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(Daily Mail)   Islamic militants aren't that religious when it comes to funding their operations through sex trafficking of young girls   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 123
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2014-05-05 07:55:18 PM  
This is bad
 
2014-05-05 08:22:57 PM  
Islamic militants warn they will SELL 200 kidnapped Nigerian schoolgirls into sex slavery

Warn?
 
2014-05-05 08:48:55 PM  
It's not all that different from the pro-life position. Study it out.
 
2014-05-05 09:13:38 PM  
He said Allah told him to sell the girls into sex slavery. How do you argue with that?
 
2014-05-05 09:14:24 PM  
Religion of piece of ass.
 
2014-05-05 09:14:36 PM  
The group - whose name means 'western education is forbidden'


Oh come on, this is right out of central casting.
 
2014-05-05 09:15:43 PM  
Actually, misogyny is one of the core tenants of the major religions.
 
2014-05-05 09:16:16 PM  
Just like how every Christian represents all of Christianity.
 
2014-05-05 09:16:21 PM  
Mohammed was a pedophile.
 
2014-05-05 09:16:43 PM  
This whole situation continues to make me sick at heart. If I had the authority I'd be sending in Seal Team 6 or whatever to exact justice/rescue.
 
2014-05-05 09:16:55 PM  
Seems to me they're doing what they set out to do in the first place: make sure girls serve their "purpose" as the property of men rather than be considered people. From their (grotesque and horrible) perspective, the fact that someone will pay them to do this is just a bonus.
 
2014-05-05 09:17:01 PM  
Islamic militants aren't that religious.

Full stop right there.
 
2014-05-05 09:18:37 PM  
 
2014-05-05 09:18:39 PM  

lelio: The group - whose name means 'western education is forbidden'


Oh come on, this is right out of central casting.


That isn't their official name - the official name is some BS in Arabic like "Congregation of the People of Tradition for Proselytism and Jihad". "Boko Haram" is what other people in their area nickname them.
 
2014-05-05 09:19:05 PM  

Inchoate: This whole situation continues to make me sick at heart. If I had the authority I'd be sending in Seal Team 6 Liam Neeson or whatever to exact justice/rescue.

 
2014-05-05 09:19:08 PM  

Kumana Wanalaia: Mohammed was a pedophile.


Allah will smite you for that.
 
2014-05-05 09:19:41 PM  
I'd say that threat should be enough to get major powers to get off their assets and help. Has Nigeria just not asked?
 
2014-05-05 09:20:03 PM  

J. Frank Parnell: Just like how every Christian represents all of Christianity.


Yeah, only 10% of them approved of osama bin laden's 9/11 attacks... which is only about 160 million of them.
 
2014-05-05 09:20:30 PM  
Derka derka derk jihad. Derka derka slaves.

/Nigerian is a funny word
 
2014-05-05 09:21:20 PM  
Remind me again how this is any different than Islamic fundamentalist marriage?
 
2014-05-05 09:21:41 PM  

cgraves67: I'd say that threat should be enough to get major powers to get off their assets and help. Has Nigeria just not asked?


They asked for a sum of money to save someone currently imprisoned but there's a whole Boy who Cried Wolf thing going on there.
 
2014-05-05 09:22:59 PM  

some_beer_drinker: Kumana Wanalaia: Mohammed was a pedophile.

Allah will smite you for that.


Smite me, oh mighty smiter!
 
2014-05-05 09:23:46 PM  
Yes, because terrorists have always been known for their values and integrity. It's really just the fault of the west, in particular the US and Israel, somehow. It's not at all possible that they actually are bad people and not misunderstood.

/did I get all the apologists main talking points?
 
2014-05-05 09:23:50 PM  
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Seems under control to me. Thank you, Twitter. Thank you, Mary J. Blige.
 
2014-05-05 09:27:10 PM  

GORDON: J. Frank Parnell: Just like how every Christian represents all of Christianity.

Yeah, only 10% of them approved of osama bin laden's 9/11 attacks... which is only about 160 million of them.


I think more than 10% of Christians approved of the attacks. It got us that sweet sweet Iraqi crude.
 
2014-05-05 09:28:02 PM  
What's that you say? Islamic terrorists are actually thuggish criminals, and not faithful practitioners of Islam?
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2014-05-05 09:28:20 PM  
President Goodluck Jonathan has said security forces are doing all they can to find the girls and the Associated Press has reported that his government is in negotiations with the terrorists who are demanding an unspecified ransom for the students' release.

31.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-05-05 09:29:08 PM  
Twelve bucks each? Why doesn't the government just buy them
 
2014-05-05 09:29:16 PM  
Oprah should do something about this.
 
2014-05-05 09:30:15 PM  

J. Frank Parnell: Just like how every Christian represents all of Christianity.


Yep, exactly like that. It starts off with a belief in a sky buddy and ends up with the sex traffic of girls.

Religious people are weird and often do bad things, no matter their particular ilk.
 
2014-05-05 09:34:43 PM  
I'm pretty liberal generally and also pretty tolerant, but these farkers are some of the shiattiest, most backward savages around, and deserve deaths that are painfully slow.

/western education is forbidden? Why don't you eat a nice big steaming. bowl of ebola diarrhea, you misogynist chickenshiat.
 
2014-05-05 09:39:26 PM  

cgraves67: I'd say that threat should be enough to get major powers to get off their assets and help. Has Nigeria just not asked?


I had an email today from a Nigerian Prince who asked for 1,000 bucks to help fund a rescue. I sent him my credit card number, I've done my part!!!
 
