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(The Duffel Blog)   Puerto Rican tired of answering your Cinco de Mayo questions   (duffelblog.com) divider line 59
    More: Satire, Cinco de Mayo, Puerto Rican, Puebla, Mexican Army, platoons  
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2014-05-05 05:38:01 PM  
So the army has it's own version of The Onion.
 
2014-05-05 06:00:46 PM  
Stay Thirsty My Friends.
 
2014-05-05 06:01:07 PM  
They must really like mayonnaise, if they named a holiday for it.
 
2014-05-05 06:01:26 PM  
Who cares what non Americans think?
 
2014-05-05 06:01:39 PM  
37.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-05-05 06:05:17 PM  

fusillade762: So the army has it's own version of The Onion.


DuffleBlog has been around for a few years, its not that new

just look at their site
Duffel Blog is sometimes referred to as "The military version of The Onion," but this is a popular misconception. The misnomer was cleared up in May 2012 when DB staff successfully (http://duffelblog.wpengine.com/2012/05/needs-photo-duffel-blog-writer s -launch-surprise-air-assault-on-onion-news-network/)conducted an airborne assault on the offices of The  Onion News Network so that others would know "The Onion was actually the civilian version of Duffel Blog."

by the way, they are hillarious, even funnier are the people who don't get the joke and take it seriously
 
2014-05-05 06:06:56 PM  

olddinosaur: They must really like mayonnaise, if they named a holiday for it.


I'm going to celebrate tonight by drinking a fifth of mayo.
 
2014-05-05 06:07:02 PM  
Satire is supposed to be funny. Your blog is not funny, sucks.
 
2014-05-05 06:07:45 PM  
gaspull.geeksaresexytech.netdna-cdn.com
 
2014-05-05 06:07:50 PM  
Oh, so we are talking about made up holidays, like easter, and christmas, and every other holiday made up through myth to make money off the teeming masses. Hey, i guess if you're going to make up a 'God" and have holidays for him, might as well make up more shiat.

/Don't know what this day means, or who he was. Don't really care.
 
2014-05-05 06:07:52 PM  
Soooooo, what's the deal with Cinco De Mayo anyway?

/ I keed
 
2014-05-05 06:09:57 PM  
Puerto Ricans / Mexicans, whats the difference?

/ducks

Worked with a PR who once said to me 'Pennsylvania/Ohio, whats the difference', so I fired back the 'PR/Mex' line. He almost cut me over it.
 
2014-05-05 06:14:36 PM  
img.photobucket.com
 
2014-05-05 06:15:17 PM  

Bob Robert: Who cares what non Americans think?


this
 
2014-05-05 06:15:29 PM  
Gets his salsa from New York City.
 
2014-05-05 06:18:22 PM  

iron_city_ap: Puerto Ricans / Mexicans, whats the difference?

/ducks

Worked with a PR who once said to me 'Pennsylvania/Ohio, whats the difference', so I fired back the 'PR/Mex' line. He almost cut me over it.


lol thats awseome


puerto rican so im getting a kick............
and a margarita
 
2014-05-05 06:21:47 PM  

iron_city_ap: Puerto Ricans / Mexicans, whats the difference?



Don't you dare say that in front of anyone who is either Mexican or Puerto Rican.

Hell, I once made the mistake of assuming an Australian was from New Zealand, and I'm still walking with a limp after that beating.
 
2014-05-05 06:22:52 PM  

jedihirsch: fusillade762: So the army has it's own version of The Onion.

DuffleBlog has been around for a few years, its not that new

just look at their site
Duffel Blog is sometimes referred to as "The military version of The Onion," but this is a popular misconception. The misnomer was cleared up in May 2012 when DB staff successfully (http://duffelblog.wpengine.com/2012/05/needs-photo-duffel-blog-writer s -launch-surprise-air-assault-on-onion-news-network/)conducted an airborne assault on the offices of The  Onion News Network so that others would know "The Onion was actually the civilian version of Duffel Blog."

by the way, they are hillarious, even funnier are the people who don't get the joke and take it seriously


They did the funniest story on military spouses getting their own ranks. I had a bunch of friends go off about it on FB. Pure comedy gold that was.
 
