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(Duffel Blog)   Puerto Rican tired of answering your Cinco de Mayo questions   ( divider line
    More: Satire, Cinco de Mayo, Puerto Rican, Puebla, Mexican Army, platoons  
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3695 clicks; posted to Main » on 05 May 2014 at 6:00 PM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-05-05 07:17:33 PM  
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Freakin Rican: That's not true at all about the cooking. Every pr family including myself cooks and cooks our dishes with pride. Now do I want chinese or pizza??

San cocho, mofongo, tostones, oddly enough outside of Mexico.  Puerto Rican and most latin american food  is just about exactly the same, with argentina and brazil being the exceptions. Well, Cuba too.

I think if you are Puerto Rican that you should have to pass a written test in Spanish before you are allowed to paint the Flag on the hood of your car, call yourself a boricua, and go around blaring reggaeton.

I was working in Colombia and was called out to a job site as a favor to a friend to translate.  I got there and the dudes were Puerto Rican and the Colombians could not understand them.  And the Puerto Rican dude says to me "man, these peeps speak some shiatty spanish if they cannot understand us." Since I grew up in the states around ricans I translated from their english to Colombian spanish and told the dudes to speak to the contractors in english, they would get that, and not to call people puto.

And the world will never forgive you for Ivy Queen.

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Though, she had some of her plastic surgery in Colombia, so I guess I will take some heat for that.
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