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(People Style Watch)   Hillary Duff says the secret to her flawless, glowing skin is a rather unconventional ingredient. It is organic, ladies, and I promise while it sounds weird, just give it a shot. C'mon. Just once. For me. Please   (stylenews.peoplestylewatch.com ) divider line
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2014-05-05 04:26:56 PM  
She gets a dozen guys to jizz on her face.

Oh, I don't know about the flawless, glowing skin.
 
2014-05-05 05:17:14 PM  
Just a tip?
 
2014-05-05 05:36:12 PM  
www.eonline.com

/oblig
 
2014-05-05 06:12:16 PM  
Bukkake !!!
 
2014-05-05 06:15:32 PM  
Hillary Duff is my spirit animal.
 
2014-05-05 06:15:45 PM  
Or maybe the secret to her flawless skin is called being 26...
 
2014-05-05 06:26:32 PM  
So, Hilary Duff gets 10-year-old beauty tips from Liz Phair.
 
2014-05-05 06:29:27 PM  
I have a mad crush on Hilary Duff, so I try not to spoil it by listening to her talk
 
2014-05-05 06:30:17 PM  
Yeah,. but it's getting a lot harder to find all those dead babies...
 
2014-05-05 06:34:09 PM  
Am I reading a different article from you farkers, or did subby pull the old bait and switch to see who would actually read TFA?
 
2014-05-05 06:36:31 PM  
What is so crazy about that? I know a lot of people that do that everyday. It is also supposedly good for joints and reduces inflammation.
 
2014-05-05 06:49:35 PM  

Mugato: She gets a dozen guys to jizz on her face.

Oh, I don't know about the flawless, glowing skin.


She learned it from Heather
 
2014-05-05 06:49:38 PM  
I thought it would be jizz. Leaving disappointed.
 
2014-05-05 06:53:33 PM  
This was a test to see if they could get Farkers to click on a 'People' link.  You all failed.   Next time, come into the thread first, we'll draw straws and send 1 (one) person in to verify.   It may sound extreme, but you don't want to risk 'Brought to you by Fark Partner 'People'' links, do you?
 
2014-05-05 06:54:32 PM  
And she has a sister!
www1.pictures.gi.stylebistro.com
www3.pictures.zimbio.com
cdn.wendyshow.com
 
2014-05-05 06:59:18 PM  

LonMead: And she has a sister!
[www1.pictures.gi.stylebistro.com image 380x594]
[www3.pictures.zimbio.com image 396x594]
[cdn.wendyshow.com image 461x340]


Yowza! I'll take one Hilary and one Hailey to go. No need to clean them up first.
 
2014-05-05 07:24:02 PM  
gifs.gifbin.com
 
2014-05-05 07:33:55 PM  
I would just like to be the first one (today... this evening... this thread), AbiNormal, to say that there is something wrong with you.

I hope someone puts your brain into a seven and a half foot long, fifty-four inch wide GORILLA.
 
2014-05-05 07:39:09 PM  
So nothing about jizz in that article. Has it since been edited?
 
2014-05-05 07:42:31 PM  
Her secret is 'Juno oil'?  Honest to blog, homeslice?
 
2014-05-05 08:09:50 PM  
oh, I thought it was scorpions
 
2014-05-05 08:15:19 PM  

poot_rootbeer: Her secret is 'Juno oil'?  Honest to blog, homeslice?


I clicked the link to Juno Oil and I learned that 30ml costs $125.

For the people living in the U.S. that is 1 oz.

Rich people, it's like there is one born every minute.
 
2014-05-05 08:16:16 PM  
DNRTFA

brb going 2 get jazzed up
 
ecl
2014-05-05 08:26:01 PM  

Princess Poo Hands: DNRTFA

brb going 2 get jazzed up


Bring a tissue.
 
2014-05-05 08:44:25 PM  

LibertyHiller: So, Hilary Duff gets 10-year-old beauty tips from Liz Phair.


Mmmm. I have wanted her for a long, long time.
 
2014-05-05 08:49:45 PM  
That headline was misleading.  Before I clicked on the article I got my stash out of the fridge and mailed it to her with a note, "This is for your beautiful glowing skin! You're welcome!"

Then I read the article.  Now she'll just think I'm weird.
 
2014-05-05 08:56:24 PM  

ecl: Princess Poo Hands: DNRTFA

brb going 2 get jazzed up

Bring a tissue.


I need a tissue? For dance cla----

Oh for the love of God. The man meeting me for my CL ad is going to be really pissed.
 
2014-05-05 08:58:42 PM  

LonMead: I would just like to be the first one (today... this evening... this thread), AbiNormal, to say that there is something wrong with you.

