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(Daily Mail)   Wanted: hermit. Tricky: must be talkative, able to dispense wisdom   ( divider line
    More: Unlikely, Grade II, hiking trails, Michael Grimm  
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4208 clicks; posted to Main » on 05 May 2014 at 11:11 PM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-05-05 11:15:57 PM  
3 votes:
2014-05-06 06:12:07 AM  
2 votes:
Two thoughts:

First Hermit    "Still there's one thing about being a hermit, at least you meet people".
Second Hermit    "Oh yes, I wouldn't go back to public relations."

Second thought: FTA:  the last one left because she didn't like the attention she was getting from visitors to her cave.
2014-05-06 12:47:21 AM  
2 votes:

Alleyoop: "May the 4th be with y..."

[ image 359x239] "You missed it by one day."

revenge of the 5th
2014-05-05 11:48:39 PM  
2 votes:
So, some wise, old sage that can convince you to stay a while...and listen.
2014-05-05 08:30:52 PM  
2 votes:
2014-05-06 02:01:13 AM  
1 vote:
It's ...
2014-05-06 01:28:41 AM  
1 vote:
2014-05-06 01:06:02 AM  
1 vote:
2014-05-06 12:30:16 AM  
1 vote:
Hermits that think they know everything?  You'd never find any here on fark, go to totalfark for that.
2014-05-05 11:55:48 PM  
1 vote:
"May the 4th be with y..." "You missed it by one day."
2014-05-05 11:52:42 PM  
1 vote:
2014-05-05 11:29:28 PM  
1 vote:
Is the council looking to dispense ludicrously erroneous maps of secret passages in their fortresses to this hermit?

Because that is what I would do.

2014-05-05 11:18:48 PM  
1 vote:
2014-05-05 11:16:51 PM  
1 vote:
Being an ornamental hermit in some posh garden is a hereditary job.
2014-05-05 11:14:46 PM  
1 vote:
Sounds like they're looking for less of a hermit and more of an elder/gnome.

Geez, get your nomenclature accurate.
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