Crass and Jaded Mother Farker: I'm all for Cinco De Mayo celebrations....There are so few good opportunities to be racist anymore.
Your Hind Brain: At least we don't have to keep Sharpies away from them too.....
theflatline: I think if you are Puerto Rican that you should have to pass a written test in Spanish before you are allowed to paint the Flag on the hood of your car, call yourself a boricua, and go around blaring reggaeton.
abhorrent1: Satire is supposed to be funny.
theflatline: Freakin Rican: That's not true at all about the cooking. Every pr family including myself cooks and cooks our dishes with pride. Now do I want chinese or pizza??San cocho, mofongo, tostones, oddly enough outside of Mexico. Puerto Rican and most latin american food is just about exactly the same, with argentina and brazil being the exceptions. Well, Cuba too.I think if you are Puerto Rican that you should have to pass a written test in Spanish before you are allowed to paint the Flag on the hood of your car, call yourself a boricua, and go around blaring reggaeton.I was working in Colombia and was called out to a job site as a favor to a friend to translate. I got there and the dudes were Puerto Rican and the Colombians could not understand them. And the Puerto Rican dude says to me "man, these peeps speak some shiatty spanish if they cannot understand us." Since I grew up in the states around ricans I translated from their english to Colombian spanish and told the dudes to speak to the contractors in english, they would get that, and not to call people puto.And the world will never forgive you for Ivy Queen.[elname.com image 450x363]Though, she had some of her plastic surgery in Colombia, so I guess I will take some heat for that.
minoridiot: Duke_leto_Atredes: Married to a Puerto Rican, their food almost isn't. Puerto Rican's don't cook much.My wife is a Puerto Rican, and she is a terrific cook. She does fantastic rice, tostones, carne guisada, pork roast, etc.
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