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(KFOR Oklahoma City)   Because if you're 71 and like to get naked in public, you might as well do it in the middle of the street with a meat cleaver   ( kfor.com) divider line
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2014-05-05 08:48:18 PM  
I tried that last night. Wasn't much of a thrill.
 
2014-05-05 08:48:33 PM  
Well, that'll surely scare the crap out of the more lazy elves.
 
2014-05-05 08:48:35 PM  
I'm only 40 and I do that.
 
2014-05-05 08:49:34 PM  
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Why, Santa?  WHY???
 
2014-05-05 08:55:16 PM  
The night Santa went crazy.
 
2014-05-05 08:58:50 PM  
He sees you when you're sleeping.
 
2014-05-05 09:03:24 PM  

"Excuse me, I just like to ask a question. What does God need with a meat cleaver?"


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2014-05-05 09:04:49 PM  
He looks f*cking filthy as f*ck.

Everyone saw a filthy penis.

The filthy penis of Santa Claus.
 
2014-05-05 09:12:53 PM  
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2014-05-05 09:26:53 PM  
He's lucky he didn't get run over doing that.
 
2014-05-05 10:12:44 PM  
One of the reporters said he "whipped out" the cleaver.

If he was naked, where exactly did he whip it out from?
 
2014-05-05 11:23:49 PM  

Princess Poo Hands: He looks f*cking filthy as f*ck.

Everyone saw a filthy penis.

The filthy penis of Santa Claus.


At least he didn't follow the recent trend of hacking it off.
 
2014-05-05 11:44:14 PM  

BlackMtnMan: I tried that last night. Wasn't much of a thrill.


Try it again, maybe it'll get better with practice.
 
2014-05-05 11:59:50 PM  

Psylent1: One of the reporters said he "whipped out" the cleaver.

If he was naked, where exactly did he whip it out from?


There's some questions you don't want to know the answer to. this is one of them.
 
2014-05-06 02:09:40 AM  
"Nice cleaverage"
 
2014-05-06 07:41:40 AM  

ladyfortuna: BlackMtnMan: I tried that last night. Wasn't much of a thrill.

Try it again, maybe it'll get better with practice.



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2014-05-06 08:55:58 AM  
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