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(BBC-US)   Think your last flight with a crying baby was bad? Well, I raise you with 30 vomiting kids with diarrhea on a 12 hour international flight   (bbc.com) divider line 50
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2014-05-06 10:12:32 AM  
Having actually heard a Welsh Choir, I'd say that least on a sonic level, this was a vast improvement.
 
2014-05-06 10:31:01 AM  
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What a fight with crying babies may look like
 
2014-05-06 11:16:58 AM  
That's a plane trip that will require PTSD counseling. "They just kept puking and shiatting and puking and shiatting and...there were so MANY of them...all of them puking and shiatting and puking and shiatting...and the crying...mostly from the adults, but some kids were crying too."
 
2014-05-06 11:41:32 AM  
Here you go, Subby:

img.pandawhale.com
/you win
 
2014-05-06 11:42:45 AM  

Lando Lincoln: That's a plane trip that will require PTSD counseling. "They just kept puking and shiatting and puking and shiatting and...there were so MANY of them...all of them puking and shiatting and puking and shiatting...and the crying...mostly from the adults, but some kids were crying too."


And with every breath you can taste it.
 
2014-05-06 11:43:31 AM  

brap: Having actually heard a Welsh Choir, I'd say that least on a sonic level, this was a vast improvement.


You could tell a difference?

/why am I in this handbasket?
 
2014-05-06 11:43:32 AM  

OtherLittleGuy: Here you go, Subby:

[img.pandawhale.com image 272x208]
/you win


Fap?
 
2014-05-06 11:45:45 AM  
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2014-05-06 11:45:53 AM  
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2014-05-06 11:46:02 AM  
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2014-05-06 11:47:10 AM  
Did they eat the fish?
 
2014-05-06 11:48:51 AM  
Maybe they overheard a drunk British chick getting it on in the bathroom.....
 
2014-05-06 11:49:03 AM  

The Evil That Lies In The Hearts Of Men: Did they eat the fish?


that would have been the wrong day to stop sniffing glue.
 
2014-05-06 11:50:26 AM  
Well, they were eating leftovers from yesterday.
 
2014-05-06 11:51:45 AM  
again?
 
2014-05-06 11:52:14 AM  
Ah yes.  I had the lasagna.
 
2014-05-06 11:52:33 AM  

brap: Having actually heard a Welsh Choir, I'd say that least on a sonic level, this was a vast improvement.


I don't know. I think Welsh Choirs are pretty good in the pocket.

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/all right, in the redoubt
 
2014-05-06 11:52:39 AM  
 
2014-05-06 11:53:13 AM  

thepeterd: Well, they were eating leftovers from yesterday.


ZING!

Although this thread is turning out much funnier than the last one.
 
2014-05-06 11:53:42 AM  
Normal person puking: "BLEEEEERCHHHH!"
Welsh person puking: "Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch!"
 
2014-05-06 11:54:06 AM  
I didn't even eat the mousse!
 
2014-05-06 11:55:32 AM  
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So whatever illness they had was so extraordinarily weird they had to take the kids to Torchwood to get checked out?
 
2014-05-06 11:56:40 AM  
No subby, you do not raise me with 30 vomiting kids. I am a grown man.
 
2014-05-06 11:56:58 AM  
All they had was one cup.
 
2014-05-06 11:59:52 AM  
You know, I didn't think there would be something that would cause me to drink even more heavily on an airliner.

I was wrong.
 
2014-05-06 12:00:19 PM  

Evil Mackerel: Lando Lincoln: That's a plane trip that will require PTSD counseling. "They just kept puking and shiatting and puking and shiatting and...there were so MANY of them...all of them puking and shiatting and puking and shiatting...and the crying...mostly from the adults, but some kids were crying too."

And with every breath you can taste it.


That was...unnecessary.

/magnificent jib, etc.
 
2014-05-06 12:01:03 PM  
What a bunch of little shiats
 
2014-05-06 12:01:04 PM  
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2014-05-06 12:03:54 PM  
They need to change the name of the group to "Only Kids Charfing".  Amateurs! They should have taken the 18 hour non stop from Capetown.
 
2014-05-06 12:05:47 PM  
Lard Ass! Lard Ass! Lard Ass! Lard Ass! Lard Ass! Lard Ass! Lard Ass! Lard Ass! Lard Ass! Lard Ass! Lard Ass!

