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2014-05-06 06:39:43 AM  
They already have Michael Vick-make a nice pairing.
 
2014-05-06 06:57:21 AM  
I guess he didn't know that would catapult him into the limelight.
 
2014-05-06 08:26:42 AM  
Khitbash?
 
2014-05-06 08:44:53 AM  

mr_a: They already have Michael Vick-make a nice pairing.


img.fark.net
 
2014-05-06 08:45:43 AM  
Knocking Boots: You're doing it wrong.

/Kids these days.
 
2014-05-06 08:45:53 AM  

mr_a: They already have Michael Vick-make a nice pairing.


No shiat - I don't even know who Vick plays for anymore, nor do I care.  The NFL will never get another single dollar from me.

Not just because of Vick, but because they suck.

I'm sure they're really worried about this as they count their billions in revenue.

I think we should build a robot that weighs 20-25 times what this stupid asshole weighs and have it kick him as hard as it can.
 
2014-05-06 08:46:06 AM  
Was the cat drunk?  Cats will f#ck you up if you aren't careful.


welovecatsandkittens.com
 
2014-05-06 08:48:43 AM  

gfid: mr_a: They already have Michael Vick-make a nice pairing.

No shiat - I don't even know who Vick plays for anymore, nor do I care.  The NFL will never get another single dollar from me.

Not just because of Vick, but because they suck.

I'm sure they're really worried about this as they count their billions in revenue.

I think we should build a robot that weighs 20-25 times what this stupid asshole weighs and have it kick him as hard as it can.


anger much?

/agreed.
 
2014-05-06 08:51:26 AM  
Cats are vermin and scavengers and fierce predators. Also they are cocky and unappreciative toward their owners. A good boot is in order on occasion.
 
2014-05-06 08:52:16 AM  
I'm so glad they caught the jerkface! How great that there was a security camera right there.

/ and the Grinch's heart for Big Brother grew two sizes this day
// I hope the kitty is okay
 
2014-05-06 08:54:01 AM  

Dipshiat ran out of puppies?

500 hours community service cleaning pens at the pound with a tee shirt that says:

I'm a gutless coont that kicks cats.


Kick me, please.

 
2014-05-06 08:55:31 AM  
Poor kitty.

Asshole needs a good boot to the groin but some really powerful place kicker.

Pick on something/someone your own size, jerkwad.
 
2014-05-06 08:56:38 AM  
If you abuse animals you are a FARKING DICK.

/That is all.
 
2014-05-06 08:58:16 AM  
Hi guys! I'm going to come into this thread and make a pathetic attempt to troll cat lovers and/or people who dislike cruelty to animals! Surely I'll get some bites so I can get the attention I so desperately need because I wasn't hugged enough as a child!
 
2014-05-06 09:00:26 AM  

Whatchoo Talkinbout: gfid: mr_a: They already have Michael Vick-make a nice pairing.

No shiat - I don't even know who Vick plays for anymore, nor do I care.  The NFL will never get another single dollar from me.

Not just because of Vick, but because they suck.

I'm sure they're really worried about this as they count their billions in revenue.

I think we should build a robot that weighs 20-25 times what this stupid asshole weighs and have it kick him as hard as it can.

anger much?

/agreed.


There's nothing wrong with that sentiment, Whatchoo talkinbout WTF did the cat do to him?  Do you think that's funny?  Please, tell us why you think that opinion is unreasonable.  We're waiting.
 
2014-05-06 09:05:20 AM  
It's a certain type of sick fark that abuses animals.  Rot in hell fark face.
 
2014-05-06 09:08:40 AM  

mr_a: They already have Michael Vick-make a nice pairing.


Nah, they'll probably fight like, well, you know.

_____________________________________________


Damn these people who think hurting a small animal embiggens them.
 
2014-05-06 09:09:55 AM  
Obviously not Caturday
 
2014-05-06 09:12:11 AM  
Andre Robinson should get his ass kicked in jail, if not shanked. Lowlife POS.
 
2014-05-06 09:12:11 AM  
What a cock. Once you've injured it you're supposed to chase it around for an hour, let it bleed all over the place, then dump in on the doormat still half alive.
 
2014-05-06 09:12:15 AM  
MooseBayou:

Damn these people who think hurting a small animal embiggens them.

That's because they're too big a wuss to face down an actual human being, who might just beat them down.
 
2014-05-06 09:17:26 AM  
I have kicked a cat, but if I had bothered to turn a light on, I probably could have avoided all the scratches he gave me as he dug in to hold on for the ride.  I learned to do 'the middle of the night slow foot shuffle' after the bandages came off.  No more fast shuffle for me, no matter how urgently the toilet needs me.

This guy needs a cock punch.
 
2014-05-06 09:18:52 AM  
OK, I laughed out loud too.  I think he landed on his feet.
 
2014-05-06 09:22:29 AM  
Gored by a rhino?  Mauled by a bear?  Eaten by a tiger?  I'm sure we can find a fitting punishment.
 
2014-05-06 09:26:33 AM  

Carn: Gored by a rhino?  Mauled by a bear?  Eaten by a tiger?  I'm sure we can find a fitting punishment.


