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(Daily Mail)   Woman in her 20s finds out that Virgin Airways means just that. "You cannot join the mile high club In the airplane's toilet"   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 69
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2014-05-05 11:45:22 AM
A 'drunken" British woman was questioned by police after allegedly having sex with a man in the airplane's toilet.  Here are the police transcripts:

"What's it like?"
 
2014-05-05 11:47:12 AM
Whar picture of lady, whar?!
 
2014-05-05 12:00:23 PM

blatz514: Whar picture of lady, whar?!


TFA: A 'drunken' British woman.

Daily Mail.


I'm guessing that the woman in question is "smoking hot."
 
2014-05-05 12:07:57 PM
She realized she wasn't supposed to be on a ......

Virgin flight

YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh
 
2014-05-05 01:08:38 PM

blatz514: Whar picture of lady, whar?!


I found this picture of her.

img.photobucket.com
 
2014-05-05 01:12:34 PM

Because People in power are Stupid: blatz514: Whar picture of lady, whar?!

I found this picture of her.


Ah, so a British 5.
 
2014-05-05 01:22:07 PM
Does a handjob get you into the Mile High Club?

Followup question: Does that handjob have to be administered by someone else?

I'm asking for a friend.
 
2014-05-05 01:23:30 PM
UK Farkers weigh in: is this a chav or just chav-like behavior?
 
2014-05-05 01:23:51 PM
Not sure why the drunk Australian guy was a necessary mention.
Or the fact she was flying with her parents. She's 20, they aught to know she's sexually active by now
 
2014-05-05 01:23:56 PM
At 6'2" with a 37" inseam and 12.5 feet I can barely take a wizz in airline bathrooms let alone try intimacy with the opposite sex.

But if I get an opportunity ..
 
2014-05-05 01:25:20 PM

Because People in power are Stupid: blatz514: Whar picture of lady, whar?!

I found this picture of her.

[img.photobucket.com image 451x600]


ilawled.com
 
2014-05-05 01:26:15 PM
Why is this all about the woman? Wasn't there also a man having sex at the same time and place?
 
2014-05-05 01:27:46 PM
What happens above Vegas does not stay in Vegas.
 
2014-05-05 01:29:35 PM

blatz514: Because People in power are Stupid: blatz514: Whar picture of lady, whar?!

I found this picture of her.

Ah, so a British 5.


You still have 13 minutes to get to the gym.
 
2014-05-05 01:30:04 PM

Clemkadidlefark: At 6'2" with a 37" inseam and 12.5 feet I can barely take a wizz in airline bathrooms let alone try intimacy with the opposite sex.

But if I get an opportunity ..


damn homie. i'm 6'4" and wearing 36" inseam let's the hem of pants drag just slightly on the ground. i think my inseam is really 35.5"
 
2014-05-05 01:30:26 PM

Clemkadidlefark: At 6'2" with a 37" inseam and 12.5 feet I can barely take a wizz in airline bathrooms let alone try intimacy with the opposite sex.

But if I get an opportunity ..


6'2 and 37"? I'm 6'3 and 34"! Are you all leg or do you where your pants up to you nipples.
 
2014-05-05 01:31:19 PM
Yeesh.  I thought the flight from Vegas to Newark was rough.  Imagine the hell that is enduring an Vegas to London flight of drunken yobs who just lost all their money.
 
2014-05-05 01:31:55 PM

isawyou: Why is this all about the woman? Wasn't there also a man having sex at the same time and place?


I was wondering about that, as well.
 
2014-05-05 01:32:10 PM
Maybe she should try Burger King.
 
2014-05-05 01:32:13 PM

isawyou: Why is this all about the woman? Wasn't there also a man having sex at the same time and place?


It's obviously all the woman's fault.
 
2014-05-05 01:33:13 PM

isawyou: Why is this all about the woman? Wasn't there also a man having sex at the same time and place?


Maybe he was too young?
 
2014-05-05 01:33:39 PM

iron_city_ap: blatz514: Because People in power are Stupid: blatz514: Whar picture of lady, whar?!

I found this picture of her.

Ah, so a British 5.

You still have 13 minutes to get to the gym.


Heh. I was really waiting for the Studman post, but this works too.
 
2014-05-05 01:34:05 PM

blatz514: Whar picture of lady, whar?!


cineschlocker.net
 
2014-05-05 01:35:14 PM

Crass and Jaded Mother Farker: Maybe she should try Burger King.


Or try not making a lot of noise.
 
2014-05-05 01:36:26 PM
I wouldn't want to date a woman who would have sex with a man she just met on a plane. I would have sex with her though.
 
2014-05-05 01:38:15 PM

Inflatable Rhetoric: isawyou: Why is this all about the woman? Wasn't there also a man having sex at the same time and place?

Maybe he was too young?


That would be great.  An underage guy with a too-drunk-to-say-yes woman.  Everyone's the perp, everyone's the victim.  It's like an ouroboros of rape.
 
2014-05-05 01:38:54 PM
"The cabin crew forced to door open"
"they do no accept bad behaviour"

Daily Fail no to English
 
2014-05-05 01:39:36 PM
So, did he finish?
 
2014-05-05 01:40:16 PM

Inflatable Rhetoric: isawyou: Why is this all about the woman? Wasn't there also a man having sex at the same time and place?