2014-05-05 06:24:27 PM  

some_beer_drinker: Bob Robert: Who cares what non Americans think?

this


I think you missed the joke.
 
2014-05-05 06:26:22 PM  
Not half as tired as they are of my Rita Moreno imitation.

I like the isle of Manhattan

Smooooooooke on your piiiiiiiiiiiiipe annnnnnnnnd
put THAT in!  aye-aye-aye!
 
2014-05-05 06:27:45 PM  

The_Sponge: iron_city_ap: Puerto Ricans / Mexicans, whats the difference?


Don't you dare say that in front of anyone who is either Mexican or Puerto Rican.

Hell, I once made the mistake of assuming an Australian was from New Zealand, and I'm still walking with a limp after that beating.


You are about 17 years too late. But to be fair, he called me an Ohioan first. He had it coming.
 
2014-05-05 06:28:37 PM  

Freakin Rican: iron_city_ap: Puerto Ricans / Mexicans, whats the difference?

/ducks

Worked with a PR who once said to me 'Pennsylvania/Ohio, whats the difference', so I fired back the 'PR/Mex' line. He almost cut me over it.

lol thats awseome


puerto rican so im getting a kick............
and a margarita


Have one for me.
 
2014-05-05 06:28:39 PM  
I'm all for Cinco De Mayo celebrations....

There are so few good opportunities to be racist anymore.
 
2014-05-05 06:29:36 PM  

uncleacid: Gets his salsa from New York City.


NEW YORK CITY???
 
2014-05-05 06:31:26 PM  

DanZero: [img.photobucket.com image 563x562]


I thought it was the world's most interesting man's birthday or something.
 
2014-05-05 06:32:52 PM  

iron_city_ap: Freakin Rican: iron_city_ap: Puerto Ricans / Mexicans, whats the difference?

/ducks

Worked with a PR who once said to me 'Pennsylvania/Ohio, whats the difference', so I fired back the 'PR/Mex' line. He almost cut me over it.

lol thats awseome


puerto rican so im getting a kick............
and a margarita

Have one for me.


i will
then ill cut you. ill cut you so bad you wish i didnt cut you so bad
 
2014-05-05 06:36:28 PM  
Infantry, airforce, marines who can really tell one jar head from another?
 
2014-05-05 06:41:53 PM  

Freakin Rican: iron_city_ap: Freakin Rican: iron_city_ap: Puerto Ricans / Mexicans, whats the difference?

/ducks

Worked with a PR who once said to me 'Pennsylvania/Ohio, whats the difference', so I fired back the 'PR/Mex' line. He almost cut me over it.

lol thats awseome


puerto rican so im getting a kick............
and a margarita

Have one for me.

i will
then ill cut you. ill cut you so bad you wish i didnt cut you so bad


Then I'll need a Margarita, so have that one for me in advance too. And make that one a double since I assume your knife is sharp and cuts deep.
 
2014-05-05 06:45:25 PM  

The_Sponge: iron_city_ap: Puerto Ricans / Mexicans, whats the difference?

Don't you dare say that in front of anyone who is either Mexican or Puerto Rican.

Hell, I once made the mistake of assuming an Australian was from New Zealand, and I'm still walking with a limp after that beating.


Once at a party I asked a guy if he was English. His reply: "FOOK NO! I'M IRISH!" I thought I was going to get my ass kicked.
 
2014-05-05 06:48:50 PM  
My brother-in-law is Filipino, and he has a Spanish last name.  He gets mistaken for Mexican quite a lot.
 
2014-05-05 06:54:35 PM  

iron_city_ap: Puerto Ricans / Mexicans, whats the difference?

/ducks

Worked with a PR who once said to me 'Pennsylvania/Ohio, whats the difference', so I fired back the 'PR/Mex' line. He almost cut me over it.



maybe he would have preferred you thought he was dominican
 
2014-05-05 06:56:17 PM  
Married to a Puerto Rican, their food almost isn't. Puerto Rican's don't cook much.
 
2014-05-05 06:57:19 PM  

Fish in a Barrel: My brother-in-law is Filipino, and he has a Spanish last name.  He gets mistaken for Mexican quite a lot.


