Dead for Tax Reasons: Woman Looking For ATM, Drives On Railroad Tracks


you never go ass to mouth on the railroad tracks

You normally have to pay double for that.


 You might run into a Cleveland steamer that way.
 
Oak
2014-05-06 12:56:46 PM
Veronica'shiat hard times.
 
2014-05-06 01:16:53 PM
Did she have a groundhog with her?
www.smartfellowspress.com
 
2014-05-06 08:43:29 PM

stevetherobot: Did she have a groundhog with her?
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Damn, beat me to it! I couldn't remember which movie that was for the life of me.
 
2014-05-06 10:03:04 PM
Maria Segura needed some cash on Monday morning.

ended up stuck on the tracks around 4 a.m.


Just gotta have cash after drinking all night? Drugs.
 
2014-05-07 06:15:21 PM

cats4rent: clearly this lady needs an f-350


Indeed.

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