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(CBS San Francisco) Video How the hell do you get a cat to swim in the ocean? Find a "Happy" one, I guess   ( divider line
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2014-05-05 04:31:12 PM  
All you have to do to get a cat to swim in the ocean is to throw it in the ocean.

And then treat your arms for massive lacerations.
2014-05-05 04:53:16 PM  
Brown tabbies usually love the water.  They also love to go fishing.
2014-05-05 07:17:58 PM  
Throw it?
2014-05-05 07:18:47 PM  
Turkish Vans love the water usually, and will happily swim. Never owned one, but had an acquaintance that did. It loved to get in a full bathtub.
2014-05-05 07:29:34 PM  
Siamese are often water cats.
2014-05-05 07:34:36 PM  
Abyssinians also like the water and many will take baths if you run the bath for them.
2014-05-05 08:23:10 PM  
Actually had a cat jump into a swimming pool (un-pushed) once to be with me and the G/F who were already splashing around

(or more likely just because she was a noodlehead who jumped in without thinking "I'm a cat!")

That lasted all of 30 seconds until she was able to climb out with much flailing. She wouldn't go near the pool ever after.
2014-05-05 09:07:15 PM  
Yeah, happy...

My aunt has a very grotesquely cute Ann Geddes print involving lots of sleeping babies. Every time I see it I have to wonder "Does Ms. Geddes order NyQuil by the barrel? Or is it something stronger?"
2014-05-05 09:40:10 PM  
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Come on in, the water's feline.
2014-05-05 11:54:33 PM  

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Come on in, the water's feline.

2014-05-06 07:23:36 AM  
BREAKING: If you drop an animal in the Ocean, it will swim.
2014-05-06 01:52:26 PM  
How do you get a cat to swim in the ocean?

Put it in a trebuchet and aim for open sea.
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They don't call it a catapult for nothing.
2014-05-06 04:09:49 PM  
Swimming cats always have that look on their face that says "I will kill you when I get out of here".
2014-05-06 10:56:03 PM  

Put it in a trebuchet and aim for open sea.

I was thinking about ten feet of 6" diameter pipe, a propane bottle + spark igniter, a towel for wadding.  A lot of cats come in about 6 caliber, so ammo shouldn't be too hard to catch.
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