Strapped to a log, and fired out of a canon up the ass of a rhino.

An angry rhino.

No no no, better yet, strap the rhino to the log....
 
2014-05-06 09:26:49 AM  
I'll stop kicking cats when cats learn that humans carrying heavy, bulky objects have the right-of-way.
 
2014-05-06 09:30:03 AM  

manhole: OK, I laughed out loud too.  I think he landed on his feet.


what was the funny part?  I think you might need help.
 
2014-05-06 09:32:22 AM  
if you live in nyc and you like kicking animals kick some rats and you'll be a hero and not a zero, breh...
 
2014-05-06 09:37:19 AM  
Maybe the cat was an asshole. Lots of cats are assholes. And now, there might be one asshole cat who understands its place in the world just a little better than before.
 
2014-05-06 09:37:44 AM  

gfid: manhole: OK, I laughed out loud too.  I think he landed on his feet.

what was the funny part?  I think you might need help.


manhole I read through the whole thread and I didn't see ONE comment where ANYbody said the LOLd.  WTF is wrong with you?  Sicko.
 
2014-05-06 09:38:42 AM  
Uncalled for...I'll admit...
But HILARIOUS!!!
 
2014-05-06 09:43:57 AM  

H31N0US: Maybe the cat was an asshole. Lots of cats are assholes. And now, there might be one asshole cat who understands its place in the world just a little better than before.


I think you need kicked.
 
2014-05-06 09:45:29 AM  

Typhoid: I'm so glad they caught the jerkface! How great that there was a security camera right there.

/ and the Grinch's heart for Big Brother grew two sizes this day
// I hope the kitty is okay


You know how I know you didn't read the article?
 
2014-05-06 09:54:58 AM  
Abusing animals is sick.
Eating animals is tasty!

/yum, bacon
 
2014-05-06 10:19:32 AM  

Cold_Sassy: gfid: manhole: OK, I laughed out loud too.  I think he landed on his feet.

what was the funny part?  I think you might need help.

manhole I read through the whole thread and I didn't see ONE comment where ANYbody said the LOLd.  WTF is wrong with you?  Sicko.


I tried really hard not to, but I too had laugher OL.  Just something about a stupid cat getting it's comeuppance.  Of course if it was a puppy or dog....
 
2014-05-06 10:20:59 AM  

H31N0US: Maybe the cat was an asshole. Lots of cats are assholes. And now, there might be one asshole cat who understands its place in the world just a little better than before.


It's a cat. It's reason for existing is to produce shiat and the occasional fark thread. That make it an arsehole by definition. That's still 10% less arsehole than the guy in TFA.
 
2014-05-06 10:26:01 AM  

Cold_Sassy: Whatchoo Talkinbout: gfid: mr_a: They already have Michael Vick-make a nice pairing.

No shiat - I don't even know who Vick plays for anymore, nor do I care.  The NFL will never get another single dollar from me.

Not just because of Vick, but because they suck.

I'm sure they're really worried about this as they count their billions in revenue.

I think we should build a robot that weighs 20-25 times what this stupid asshole weighs and have it kick him as hard as it can.

anger much?

/agreed.

There's nothing wrong with that sentiment, Whatchoo talkinbout WTF did the cat do to him?  Do you think that's funny?  Please, tell us why you think that opinion is unreasonable.  We're waiting.


/agreed.English comprehension, try some.
 
2014-05-06 10:31:08 AM  

Whatchoo Talkinbout: Cold_Sassy: Whatchoo Talkinbout: gfid: mr_a: They already have Michael Vick-make a nice pairing.

No shiat - I don't even know who Vick plays for anymore, nor do I care.  The NFL will never get another single dollar from me.

Not just because of Vick, but because they suck.

I'm sure they're really worried about this as they count their billions in revenue.

I think we should build a robot that weighs 20-25 times what this stupid asshole weighs and have it kick him as hard as it can.

anger much?

/agreed.

There's nothing wrong with that sentiment, Whatchoo talkinbout WTF did the cat do to him?  Do you think that's funny?  Please, tell us why you think that opinion is unreasonable.  We're waiting.

/agreed.English comprehension, try some.


Try honing your writing skills. You know, to make more sense?
 
2014-05-06 10:39:01 AM  
I say we cover this skidmark in brown gravy and then lock him in a room with a rabid wolverine that hasn't eaten in a few days.  The same punishment is reserved for anyone who thinks this was funny, not a big deal, or otherwise not the disturbing machinations of a sociopath.
 
2014-05-06 10:51:35 AM  

Cold_Sassy: Whatchoo Talkinbout: Cold_Sassy: Whatchoo Talkinbout: gfid: mr_a: They already have Michael Vick-make a nice pairing.

No shiat - I don't even know who Vick plays for anymore, nor do I care.  The NFL will never get another single dollar from me.

Not just because of Vick, but because they suck.

I'm sure they're really worried about this as they count their billions in revenue.

I think we should build a robot that weighs 20-25 times what this stupid asshole weighs and have it kick him as hard as it can.

anger much?

/agreed.

