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(Daily Mail)   They must have had the fish   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 44
    More: Scary, Music of Wales, Emirates, Dubai, London Ambulance Service, Robben Island, Airbus A380, fell ill  
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2014-05-05 04:47:37 PM  
Esgusodwch stiwardes i mi fy mod yn siarad Cymraeg...
 
2014-05-05 05:12:55 PM  
One parent said the children 'went down like nine pins' during the flight

I know those middle eastern airlines are fancy, but I didn't know their planes had bowling alleys on them.
 
2014-05-05 05:17:30 PM  

UberDave: Esgusodwch stiwardes i mi fy mod yn siarad Cymraeg...


media.247sports.com
 
2014-05-05 05:45:18 PM  

UberDave: Esgusodwch stiwardes i mi fy mod yn siarad Cymraeg...


My phone's voice recognition sucks too.
 
2014-05-05 05:45:22 PM  
I spent the last 30 hours so sick I really was begging for death at one point.... So I sympathize.

Not sure whether it was Noro or something I ate.. But I can still barely keep anything in me.
 
2014-05-05 05:46:38 PM  
One parent said the children 'went down like nine pins' during the flight


/Was the plane full of catholic priests?
 
2014-05-05 05:48:40 PM  
i61.tinypic.com
 
2014-05-05 05:50:55 PM  
It was a different type of meal altogether
 
2014-05-05 05:53:11 PM  
That's why I had the lasagna.
 
2014-05-05 05:53:19 PM  
Would you like some chicken with your salmonella?
 
2014-05-05 05:54:33 PM  
It's stories like this that make me glad I'm a picky eater.
 
2014-05-05 05:55:00 PM  
but the crew was maaavelous.
 
2014-05-05 05:58:48 PM  
It was... the salmon mousse.

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-05-05 05:58:50 PM  
When you're flying from Dubai and you have a foamy thigh,
Diarrhea, Diarrhea.
 
2014-05-05 05:59:17 PM  
Only five of the young group avoided the bug.

Those would be the 5 whose parents aren't germophobes applying hand sanitizer every 5 minutes.
 
2014-05-05 05:59:20 PM  
Had no idea those planes had SEVENTEEN bathrooms!
 
2014-05-05 06:00:09 PM  
www.tvsjohnhansen.com
Surely you can't be serious!
 
2014-05-05 06:00:24 PM  

skinink: When you're flying from Dubai and you have a foamy thigh,
Diarrhea, Diarrhea.


You just took me back 30 years!

When you're sittin' the seat and your butt is squirting heat....
 
2014-05-05 06:04:24 PM  
I sing of the body defective.
 
2014-05-05 06:13:14 PM  

jst3p: Only five of the young group avoided the bug.

Those would be the 5 whose parents aren't germophobes applying hand sanitizer every 5 minutes.


Right on! As a substitute teacher, I gleefully tell those kiddies putting on the hand sanitizer how yes indeed it kills germs. Then I tell them how when new germs come, they love eating the dead germs and that makes the new germs even stronger. I hope that story doesn't become nightmare fuel.
 
2014-05-05 06:14:01 PM  

IC Stars: It was... the salmon mousse.


"There's a Mr. Death at the door....something about the reaping."
 
2014-05-05 06:18:52 PM  

UberDave: Esgusodwch stiwardes i mi fy mod yn siarad Cymraeg...


I did a google search for that phrase.

It thought you were trying to speak Welsh and then told me to fark off.

Thanks.
 
2014-05-05 06:21:58 PM  
One thing that bothers me is this: "taken to hospital". Isn't the hospital?
 
2014-05-05 06:30:08 PM  
Sounds like gastroenteritis , I've had it before and it's horribly contagious. This is what has been plaguing the Cruise ships. They better disinfect every surface of the plane or they are gonna have a repeat.

http://www.cdc.gov/ncidod/dvrd/revb/gastro/faq.htm
 
2014-05-05 06:32:13 PM  

soupafi: One thing that bothers me is this: "taken to hospital". Isn't the hospital?


