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(Foodbeast)   So a dozen armed men walk into a Jack in the Box   (foodbeast.com) divider line 40
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8715 clicks; posted to Main » on 05 May 2014 at 5:57 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-05-05 06:37:13 PM  
6 votes:
They went to Jack in the Box instead of Taco Bell because Jack in the Box only uses "100% Stand Your Ground Beef."
2014-05-05 05:15:43 PM  
4 votes:

Ashyukun: brandishing assholes


unfortunately this is still illegal in most places
2014-05-05 06:29:55 PM  
3 votes:
Dear Adolescent Gun-Humpers,

You sure seem fearful. If you don't carry your guns around, are you are constantly on the verge of shiatting your pants?

Sincerely,
The Grown-Ups
2014-05-05 06:20:15 PM  
3 votes:
Now imagine if they had tried this at a bank instead of a fast food joint....
2014-05-05 06:10:23 PM  
3 votes:

Isitoveryet: wow, those patriots are moar patriotic than any of you could ever fake being.

they are moar patriotic than Uncle Sam snorting coke off a hookers ass through a rolled up Constitution in church while segregating teh population into income groups.

/do all Americans suffer from an inferiority complex?


No, but it appears many have an irrational fear of weapons.
2014-05-05 06:04:12 PM  
3 votes:
I'm going to start carrying around a halberd.
Nowhere in the Constitution does it specify firearms.
2014-05-05 06:01:37 PM  
3 votes:
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2014-05-05 05:05:58 PM  
3 votes:
I bet they all ordered Bacon Ultimate cheeseburgers....
2014-05-05 07:20:23 PM  
2 votes:

spawn73: Theaetetus: JuggleGeek: The employee should have taken a pen and paper and written a note saying "We reserve the right not to serve assholes with weapons".

Or just said "GTFO, or you're trespassing." You don't need to have a specially written policy to refuse service to people carrying weapons.

farking NRA would be on them if they had done that.

They got the morons out of there, burgers in hand, live to do business with normal people another day.


Which is another point... If you scared the employees so much that they locked themselves in the freezer and waited for the cops to come, do you  really want to eat the burger they eventually bring you?
2014-05-05 06:55:49 PM  
2 votes:

tripleseven: Each one of these attention whores just wants everyone in the vicinity to know that "I can kill all of you, at any time"


THIS.
Hey, you NRA cosplayers? Yeah, you're not helping your cause. Grow up. You look like attention-whoring toddler-men to literally everyone else around you. And you are the reason that your precious Second Amendment will likely be repealed some time in the next three decades.
2014-05-05 06:50:25 PM  
2 votes:
Enjoy your AR, m'kay? But does it have to go in the store with you?

/Christ - even my 4-yr old knows that her toys stay in the car.
2014-05-05 05:58:09 PM  
2 votes:
One customer said "When they walked in I crapped my pants. I'm not sure if it was the sight of them or the food"
2014-05-05 05:13:43 PM  
2 votes:
I want to see your gun about as much as I want to see your penis.  As in not at all.  So put that shiat away.
2014-05-05 04:59:23 PM  
2 votes:

Theaetetus: Mugato: Too bad someone with a CCP wasn't there the shoot them

I.e. a hero who stopped an impending robbery.

Unless they shot him first. Then they're heroes who used reasonable force against a deadly threat. Remember, whoever lives to write history is the hero.


Best case scenario would be two different groups of brandishing assholes deciding to 'demonstrate' at the same place at the same time without any knowledge that the other group was coming or even existed...
2014-05-06 01:26:17 AM  
1 votes:

These guys exercising their Second Amendment rights in this manner are about on the level of the Westboro Baptist Church exercising their First Amendment rights in the manner for which they're famous.

I think the Dude said it best:

i.qkme.me

2014-05-06 01:15:49 AM  
1 votes:
Another potential title to the story: "A Dozen Men with Small Penises Walk into a Jack in the Box"
2014-05-05 10:56:33 PM  
1 votes:
global3.memecdn.com
2014-05-05 10:01:02 PM  
1 votes:

tripleseven: Enemabag Jones: tripleseven
Dufuq?
Is that the old conservative humor we all know?

I didn't write it to be conservative or liberal. I wrote it to be funny.

\Your opinion may vary.

Your joke sucks. Do you find that anybody laughs with you?


