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(NYPost)   Massive dying 30-foot whale washes ashore in Brooklyn, NYPD Harbor Patrol tows it to the New Jersey side to make sure it dies   (nypost.com ) divider line
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2014-05-05 03:20:42 PM  
Give it to the hipsters.
 
2014-05-05 03:45:09 PM  
A friend of mine found a dead gangster in the Brandywine creek once.  The cops arrived and he led them to it.  The state police were accountable on one bank, and the local cops on the other.  The locals wanted him float it to the other side so the staties would have to fill out the paperwork.  The staties were opposed to this notion.  My friend sided with the staties, because hey, dead body.
 
2014-05-05 04:00:30 PM  
Snooki goes home.
 
2014-05-05 04:00:48 PM  
Another plus for New Jersey is that people probably won't notice the festering stench there with all the other smells.
 
2014-05-05 04:01:03 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: A friend of mine found a dead gangster in the Brandywine creek once.  The cops arrived and he led them to it.  The state police were accountable on one bank, and the local cops on the other.  The locals wanted him float it to the other side so the staties would have to fill out the paperwork.  The staties were opposed to this notion.  My friend sided with the staties, because hey, dead body.


The Brandywine? I didn't know you were a Hobbit. Also, when did the Shire get gangsters?
 
2014-05-05 04:03:30 PM  

iheartscotch: Marcus Aurelius: A friend of mine found a dead gangster in the Brandywine creek once.  The cops arrived and he led them to it.  The state police were accountable on one bank, and the local cops on the other.  The locals wanted him float it to the other side so the staties would have to fill out the paperwork.  The staties were opposed to this notion.  My friend sided with the staties, because hey, dead body.

The Brandywine? I didn't know you were a Hobbit. Also, when did the Shire get gangsters?


The hobbit mafia is very, very powerful.
 
2014-05-05 04:04:04 PM  

BalugaJoe: Give it to the hipsters.


Pfft, whales dying is so 2012. Haven't you watched Blackfin, it's all about Orca's now. They're actually a dolphin, most people don't know that.
 
2014-05-05 04:04:18 PM  

cgraves67: Another plus for New Jersey is that people probably won't notice the festering stench there with all the other smells.


I am assuming you lump the whale into "other smells"
 
2014-05-05 04:04:46 PM  

iheartscotch: Marcus Aurelius: A friend of mine found a dead gangster in the Brandywine creek once.  The cops arrived and he led them to it.  The state police were accountable on one bank, and the local cops on the other.  The locals wanted him float it to the other side so the staties would have to fill out the paperwork.  The staties were opposed to this notion.  My friend sided with the staties, because hey, dead body.

The Brandywine? I didn't know you were a Hobbit. Also, when did the Shire get gangsters?


ever since Lotho moved into town.
 
2014-05-05 04:04:49 PM  
Thanks for letting us know the 30-foot whale was massive.
 
2014-05-05 04:05:42 PM  
then asplode it?
media.npr.org
 
2014-05-05 04:06:37 PM  
I guess Fat Pussy's body finally washed ashore.
 
2014-05-05 04:08:07 PM  
"It must have been in the water for a while"  Wow, no shiat.
 
2014-05-05 04:10:07 PM  

probesport: Snooki goes home.


The local brew master created a black rye IPA and named it Snooki.  No one calls it Snooki.

I call it the rye PA.
 
2014-05-05 04:15:06 PM  
Anyone feel like Sushi for lunch?  Subby's treat.

media-cdn.tripadvisor.com
 
2014-05-05 04:18:08 PM  

BalugaJoe: Give it to the hipsters.


They like whales before they become cool
 
2014-05-05 04:18:36 PM  

inner ted: then asplode it?
[media.npr.org image 850x477]


And when they do, it'll be classified as "civic improvements".
 
2014-05-05 04:20:18 PM  

cgraves67: Another plus for New Jersey is that people probably won't notice the festering stench there with all the other smells.


Omg...  You think NYC smells better than NJ?  You know how I can tell you've never been here?
 
2014-05-05 04:26:25 PM  
Did the stress of bridgegate finally get to Chris Christie?
 
