"Excuse me, I just like to ask a question. What does God need with a meat cleaver?"
Princess Poo Hands: He looks f*cking filthy as f*ck.Everyone saw a filthy penis.The filthy penis of Santa Claus.
BlackMtnMan: I tried that last night. Wasn't much of a thrill.
Psylent1: One of the reporters said he "whipped out" the cleaver.If he was naked, where exactly did he whip it out from?
ladyfortuna: BlackMtnMan: I tried that last night. Wasn't much of a thrill.Try it again, maybe it'll get better with practice.
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