I thought it was funny.
2014-05-05 09:15:56 PM  
1 votes:
2.bp.blogspot.com

"...now imagine they're arab"
2014-05-05 09:07:56 PM  
1 votes:

Enemabag Jones: I have a joke:
Three men walk into a fast food restaurant carrying each carrying  an AR15 on their back.
They walk up to the cashier and start to order.
The manager walks up and says, "I am sorry, but I will have to ask you to leave."
The leader of the group asks "Do you have a sign prohibiting guns?"
Manager says "no, we don't prohibit weapons"
Another man holding an AR asks, "Are you afraid of people lawfully demonstrating their right to bear arms?"
The manager answers, "I actually own several guns"
The third man holding an AR says "I am hungry, can I put my gun in my trunk and come back in to order?"
The manager says, "no, I am sorry.  Please leave now!"
The leader asks "then what do you have against us?"
The manager replies "Look on the door, we reserve the right to not serve people that act like assholes."


Dufuq?


Is that the old conservative humor we all know?
2014-05-05 08:57:18 PM  
1 votes:
I have a joke:
Three men walk into a fast food restaurant carrying each carrying  an AR15 on their back.
They walk up to the cashier and start to order.
The manager walks up and says, "I am sorry, but I will have to ask you to leave."
The leader of the group asks "Do you have a sign prohibiting guns?"
Manager says "no, we don't prohibit weapons"
Another man holding an AR asks, "Are you afraid of people lawfully demonstrating their right to bear arms?"
The manager answers, "I actually own several guns"
The third man holding an AR says "I am hungry, can I put my gun in my trunk and come back in to order?"
The manager says, "no, I am sorry.  Please leave now!"
The leader asks "then what do you have against us?"
The manager replies "Look on the door, we reserve the right to not serve people that act like assholes."
2014-05-05 08:37:49 PM  
1 votes:
skinink

I want to see some minority gun owners walk down the streets

What makes you think these assholes are democrats?


//besides the "being assholes" part.
2014-05-05 07:48:36 PM  
1 votes:

zarker: The Flexecutioner: BINGO! that's the point these guys are making.  It's totally LEGAL to adorn yourself with guns in public.  They wanted to show that the public could lose their shiat over this and react poorly to a completely legal action.  These guys arent out to scare people but show you how the law itself will scare people.  The law itself.

They didn't "react poorly". They reacted in a way that is completely reasonable to react. I'm not sure how the law is the scary part, unless you mean it's scary that men are allowed to carry murder machines around to public places.


It's a bit unreasonable to call them "murder machines". I mean, what about unjustified self defense? Then they'd just be "manslaughter mechanisms".
2014-05-05 07:48:32 PM  
1 votes:

spawn73: I think more guns will solve that, like, two guns cancel out one?


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2014-05-05 07:12:57 PM  
1 votes:

Marcus Aurelius: I want to see your gun about as much as I want to see your penis.  As in not at all.  So put that shiat away.


Their guns are their penises.
2014-05-05 07:03:35 PM  
1 votes:

Bit'O'Gristle: /they HAVE to respond. Every time. No, a "man with a gun" doesn't actually mean a law has been broken, but the police are obligated to check it out.  So yes, they waste their time and taxpayer money, giving these people the attention they want, on your buck.


And what happens is there were, oh, say a couple of thousand people doing it every day?  The article says "Dallas/Ft Worth", which doesn't do a lot to narrow it down, but in that area, there are millions of people.  A couple of thousand people is a tiny fraction, but it's enough that the cops couldn't get much else done.

I like their "We can do anything we want since it isn't illegal" plan.  Lets see how we can turn that around.

I think the cops should say "Yep, it's legal for you to do that, but you're being a jerk, and you're going to get treated like a jerk".

The next day, the guy leaves for work, gets pulled over.  Cop tells him "Looked like you were weaving, we're going to need to test you for alcohol.  We're going downtown".  If the guy passes the breathalyzer, let him go.  By then, of course, he's late for work - but that's his problem, and the cop, much like the asshole carrying the gun, did nothing illegal.

The next day, pull him over again.

And if he's set on continuing to be an asshole carrying a gun, he can get harassed every damn day.

Not to mention that if the guy drives a few miles an hour over the limit, ticket.  Rolls through a stop sign?  Ticket.  Accelerates just a little too fast?  Ticket.
2014-05-05 06:58:56 PM  
1 votes:

JuggleGeek: Bit'O'Gristle: /Ya, that doesn't work so well. It has been tried. You can't tell someone they are trespassing, when its a public access building like a fast food joint. There have been may court cases.

It's not trespassing when they walk in - but once you tell them to leave, if they refuse, it's trespassing.

Vagrants walk into restaurants and start asking people for money.  The restaurants tell them to GTFO.  If they don't leave, the cops will arrest them.  This is the same thing - someone is told "You aren't welcome here", and if they won't leave, the cops will deal with it.