/oblig
 
2014-05-06 12:06:08 PM  
Forgive me for repeating my comment from the last time this article was greenlit.

I bet the 5 kids that didn't get sick were the ones whose mothers don't force them to use hand sanatizer every 5 minutes.
 
2014-05-06 12:06:15 PM  
FTFA: "The medics say it could have been somebody with a bit of a bug before they travelled, or it could be a combination of what I describe as nausea, tiredness and not drinking enough."

We true Farkers will never have that problem, will we.
 
2014-05-06 12:06:57 PM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: [news.bbcimg.co.uk image 624x351]

So whatever illness they had was so extraordinarily weird they had to take the kids to Torchwood to get checked out?


I am so glad I wasn't the only one that caught that.

/"Captain Jack Harkness ;)"
//"Stop it!"
///"Can't I say hello to anyone?!"
 
2014-05-06 12:10:20 PM  
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2014-05-06 12:26:01 PM  
That sounds like a kind of hell that Dante himself could not have envisioned
 
2014-05-06 12:26:50 PM  
Good thing they weren't flying to Madagascar, they'd have been turned back from all ports.
 
2014-05-06 12:31:55 PM  

Onkel Buck: That sounds like a kind of hell that Dante himself could not have envisioned


Being in the presence of those children likely would have caused me to suffer a nervous breakdown.

Their illness would then have made that breakdown even more serious.
 
2014-05-06 12:36:28 PM  
So, Royal Caribbean is breaking into the airline business?
 
2014-05-06 12:39:44 PM  

Evil Mackerel: Lando Lincoln: That's a plane trip that will require PTSD counseling. "They just kept puking and shiatting and puking and shiatting and...there were so MANY of them...all of them puking and shiatting and puking and shiatting...and the crying...mostly from the adults, but some kids were crying too."

And with every breath you can taste it.


Every breath you taste
Every crap you waste
Every bird you baste
Every page you paste
I'll be watching you...
 
2014-05-06 01:00:43 PM  

What_do_you_want_now: Prank Call of Cthulhu: [news.bbcimg.co.uk image 624x351]

So whatever illness they had was so extraordinarily weird they had to take the kids to Torchwood to get checked out?

I am so glad I wasn't the only one that caught that.

/"Captain Jack Harkness ;)"
//"Stop it!"
///"Can't I say hello to anyone?!"


Jack Harkness says 'hello' the naughty way.

/Yes, please!!!
//I know, wrong tree.
 
2014-05-06 01:03:13 PM  
Again?

(Or did I just read this on BBC yesterday and think I read it hear on Fark?)
 
2014-05-06 01:08:51 PM  
There are 17 bathrooms on that plane?!
 
2014-05-06 01:11:57 PM  
Montezuma?  How the hell did you get to South Africa, you tricky SOB?
 
2014-05-06 01:13:57 PM  
Any flight from China or Hong Kong will have no less than 10 (but usually more) crying baby girls. China already has a shortage of the finer sex, thanks to the combination of the one child rule and a patriarchy...yet they are giving away their girls.

Good for us, I guess.  Bad for all the Chinese dudes who can't find a wife.
 
2014-05-06 01:18:42 PM  
Did the Welsh choir go to South Africa on a Carnival cruise?
 
2014-05-06 01:31:34 PM  
NOOOOOOO!

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2014-05-06 01:31:35 PM  
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2014-05-06 01:34:35 PM  
 
2014-05-06 02:03:46 PM  

H31N0US: Any flight from China or Hong Kong will have no less than 10 (but usually more) crying baby girls. China already has a shortage of the finer sex, thanks to the combination of the one child rule and a patriarchy...yet they are giving away their girls.

Good for us, I guess.  Bad for all the Chinese dudes who can't find a wife.


But do you have to raise them from infancy? By the time she reaches Age of Consent I'd be 70.  I've already got Old Man's Problems, including senior moments that last for several days.

Can't they ship me a 30 year old instead?
 
2014-05-06 02:05:37 PM  
I guess there aren't many ideal places to land in Africa, still I am surprised that they did not look for an opportunity to land the plane sooner to address the issue.

/pro tip with norovirus: sit on the toilet and have a vomit bowl on standby
//only have had it once, but if I ever get that SOB again, I'm putting my finger down my throat rather than dealing with the long and teasing nausia which follows its strike
 
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