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(Guardian)   If you read just one article about a whisky-drinking pot-smoking 85-year old masturbation trainer, make sure its one about Betty Dodson (SFW)   (theguardian.com) divider line 28
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2014-05-06 12:25:13 AM
Deserves the "Hero" tag.
 
2014-05-06 01:25:01 AM
Introducing masturbation. Farkers should be interested in this, once they come out of their bunks.
 
2014-05-06 03:26:40 AM
So somebody made a bong out of an old fleshlight?
 
2014-05-06 03:29:44 AM
Let me train you all.

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2014-05-06 03:38:43 AM
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2014-05-06 03:41:08 AM
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2014-05-06 03:50:35 AM
Masturbation: the secret to a long life?

In that case, I should live forever.
 
2014-05-06 04:27:59 AM
fivehourfitness.com

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/am I the only one awake?
 
2014-05-06 04:34:00 AM

Danger Avoid Death: Masturbation: the secret to a long life?

In that case, I should live forever.


Crap... I was planning to die by 60, this screws that right up for me.

/your handle + your comment = comedy gold
 
2014-05-06 04:40:32 AM

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/am I the only one awake?


Everyone left for the p0rn part of the net.

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2014-05-06 05:04:36 AM
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If this is her at 80, I'd say that it's working pretty well.  Also this:

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3I_PeLNzxNQ&feature=player_embedded
 
2014-05-06 05:29:15 AM

nucal: [static.guim.co.uk image 460x276]

If this is her at 80, I'd say that it's working pretty well.  Also this:

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3I_PeLNzxNQ&feature=player_embedded


Relevant comments?  In MY Fark?  Stop that silliness.

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2014-05-06 06:10:22 AM
85?

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2014-05-06 06:27:07 AM
"Yeah, I'm an overnight success at 85," says Dodson as she breaks into a chuckle and pours me a glass of vodka

Oh, I like her.
 
2014-05-06 07:08:22 AM
Well, I don't know if any of the girls in those pictures are masturbating right now, but....
 
2014-05-06 07:46:12 AM
explaining that the class consists of a "genital show-and-tell" followed by masturbation in a circle.

Go on...
 
2014-05-06 07:51:14 AM
huh grrrr stampa-stampa
 
2014-05-06 07:58:16 AM

abhorrent1: 85?

/nope.gif


She's one of the best looking 85 year olds I've ever seen

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and you know she has skills light years beyond what any of the statues earlier in this thread have.
 
2014-05-06 08:07:47 AM
I remember her teaching a masturbation class on the very first episode of Real Sex.
 
2014-05-06 08:10:17 AM

InterruptingQuirk: abhorrent1: 85?

/nope.gif

She's one of the best looking 85 year olds I've ever seen



and you know she has skills light years beyond what any of the statues earlier in this thread have.


This and also that. Seriously, if I had just seen that pic I'd think 60 tops.
 
2014-05-06 08:30:30 AM
Whoa. You can make money doing that?
 
2014-05-06 08:45:14 AM
Well shiat, like many Farkers here, I'm doomed to live forever. She's not lookin bad for 85, but I'm not sure I'd like her to be the one teaching me how to jerk it better. Still, someone that age that's open about their sexuality would have to be pretty badass in bed.
 
2014-05-06 09:22:23 AM
She looks fantastic.
 
2014-05-06 09:33:36 AM
Masturbation trainer? Who needs that? I am a natural.
 
2014-05-06 01:41:33 PM
img.fark.net Masturbation Clinic complete:  She wouldn't have to do another thing... just stay like you are...
 
2014-05-06 02:47:27 PM
Canadian equivalent.

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2014-05-06 08:12:06 PM

Rhino_man: /am I the only one awake?


You're doing The Lord's work, son.
 
2014-05-06 09:08:24 PM

dstanley: Rhino_man: /am I the only one awake?

You're doing The Lord's work, son.


Apparently it's a lonely road to walk.

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