To me, a rifle in your hand is very, very different that a pistol in your holster.  the only reason you have that gun in your hand is to be a threat.  I'm not going to treat you like a customer while you threaten me.


/i hear what you are saying, but the vagrants were breaking the law by panhadeling ...which is a crime. Walking into a public place "access" with a legal weapon is not agasint the law, and they are bound by law to serve them.  The myth of "i dont have to serve you" has been taken to court many times. If they would have thrown them out, they would have opened themselves to litigation.
2014-05-05 06:57:52 PM  
1 votes:

Slaves2Darkness: It occurs to me that following those guys back to their car, sticking a pistol their head and stealing their rifles would net you what 2-300 dollars a pop? Hell I bet they have backup rifles in their car.


Oh, MUCH more than that. Ever since we elected a filthy mulatto as President  and the WORMS (White Old Rural Male Southerners) collectively shiat themselves AR prices have shot through the roof. Expect to pay at least $800
2014-05-05 06:55:36 PM  
1 votes:

Theaetetus: Pointing at a sign is passive aggressive, at best.


Waving your rifle around is fine, pointing at a sign is aggressive. Got it.
2014-05-05 06:55:15 PM  
1 votes:

Doktor_Zhivago: Ashyukun: brandishing assholes

unfortunately this is still illegal in most places


Not only that, but apparently everyone is carrying one concealed. Some with silencers. The deadliest kind.
2014-05-05 06:48:20 PM  
1 votes:
You know... Maybe if they wore suits and kinda looked bad ass respectable I might be able to support such shenanigans. They look like the typical neck beard white trash 'murica type hooligans and are unrepresentative (or God I hope so) of the majority of American gun owners. Carrying a side arm is one thing but damn really. What could possibly happen at a Jack in the Box that would require a rifle. Just sayn'.
2014-05-05 06:46:07 PM  
1 votes:

fusillade762: Theaetetus: JuggleGeek: The employee should have taken a pen and paper and written a note saying "We reserve the right not to serve assholes with weapons".

Or just said "GTFO, or you're trespassing." You don't need to have a specially written policy to refuse service to people carrying weapons.

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/Ya, that doesn't work so well.  It has been tried.  You can't tell someone they are trespassing, when its a public access building like a fast food joint. There have been may court cases.
2014-05-05 06:37:55 PM  
1 votes:

Callous: AspectRatio: Dear Adolescent Gun-Humpers,

You sure seem fearful. If you don't carry your guns around, are you are constantly on the verge of shiatting your pants?

Sincerely,
The Grown-Ups

Dear Bigot,

Please learn a little about what your talking about rather then going off half-cocked based only on your ignorant assumptions.

Sincerely,
The rest of us


Dear Callous,

Please learn what the term "bigot" means before you start using it as a synonym for "anyone who says something I don't like."

Sincerely,
Everyone else
2014-05-05 06:18:45 PM  
1 votes:

Sin_City_Superhero: UberDave: I bet they all ordered Bacon Ultimate cheeseburgers....

What a bunch of pussies. Real men order the DOUBLE Bacon Ultimate Cheeseburger. And a side of those jalapeno poppers...



They can't do that.  The inevitable hour on the toilet would take away from their gun carryin' around time.
2014-05-05 06:13:36 PM  
1 votes:
I have no problem with people exercising their right to carry a firearm for self defense. Granted, there is no actual valid reason to walk about with an AK or a G3 or FN over your back, but...its within the law, though kinda attention whorish. If you are serious about carry, and wish to do so, try a pancake holster with a .45 so you don't alarm the masses. Just because you CAN do something, doesn't mean you should.

/And note to the employees? Armed robbers generally dont walk into a store with slung rifles, in a large group, and just stand there waiting to order. Criminals tend to HIDE their weapons, and pull them out suddenly. You being startled is understandable, but hiding in the back when it was obvious they were just wanting to order was a bit pussy.
2014-05-05 06:07:14 PM  
1 votes:
...and the clerk is like "What is this, a joke?"


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2014-05-05 06:02:38 PM  
1 votes:
What a brave bunch of patriots.  Something of great importance was surely accomplished on this day.
2014-05-05 05:24:18 PM  
1 votes:
Doesn't that make it more like Jerks in the Box?
2014-05-05 04:53:34 PM  
1 votes:

Mugato: Too bad someone with a CCP wasn't there the shoot them


I.e. a hero who stopped an impending robbery.

Unless they shot him first. Then they're heroes who used reasonable force against a deadly threat. Remember, whoever lives to write history is the hero.
2014-05-05 04:47:32 PM  
1 votes:
Look at the shiat eating grins on their faces. What a collection of assholes. Too bad someone with a CCP wasn't there the shoot them.
 
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