Maybe he was too young?


The man in question:

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-05-05 01:40:16 PM

BigLuca: Inflatable Rhetoric: isawyou: Why is this all about the woman? Wasn't there also a man having sex at the same time and place?

Maybe he was too young?

That would be great.  An underage guy with a too-drunk-to-say-yes woman.  Everyone's the perp, everyone's the victim.  It's like an ouroboros of rape.


I wonder if she'll have her own room in Vegas, or stay with her parents.  Just wondering, no reason.
 
2014-05-05 01:41:04 PM
1985's Bird Most Likely to Have A Go in an Aeorplane Loo

i.imgur.com
i.imgur.com
 
2014-05-05 01:41:42 PM

isawyou: Why is this all about the woman? Wasn't there also a man having sex at the same time and place?


Because she went ballistic with the cabin crew after being caught.
 
2014-05-05 01:53:04 PM

isawyou: Why is this all about the woman? Wasn't there also a man having sex at the same time and place?


Boys will be boys.
 
2014-05-05 01:54:40 PM

Obscene_CNN: isawyou: Why is this all about the woman? Wasn't there also a man having sex at the same time and place?

Because she went ballistic with the cabin crew after being caught.


And he was pretending to sleep until she was escorted off the plane.
 
2014-05-05 01:56:49 PM

Obscene_CNN: isawyou: Why is this all about the woman? Wasn't there also a man having sex at the same time and place?

Because she went ballistic with the cabin crew after being caught.


If that really is her photo, I would like to go "ball"-istic on her too
 
2014-05-05 02:13:36 PM

Clemkadidlefark: At 6'2" with a 37" inseam and 12.5 feet I can barely take a wizz in airline bathrooms let alone try intimacy with the opposite sex.

But if I get an opportunity ..


Wow!  How do you walk with that many feet???
 
2014-05-05 02:28:44 PM

Obscene_CNN: isawyou: Why is this all about the woman? Wasn't there also a man having sex at the same time and place?

Because she went ballistic with the cabin crew after being caught.


That might fly if the focus of the story were, "Woman goes ballistic after being caught farking in airplane bathroom," but it's not.  The focus is simply, "Woman caught farking in airplane bathroom," with, "...goes ballistic," mentioned as a footnote to the important part of the story, which is that a WOMAN was having SEX on an AIRPLANE.
 
2014-05-05 02:31:36 PM
Pfffft!  Amateurs!

I'm 5'1, a former gymnast, and the dude was a linebacker for the New England Patriots (name withheld to protect the guilty). We made it work; it was quick and dirty. When I got back to my seat, my mother knew what I did. Good times, man.
 
2014-05-05 02:32:22 PM

Prank Call of Cthulhu: Does a handjob get you into the Mile High Club?

Followup question: Does that handjob have to be administered by someone else?

I'm asking for a friend.


I believe that's the 2640 Feet High Club.
 
2014-05-05 02:33:23 PM

CJ The Rev: Clemkadidlefark: At 6'2" with a 37" inseam and 12.5 feet I can barely take a wizz in airline bathrooms let alone try intimacy with the opposite sex.

But if I get an opportunity ..

Wow!  How do you walk with that many feet???


You're cracking me up. I can't stop laughing.
 
2014-05-05 02:35:22 PM

unfarkingbelievable: I'm 5'1, a former gymnast, and the dude was a linebacker for the New England Patriots (name withheld to protect the guilty). We made it work; it was quick and dirty.


That sound you hear is the clicking of the all the Farkers checking out your profile.
 
2014-05-05 02:44:45 PM

unfarkingbelievable: Pfffft!  Amateurs!

I'm 5'1, a former gymnast, and the dude was a linebacker for the New England Patriots (name withheld to protect the guilty). We made it work; it was quick and dirty. When I got back to my seat, my mother knew what I did. Good times, man.


Too short!
 
2014-05-05 02:45:25 PM

Gunboat: That sound you hear is the clicking of the all the Farkers checking out your profile.


Nopenopenope, smells like Patriot.
 
2014-05-05 02:45:29 PM
 
2014-05-05 02:46:25 PM
Htmfail
 
2014-05-05 02:57:22 PM

Wellon Dowd: 1985's Bird Most Likely to Have A Go in an Aeorplane Loo

[i.imgur.com image 300x470]
[i.imgur.com image 440x768]


Thank you for that. I spent many hours in the late 80's early 90's with Sam running through my head
 
2014-05-05 03:03:28 PM

unfarkingbelievable: Pfffft!  Amateurs!

I'm 5'1, a former gymnast, and the dude was a linebacker for the New England Patriots (name withheld to protect the guilty). We made it work; it was quick and dirty. When I got back to my seat, my mother knew what I did. Good times, man.


Short and dirty. Just the way I like my women.
 
2014-05-05 03:09:18 PM

Starhawk: Nopenopenope, smells like Patriot.


I don't get the joke.  Please explain.  (seriously, I don't get it)
 
2014-05-05 03:12:52 PM
So Africanspotlight.com has a very interesting way of telling the story and getting clicks.

NSFW
 
2014-05-05 03:17:10 PM
So, what's the big deal about getting a little nookie in the lavatory?
 
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