I hope someone puts your brain into a seven and a half foot long, fifty-four inch wide GORILLA.


He would have an enormous schwanzstücker.

/delicious Teri Garr
 
2014-05-05 09:02:08 PM  
AbiNormal:

Holy fark I just lost it on that one.
 
2014-05-05 09:08:48 PM  

LibertyHiller: So, Hilary Duff gets 10-year-old beauty tips from Liz Phair.


Yeah but for a while it was only Mike Comries.
 
2014-05-05 09:29:41 PM  
omg, no way, a hollywood starlet is a whore .  .  .
 
2014-05-05 09:31:45 PM  

Demi Lovato is hotter....with bigger boobs.


www.cosmopolitan.com
 
2014-05-05 09:41:11 PM  

Princess Poo Hands: ecl: Princess Poo Hands: DNRTFA

brb going 2 get jazzed up

Bring a tissue.

I need a tissue? For dance cla----

Oh for the love of God. The man meeting me for my CL ad is going to be really pissed.


You opened this account today and you're all over the place. I'm I the only one who noticed this? An alt perhaps?
 
2014-05-05 09:45:25 PM  
cdn.ebaumsworld.com
 
2014-05-05 10:26:54 PM  

i.imgur.com


i.imgur.comi.imgur.com


i.imgur.com

 
2014-05-05 10:33:22 PM  
AbiNormal- you ain't right
But I snerted at that
/ONE window seat, please!
 
2014-05-05 11:02:05 PM  

Dingleberry Dickwad: Yowza!


Doctor, you're doing it again.*

Hilary certainly didn't have all that girlie action before baby. If she had pregged up during the  Cheaper by the Dozen days, she'd be a bigger star than Jennifer Lawrence right now.

*Subtle?
 
2014-05-05 11:09:57 PM  
Juno Oil. $125 for 30ml of mixed seed oils?
It's literally Snake Oil.
 
2014-05-05 11:17:50 PM  
Hey guys. What's going on in here?
 
2014-05-05 11:25:48 PM  

whatshisname: Juno Oil. $125 for 30ml of mixed seed oils?
It's literally Snake Oil.


And by mentioning the snake oil in this  advertisement article, she gets a nice pay day.
 
2014-05-05 11:30:29 PM  

devilskware: Princess Poo Hands: ecl: Princess Poo Hands: DNRTFA

brb going 2 get jazzed up

Bring a tissue.

I need a tissue? For dance cla----

Oh for the love of God. The man meeting me for my CL ad is going to be really pissed.

You opened this account today and you're all over the place. I'm I the only one who noticed this? An alt perhaps?


Lurker who just:
A) lost job
B) lost SO
C) Hospitalized
1. Medical
2. Drug/alcohol
D) otherwise incarcerated
 
2014-05-06 12:15:51 AM  

Kurmudgeon: Demi Lovato is hotter fatter....with bigger boobs a shiatload of drugged out cray-cray baggage.
[www.cosmopolitan.com image 720x1080]


FIFY

/don't recall Hillary escaping to rehab to avoid assault charges
 
2014-05-06 12:21:14 AM  
Mike Comrie approves, right Hillary?

i2.minus.com
 
2014-05-06 12:43:55 AM  
/don't recall Hillary escaping to rehab to avoid assault charges

Nah, she just looked like a dullard on Letterman which probably explains her career path as well..
Meanwhile, let us know when Demi gets anywhere near LiLo stage.
 
2014-05-06 12:48:57 AM  

AbiNormal: [gifs.gifbin.com image 338x317]


Bravo!
 
2014-05-06 01:45:48 AM  

Kurmudgeon: Demi Lovato is hotter....with bigger boobs.
[www.cosmopolitan.com image 720x1080]


And a religious nutter who hasn't read her Leviticus.
 
2014-05-06 02:02:39 AM  

Ed Grubermann: And a religious nutter who hasn't read her Leviticus.


And another obsessed athie dragging religion into a Hollywood thread.
I looked up the incident referred to earlier. Demi had went partying and got in trouble with management, she thought the girl in question had narked her out to management so had words with her and gave her a black eye.
I looked up the girl, she's a redhead , possibly dyed, named Alex Welch who is also pretty cute.
Demi has already apologized and said she was in the wrong. Compared to some chick fights, the whole incident sounds like pretty weak sauce.
Personally, I think the only fair way to settle it is naked jello wrestling and let bygones be bygones.
 
2014-05-06 03:05:50 AM  

HILLARY MUFF

that is all

 
2014-05-06 03:11:55 AM  

MaestroPendejo: AbiNormal:

Holy fark I just lost it on that one.


<Me too LOL
 
2014-05-06 03:13:21 AM  
That's some fine assery displayed via short black velvet skirt
 
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