Two crappy Japanese cars rolls up, both are low riders with weed wacker mufflers - how to tell a Puerto Rican from a mexican? one car would have Puerto Rican flags all over it even on the spoiler for good measure.
 
2014-05-05 07:00:52 PM  
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iron_city_ap: Puerto Ricans / Mexicans, whats the difference?

/ducks

Worked with a PR who once said to me 'Pennsylvania/Ohio, whats the difference', so I fired back the 'PR/Mex' line. He almost cut me over it.


One culture prefers Fords on their front lawns while the other tends towards Chevys.
 
2014-05-05 07:02:11 PM  
That's not true at all about the cooking. Every pr family including myself cooks and cooks our dishes with pride. Now do I want chinese or pizza??
 
2014-05-05 07:09:18 PM  
img.photobucket.com
 
2014-05-05 07:14:33 PM  

Duke_leto_Atredes: Married to a Puerto Rican, their food almost isn't. Puerto Rican's don't cook much.


My wife is a Puerto Rican, and she is a terrific cook.  She does fantastic rice, tostones, carne guisada, pork roast, etc.
 
2014-05-05 07:17:33 PM  

Freakin Rican: That's not true at all about the cooking. Every pr family including myself cooks and cooks our dishes with pride. Now do I want chinese or pizza??


San cocho, mofongo, tostones, oddly enough outside of Mexico.  Puerto Rican and most latin american food  is just about exactly the same, with argentina and brazil being the exceptions. Well, Cuba too.

I think if you are Puerto Rican that you should have to pass a written test in Spanish before you are allowed to paint the Flag on the hood of your car, call yourself a boricua, and go around blaring reggaeton.

I was working in Colombia and was called out to a job site as a favor to a friend to translate.  I got there and the dudes were Puerto Rican and the Colombians could not understand them.  And the Puerto Rican dude says to me "man, these peeps speak some shiatty spanish if they cannot understand us." Since I grew up in the states around ricans I translated from their english to Colombian spanish and told the dudes to speak to the contractors in english, they would get that, and not to call people puto.

And the world will never forgive you for Ivy Queen.

elname.com

Though, she had some of her plastic surgery in Colombia, so I guess I will take some heat for that.
 
2014-05-05 07:19:33 PM  
Puerto Rican... more like Sorta' Reekin'

Hey-o
 
2014-05-05 07:22:51 PM  
Cinco Mayo is Karl Marx's birthday so enough already with the stupid questions!
 
2014-05-05 07:24:14 PM  
I know it commemorates Mexico whupping French ass.
 
2014-05-05 07:28:34 PM  

iron_city_ap: Puerto Ricans / Mexicans, whats the difference?

/ducks

Worked with a PR who once said to me 'Pennsylvania/Ohio, whats the difference', so I fired back the 'PR/Mex' line. He almost cut me over it.


Sicilian/Puerto Rican

/Getting a kick
//Cuz I'm to lazy to kill you.
 
2014-05-05 07:29:00 PM  
Don't thinko de Mayo.

Because whitey doesn't really care either, trust us.
 
2014-05-05 07:31:19 PM  
 
2014-05-05 07:31:43 PM  
Freakin Rican:

puerto rican so im getting a kick............
and a margarita


in High School they called me the Freakin' Puerto Rican.
cool name.
 
2014-05-05 07:32:36 PM  

rczeien: some_beer_drinker: Bob Robert: Who cares what non Americans think?

this

I think you missed the joke.


no i didn't. I am Canadian. it's hilarious.
 
2014-05-05 07:34:22 PM  
At least we don't have to keep Sharpies away from them too.....
 
2014-05-05 07:44:12 PM  

Your Hind Brain: At least we don't have to keep Sharpies away from them too.....


Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn!
 
2014-05-05 07:45:00 PM  
I told a waitress one of my coworkers was an illiterate Puerto Rican.
She told him.
Oh course, he immediately confronted me all puffy chested and demanded to know WTF?
I said,"You ARE Puerto Rican, right?"
He shoots back< "YES! AND I KNOW WHO MY PARENTS ARE!!!"
 
2014-05-05 07:53:53 PM  

thetrenchcoat: uncleacid: Gets his salsa from New York City.

NEW YORK CITY???


Get a rope!
 
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