There's nothing wrong with that sentiment, Whatchoo talkinbout WTF did the cat do to him?  Do you think that's funny?  Please, tell us why you think that opinion is unreasonable.  We're waiting.

/agreed.English comprehension, try some.

Try honing your writing skills. You know, to make more sense?


Everybody got it but you.
 
2014-05-06 10:52:33 AM  
FTFA:  According to the Daily News, Robinson has eight prior arrests, including one for robbing someone at knife point.

Guy sounds like a real prize.

And some of y'all are trying WAY too hard to troll.
 
2014-05-06 11:05:48 AM  

Friction8r: Cats are vermin and scavengers and fierce predators. Also they are cocky and unappreciative toward their owners. A good boot is in order on occasion.


Unlike humans, who for the most part deserve a daily ass kicking.
 
2014-05-06 11:06:24 AM  

Coco LaFemme: I say we cover this skidmark in brown gravy and then lock him in a room with a rabid wolverine that hasn't eaten in a few days.  The same punishment is reserved for anyone who thinks this was funny, not a big deal, or otherwise not the disturbing machinations of a sociopath.

 
2014-05-06 11:20:24 AM  

Whatchoo Talkinbout: Cold_Sassy: Whatchoo Talkinbout: Cold_Sassy: Whatchoo Talkinbout: gfid: mr_a: They already have Michael Vick-make a nice pairing.

No shiat - I don't even know who Vick plays for anymore, nor do I care.  The NFL will never get another single dollar from me.

Not just because of Vick, but because they suck.

I'm sure they're really worried about this as they count their billions in revenue.

I think we should build a robot that weighs 20-25 times what this stupid asshole weighs and have it kick him as hard as it can.

anger much?

/agreed.

There's nothing wrong with that sentiment, Whatchoo talkinbout WTF did the cat do to him?  Do you think that's funny?  Please, tell us why you think that opinion is unreasonable.  We're waiting.

/agreed.English comprehension, try some.

Try honing your writing skills. You know, to make more sense?

Everybody got it but you.


Really?  Did you take a poll?  Seriously, WTF are we supposed to get out of "anger much" and "agreed"  Fark yeah, that just about says it all.
 
2014-05-06 11:22:45 AM  

Typhoid: I'm so glad they caught the jerkface! How great that there was a security camera right there.

/ and the Grinch's heart for Big Brother grew two sizes this day
// I hope the kitty is okay


from what I understand, I think his friend recorded him doing it and then posted it like it was a good thing. 
 also, I hear they can't find the cat, so it's probably scared shiatless of humans now thanks to this cum-bubble.
 
2014-05-06 11:23:49 AM  

Whatchoo Talkinbout: Dipshiat ran out of puppies?

500 hours community service cleaning pens at the pound with a tee shirt that says:I'm a gutless coont that kicks cats.
Kick me, please.


pounds nothing.  tiger cage at the zoo.  maybe he can try to kick one of those cats.
 
2014-05-06 11:32:09 AM  

ManateeGag: Typhoid: I'm so glad they caught the jerkface! How great that there was a security camera right there.

/ and the Grinch's heart for Big Brother grew two sizes this day
// I hope the kitty is okay

from what I understand, I think his friend recorded him doing it and then posted it like it was a good thing. 
 also, I hear they can't find the cat, so it's probably scared shiatless of humans now thanks to this cum-bubble.


So weird I read it this morning and I think my non-caffeinated brain blocked out that fact that THEY recorded it. Maybe I can't accept that someone would not only do this, but think it's ok enough to brag about. Squicky.
 
2014-05-06 11:34:48 AM  

Headso: if you live in nyc and you like kicking animals kick some rats and you'll be a hero and not a zero, breh...


are you kidding? Those things are HUGE!
 
2014-05-06 12:08:22 PM  

Cold_Sassy: Whatchoo Talkinbout: Cold_Sassy: Whatchoo Talkinbout: Cold_Sassy: Whatchoo Talkinbout: gfid: mr_a: They already have Michael Vick-make a nice pairing.

No shiat - I don't even know who Vick plays for anymore, nor do I care.  The NFL will never get another single dollar from me.

Not just because of Vick, but because they suck.

I'm sure they're really worried about this as they count their billions in revenue.

I think we should build a robot that weighs 20-25 times what this stupid asshole weighs and have it kick him as hard as it can.

anger much?

/agreed.

There's nothing wrong with that sentiment, Whatchoo talkinbout WTF did the cat do to him?  Do you think that's funny?  Please, tell us why you think that opinion is unreasonable.  We're waiting.

/agreed.English comprehension, try some.

Try honing your writing skills. You know, to make more sense?

Everybody got it but you.

Really?  Did you take a poll?  Seriously, WTF are we supposed to get out of "anger much" and "agreed"  Fark yeah, that just about says it all.


Please have a nice big cuppa STFU, and sell bat-shiat-crazy-cat-lady somewhere else, hmmm. Clear enough?
 
2014-05-06 01:28:43 PM  
WTH is wrong with people? Coax a cat to come to you, and give it some pets, then kick the hell out of it? And his friends think it's funny? I think all of these guys need some Clockwork Orange style retraining.
 
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