2014-05-05 04:36:52 PM  

illogic: Did the stress of bridgegate finally get to Chris Christie?


OK, that was funny!!!
 
2014-05-05 04:48:50 PM  

To The Escape Zeppelin!: "It must have been in the water for a while"  Wow, no shiat.


"After a long, peaceful life in the forest, the whale returns to the place of it's birth, the ocean, to die."
 
2014-05-05 04:49:17 PM  

BalugaJoe: Give it to the hipsters.


Well, it *is* a Sei whale. You've probably never heard of it.
 
2014-05-05 04:56:09 PM  

cgraves67: iheartscotch: Marcus Aurelius: A friend of mine found a dead gangster in the Brandywine creek once.  The cops arrived and he led them to it.  The state police were accountable on one bank, and the local cops on the other.  The locals wanted him float it to the other side so the staties would have to fill out the paperwork.  The staties were opposed to this notion.  My friend sided with the staties, because hey, dead body.

The Brandywine? I didn't know you were a Hobbit. Also, when did the Shire get gangsters?

The hobbit mafia is very, very powerful.


We keep the Amish mafia in line.
 
2014-05-05 05:04:09 PM  

JoshTheTech: I guess Fat Big Pussy's body finally washed ashore.


Fixed that for you
 
2014-05-05 05:12:45 PM  

FriarReb98: BalugaJoe: Give it to the hipsters.

Well, it *is* a Sei whale. You've probably never heard of it.


I was a fan of sei whales before they were cool.
 
2014-05-05 05:20:43 PM  

inner ted: then asplode it?
[media.npr.org image 850x477]


Every beached whale thread needs this reference.

It's, like... a RULE.

/Paul Linnman approves
 
2014-05-05 06:06:02 PM  

iheartscotch: Marcus Aurelius: A friend of mine found a dead gangster in the Brandywine creek once.  The cops arrived and he led them to it.  The state police were accountable on one bank, and the local cops on the other.  The locals wanted him float it to the other side so the staties would have to fill out the paperwork.  The staties were opposed to this notion.  My friend sided with the staties, because hey, dead body.

The Brandywine? I didn't know you were a Hobbit. Also, when did the Shire get gangsters?


Tubed down that creek a lot as a kid (grew up in north Delaware)

Never found a body though
 
2014-05-05 06:36:27 PM  
30' isn't massive when talking about whales.
 
2014-05-05 06:44:01 PM  
"I would have liked it to be alive."

Yeah I'm sure the Whale felt the same way, genius.
 
2014-05-05 07:03:24 PM  
Call me Ismell.
 
2014-05-05 08:09:36 PM  
They going to do a necropsy, but, I don't know why.  The damn thing had a weight problem.  I told it, "Your getting to be as big as a whale!"  Did it stop eating all that shiat with HFCS?  No!  Now look what happened.
 
2014-05-05 08:33:51 PM  
Good job, Subby!
 
2014-05-05 08:54:32 PM  
Why not set a big bonfire and burn it? Lots of whale oil (blubber) on those things. Drag some kindling up next to it, some white phosphorous and let 'er rip. No need for boom-boom. Probably get an epic bonfire. Do it at low tide, it'll burn for hours. I think the blubber could make it spectacular.

You know how a barbeque flares up when hamburger fat drips on it. Imagine a several ton hamburger.

// One big twinkie.
 
2014-05-05 09:20:39 PM  
www.washingtonpost.com

RIP Chris Christie
 
2014-05-05 09:28:23 PM  

orezona: inner ted: then asplode it?
[media.npr.org image 850x477]

Every beached whale thread needs this reference.

It's, like... a RULE.

/Paul Linnman approves


IT BELONGS IN A MUSEUM!!

Whales can explode by themselves with no help
wpmedia.news.nationalpost.com
 
2014-05-05 10:53:00 PM  

Day_Old_Dutchie: Whales can explode by themselves with no help


Indeed - NSFW / NSFLunch.
 
2014-05-06 12:34:27 AM  
Another casualty of the Whale Wars.
 
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