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170 injured on SEOUL TRAIN, a macaroni and cheese tactical drone strike, and one nine-iron shot by Elin Nordegren: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 4/27 - 5/3 
Posted by Unfreakable at 2014-05-05 2:41:57 PM (5 comments) | Permalink

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Last week's headline about Donald Sterling being booted out of the NBA was the runaway votes winner last week, but there were a few more here that I personally thought were great.

Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2014-04-27 to Sat 2014-05-03:

img.fark.net  Camels are now confirmed as the source of the MERS virus, emphysema, lung cancer  

img.fark.net  Donald Sterling is quickly running out of people he can screw  

img.fark.net  San Jose to offer 'pods' to homeless people. Don't trust them, I've seen this movie before  

img.fark.net  £1.3m home for sale claims to have the remains of Robin Hood buried in the back garden. Bonus: There's also a little john out back  

img.fark.net  Congress wants more control of Special Ops Iron Man suit. Don't they know this is exactly the sort of thing that caused the Armor Wars in issues 225 through 232?  

img.fark.net  You will suffer great misfortune at work today  

img.fark.net  Apparently, Paying $13,000 for a kitchen appliance is some people's cup of tea. Subby always thought economics abhors a vacuum  

img.fark.net  170 injured on SEOUL TRAIN  

img.fark.net  Journalists from CBS and Sky News detained in Ukraine. Someone from Buzzfeed was also held, but even Ukrainians won't go as far as to call anyone working there a "journalist"  

img.fark.net  Four people were unable to figure out how lightning works when it finally struck them  

img.fark.net  Miami teen arrested for hacking into his school's computer system to change grades. It's a WOPR of a story  


Sports:

img.fark.net  Bad news, Bears  

img.fark.net  NBA agrees with Donald Sterling that certain types of people shouldn't attend Clippers games  

img.fark.net  Even Donald Sterling's prostate wants nothing to do with Donald Sterling  


Geek:

img.fark.net  "All these worlds are yours except Europa. Attempt no landing there." Haha, you didn't say anything about Ganymede, suckers  

img.fark.net  Here's a handy dragon comparison chart you can show your mother when she brings your dinner down to the basement  

img.fark.net  Australians discover a way to deliver grilled cheese sandwiches by parachute. Not to be outdone, Americans are now working on a Macaroni and Cheese tactical strike drone  


Entertainment:

img.fark.net  That should be high on the Liszt  

img.fark.net  Rage Against the Machine has decided the Machine has learned its lesson  

img.fark.net  Jeremy Clarkson told he will be fired if he makes "one more offensive remark, anywhere, at any time". In other news, Top Gear will soon be looking for a new co-host  


Politics:

img.fark.net  Peace sells, flees shells by the sea shore  

img.fark.net  Turns out the blunder made by Scalia is unprecedented. Pfft, like Scalia needs precedent to f*ck up  

img.fark.net  Obama's two recent golf outings cost $2.9 million. Which still doesn't come close to costing as much as one nine iron shot by Elin Nordegren  


Business:

img.fark.net  Coffee has gotten too expensive for Starbucks. That's the joke  

img.fark.net  NYSE computer error cancels 20,000 trades. Malfunction triggered when someone placed a buy order for Pets.com  

img.fark.net  When you're a major wireless company, you buy a television provider. When you buy a television provider, people look at you funny. When people look at you funny, you'll get your ass kicked. Don't become a wireless company. Buy DirectTV  


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2014-05-05 03:01:44 PM
If "SEOUL TRAIN" isn't nominated for HOTY, I'm going to be pissed.
 
2014-05-05 03:02:23 PM

Bith Set Me Up: If "SEOUL TRAIN" isn't nominated for HOTY, I'm going to be pissed.


In the most literal sense, appearing on this list makes it a candidate.
 
2014-05-05 04:28:55 PM
I'm inordinately proud of the mac and cheese cannon thread, and I wasn't even the submitter.
 
2014-05-05 05:40:16 PM
I would like to take the time to thank Donald Sterling, his racism, and his growing prostate for giving me a HOTW.
 
2014-05-05 06:04:01 PM
I would like to thank 140 Koreans for possibly giving me my first HOTY, also DirectTV for your ads. I love that shiat. ^_^
 
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