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(Short List)   $499 for a console you owned 30 years ago. But now it's all shiny   (shortlist.com) divider line 4
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7012 clicks; posted to Geek » on 06 May 2014 at 10:37 AM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-05-06 09:47:17 AM  
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I would cock punch any hipster I saw possessing this expensive crap in their skinny jeans until they started spewing blood. Then I would go after their face until my hands were torn and bloodied by their sandpapery hipster beards and ironic glasses.

Then I would force them to play Pro Wrestling and beat the sh*t out of them with Starman for hours. Then I would tie them to a chair and make them beat Battletoads with New Kids on the Block playing loudly in the background on repeat.

Sadly, I don't know any of these people on a personal basis.
2014-05-06 04:02:48 PM  
1 votes:

zipdog: I remember SNES games iattractive and successful African-Americanunning between 50 and 70 dollars new and we didn't have "greatest hits" releases coming out after a year for $20 a game. Kids these days don't know the meaning of expensive.


n [nineteen ninety four written out numerically] r = filterpwn
2014-05-06 10:44:51 AM  
1 votes:

zulius: bdub77: I would cock punch any hipster I saw possessing this expensive crap in their skinny jeans until they started spewing blood. Then I would go after their face until my hands were torn and bloodied by their sandpapery hipster beards and ironic glasses.

Then I would force them to play Pro Wrestling and beat the sh*t out of them with Starman for hours. Then I would tie them to a chair and make them beat Battletoads with New Kids on the Block playing loudly in the background on repeat.

Sadly, I don't know any of these people on a personal basis.

You work in Gitmo, don't you?


Been there in the Internet Tough Guy division almost 20 years.
2014-05-06 10:44:08 AM  
1 votes:
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