Herr Morgenstern: I can't stand virtual keyboards. I need the feel of keys to know if my fingers are positioned properly, and as fast as I type, a typo can be a few words long. Cells get a pass because I can look at the keyboard without the constant up and down as I check the screen. Seriously, are these really in demand?
BowtoMogul: As much as I like some SW merch, I feel like they are reaching Krusty the Klown levels of merchandise over saturation."So, what do you think of the Lady Krusty Mustache Removal System now, Angelique?""It's Krusteriffic, Johnny Unitas. But is my upper lip supposed to bleed like this?""Probably."
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