2014-05-05 09:41:21 PM  

hobnail: I'm pretty liberal generally and also pretty tolerant, but these farkers are some of the shiattiest, most backward savages around, and deserve deaths that are painfully slow.

/western education is forbidden? Why don't you eat a nice big steaming. bowl of ebola diarrhea, you misogynist chickenshiat.


the taking of any life, regardless of the crime, is wrong. We should find them and give them housing, counseling and free meals since there's like a 1000% chance they'd be able to be rehabilitated and released into suburbia.
 
2014-05-05 09:45:59 PM  

Mithiwithi: Seems to me they're doing what they set out to do in the first place: make sure girls serve their "purpose" as the property of men rather than be considered people. From their (grotesque and horrible) perspective, the fact that someone will pay them to do this is just a bonus.


Came here to say this,  although I will add that the single greatest threat to religious fundamentalism is educated women.  And the best way to prevent women from being educated is to force them into the "traditional" wife and mother role at as early an age as possible.
 
2014-05-05 09:48:38 PM  

MichiganFTL: hobnail: I'm pretty liberal generally and also pretty tolerant, but these farkers are some of the shiattiest, most backward savages around, and deserve deaths that are painfully slow.

/western education is forbidden? Why don't you eat a nice big steaming. bowl of ebola diarrhea, you misogynist chickenshiat.

the taking of any life, regardless of the crime, is wrong. We should find them and give them housing, counseling and free meals since there's like a 1000% chance they'd be able to be rehabilitated and released into suburbia.


Hmmm. Nope, I like my way better.
 
2014-05-05 09:52:12 PM  
Where?
 
2014-05-05 09:55:18 PM  
shiat like this keeps me up at night. I get so mad all I can do is cry. I try to do what I can to help women in my neighborhood (work in a DV shelter and volunteer for a crisis hotline), but goddammit. fark. Goddammit.

/hug your daughters
 
2014-05-05 09:55:33 PM  

MichiganFTL: the taking of any life, regardless of the crime, is wrong. We should find them and give them housing, counseling and free meals since there's like a 1000% chance they'd be able to be rehabilitated and released into suburbia.


Eh, I don't knock people like that, who don't make exceptions about taking life. Things probably go overall more smoothly for civilization if we ignore those people on occasion, but we should feel shame and guilt when we take life; it means our consciences are working. Those people are our nagging consciences, in aggregate.
 
2014-05-05 10:08:29 PM  
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2014-05-05 10:09:38 PM  
Abubakar Shekau? Don't our Predator drones have a chris hansen hellfire missile for this?

/allah ack-Boom
 
2014-05-05 10:10:34 PM  

OregonVet: It's not all that different from the pro-life position. Study it out.


how badly are you trying to troll people here?
 
2014-05-05 10:11:34 PM  

jedihirsch: OregonVet: It's not all that different from the pro-life position. Study it out.

how badly are you trying to troll people here?


It does curb aids, so it is pro-choice in a way. just sayin.
 
2014-05-05 10:13:34 PM  

Kumana Wanalaia: Mohammed was a pedophile.


Farkin' jihad on you!

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2014-05-05 10:14:37 PM  

The My Little Pony Killer: Actually, misogyny is one of the core tenants of the major religions.


depends on how you define misogyny, and which religions, and which subgroup within each religion, and how one interprets certain parts of the religions dogma. I know, I'm from a religious group that sometimes gets accused of that, when it isn't, but gets accused of it sometimes
 
2014-05-05 10:15:14 PM  

anfrind: Mithiwithi: Seems to me they're doing what they set out to do in the first place: make sure girls serve their "purpose" as the property of men rather than be considered people. From their (grotesque and horrible) perspective, the fact that someone will pay them to do this is just a bonus.

Came here to say this,  although I will add that the single greatest threat to religious fundamentalism is educated women.  And the best way to prevent women from being educated is to force them into the "traditional" wife and mother role at as early an age as possible.


Then there's the western-style Corporatist model, where educated women are expected to work until...40?  50?  before being allowed by their employer to have a child, assuming that they are now wealthy enough to have a baby without being accused of not Leaning In at work, or can start their own business if they are canned for wanting a family.  Not to put the fundies in a good light, but Islamism and Corporatism seem opposite extremes.

And if the hand that rocks the cradle rules the world, the people who have kids will supplant those who don't.
 
2014-05-05 10:15:57 PM  
OK, I'll do it. I'll buy them all back, have sex with the ones that are post-pubescent, give lollipops to all the rest and return them to their village.
 
2014-05-05 10:18:09 PM  
 
2014-05-05 10:18:11 PM  

cgraves67: I'd say that threat should be enough to get major powers to get off their assets and help. Has Nigeria just not asked?


Nigeria is full of scam artists.  If they ask for help, most people are going to assume "yeah, right, just a scam to get money out of us".  And at least a few are going to think "The more of you that they get rid of, the fewer of you will be scamming us in the future".
 
2014-05-05 10:22:14 PM  

Inchoate: lelio: The group - whose name means 'western education is forbidden'


Oh come on, this is right out of central casting.

That isn't their official name - the official name is some BS in Arabic like "Congregation of the People of Tradition for Proselytism and Jihad". "Boko Haram" is what other people in their area nickname them.


Do you have a source for that?
 
2014-05-05 10:27:01 PM  

zarker: Twelve bucks each? Why doesn't the government just buy them


Pretty much this.

Better yet, Farkers take up collection, pay the dude $5k, give the girls back to their families, post their own twuntpic to call out "celebrities" for their inaction.
 
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