It's a big building with patients, but that's not important now...
 
2014-05-05 06:32:27 PM  

soupafi: Isn't the hospital?


It thinks not, therefore it isn't....
 
2014-05-05 06:38:22 PM  

UberDave: Esgusodwch stiwardes i mi fy mod yn siarad Cymraeg...


Welsh-like typing detected...
 
2014-05-05 06:48:20 PM  

soupafi: One thing that bothers me is this: "taken to hospital". Isn't the hospital?


They also say "going to university", with no "the". Both are perfectly acceptable Britishisms.
 
2014-05-05 07:00:46 PM  

soupafi: One thing that bothers me is this: "taken to hospital". Isn't the hospital?


its a place where they take sick patients, but there's no time for that now
 
2014-05-05 07:10:41 PM  
Why in god's name would I want to scroll down to see a video of that?!?
 
2014-05-05 07:12:21 PM  
Am I the only one who noticed how white that choir is? It's not the kind of thing I usually notice, maybe because I'm white, but this was to celebrate the end of Apartheid. I'm guessing there is very little immigration in the part of the U.K. the choir is from.
 
2014-05-05 08:02:53 PM  
Solution, stay the hell away from 3rd world hellholes where people don't even wipe their ass.
 
2014-05-05 08:15:01 PM  

talkertopc: Am I the only one who noticed how white that choir is? It's not the kind of thing I usually notice, maybe because I'm white, but this was to celebrate the end of Apartheid. I'm guessing there is very little immigration in the part of the U.K. the choir is from.


Are you kidding me?

Even in the US, there are so many school districts that are 98% white and a few miles over there is a school district that is 98% black.
 
2014-05-05 08:15:31 PM  
are they over Macho Grande?
 
2014-05-05 08:26:36 PM  
okay, I am admittedly not up on the standard air routes between South Africa and the UK but traveling between the two via Dubai seems like your going way the hell out of your way, if you had to take a flight with a stop Cairo would make more sense to me.

Glad  the kids are fine,
 
2014-05-05 08:47:06 PM  
Crab salad went bad.
 
2014-05-05 09:23:58 PM  

IC Stars: It was... the salmon mousse.

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 500x372]


Darling, you didn't use CANNED salmon, did you?!?

Oh, I'm so embarrassed.
 
2014-05-05 09:48:29 PM  
I would have put them down fast than you can say, "It wasn't a chicken."
i.imgur.com
 
2014-05-05 09:59:28 PM  
media.cinemasquid.com
 
2014-05-05 10:24:48 PM  

talkertopc: I'm guessing there is very little immigration in the part of the U.K. the choir is from.


Even starving, oppressed people from ruthless dictatorships don't want to live in Wales.
 
2014-05-05 10:36:32 PM  

duckpoopy: Solution, stay the hell away from 3rd world hellholes where people don't even wipe their ass.


That's not a very nice thing to say about Wales!
 
2014-05-06 01:13:28 AM  

AGremlin: IC Stars: It was... the salmon mousse.

"There's a Mr. Death at the door....something about the reaping."


Can we take our cars?
 
2014-05-06 02:08:14 PM  

grimlock1972: okay, I am admittedly not up on the standard air routes between South Africa and the UK but traveling between the two via Dubai seems like your going way the hell out of your way, if you had to take a flight with a stop Cairo would make more sense to me.

Glad  the kids are fine,


My husband has flown through Cairo airport and rated it a complete and unredeemable shiathole. Addis Ababa is far better...and that's saying something.
 
2014-05-06 02:13:20 PM  

ManifestDestiny: grimlock1972: okay, I am admittedly not up on the standard air routes between South Africa and the UK but traveling between the two via Dubai seems like your going way the hell out of your way, if you had to take a flight with a stop Cairo would make more sense to me.

Glad  the kids are fine,

My husband has flown through Cairo airport and rated it a complete and unredeemable shiathole. Addis Ababa is far better...and that's saying something.


okay maybe Dubai is worth the extra distance then O.o
 
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