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(TSN)   Can King Henrick continue to keep Sid the Kid off the score sheet in another back to back for the Rangers? Then it's back to Battle of California² Can Getzlaf and the Ducks solve the Kings of L.A. and Quick? Find out at 7:30 & 10:00ET   (tsn.ca ) divider line
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2014-05-05 08:45:42 AM  
Back to Back?...
imageshack.com
 
2014-05-05 08:50:11 AM  
Sid the Kid Scoreless.
Fleury repeat mastadon?
Tivo 24
 
2014-05-05 09:09:11 AM  
AND NOW!!  Canadian Club and White Castle Present!!

The Official Fark NHL Playoff Thread Checklist!!


1)Post 'shops, macros and images hyping your team.
2)Post 'shops, macros and images mocking your teams opponent
3)Cindy Criesby
4)WTF is up with these start times?
5)Oh God ________ is reffing tonight
6)Smug Detroit fans
7)Annoying Leafs fans
8)ITG Bruins Fans
9)Rioting Canucks fans
10)Arrogant Habs fans
11)Trolling for Penguins fans
12)__________ is strong in this advanced stat
13)__________ is weak in this advanced sat
14)Neither team has the edge in this advanced stat
15)This advanced stat is constantly overlooked
16)STFU about advanced stats
17)ICE GIRLS!!!!
18)Atlantic complaining
19)Giant, in depth post from desertgeek
20)Why is this guy in the lineup?
21)Why isn't this guy in the lineup?
22)Someone gives up mid-game and goes looking for beer
23)Someone comes back late and finds their team has tied/taken the lead
24)BONUS HOCKEY!
25)SOON.jpg
26)The nightly Don Cherry outfit image
27)The Docisms of Doc Emrick
28)In between periods/tv break NSFW links
29)toomuchman.jpg
30)Muting Pierre MacGuire
31)Active stick
32)TIED!(along with accompanying soft B&D pics)
33)(Goalies name here) says NO!
34)BOBOROVSKY!!!
 
2014-05-05 09:14:18 AM  
Ugh, back to normal weekday start times out west.  Oh well, weekend programming was nice while it lasted.  The ability to see an exciting game & still get a full night's sleep should not be lightly scoffed at.  Whatever the time though, if the Ducks can keep up the pressure like they did the other night, well, Quick can't stand on his head forever (showing up for all three periods would be a nice thing too...).

13 hours to be productive & perhaps get a nap.... that's doable.
 
2014-05-05 10:13:13 AM  
Waiting for Crosby to break down at center ice kicking and screaming how it's "not fair!"
 
2014-05-05 10:22:39 AM  

Publikwerks: Sid the Kid Scoreless.
Fleury repeat mastadon?
Tivo 24

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media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com
Go Not Pingus!

downloads.kings.nhl.com
Go LA Ice Crew!
 
2014-05-05 10:28:23 AM  

Publikwerks: Sid the Kid Scoreless.
Fleury repeat mastadon?
Tivo 24


forgot to add

reactiongifs.me
 
2014-05-05 10:32:47 AM  

WhiskeySticks: Waiting for Crosby to break down at center ice kicking and screaming how it's "not fair!"


As long as the Pens are winning I doubt he cares.
 
2014-05-05 10:40:02 AM  
Anything involving the Pens is a great excuse to post the best action film sequence of all time.
 
2014-05-05 10:55:07 AM  

ds_4815: Anything involving the Pens is a great excuse to post the best action film sequence of all time.


Back from Cooke's days as a Penguin?  At least NOW I understand how he got cleaned up before heading to Minnesota...

/the last machine was a dish washer for those who haven't been in a commercial kitchen
 
2014-05-05 11:10:25 AM  
Hurricanes have fired head coach Kirk Muller.
 
2014-05-05 11:35:47 AM  
img.fark.net

Stand down - the dog have been located.
 
2014-05-05 11:58:10 AM  

Publikwerks: [img.fark.net image 512x192]

Stand down - the dog have been located.


He tried to block the gate but they skipped around him.
 
2014-05-05 12:00:31 PM  

WhiskeySticks: Waiting for Crosby to break down at center ice kicking and screaming how it's "not fair!"


i1348.photobucket.com
 
2014-05-05 12:05:38 PM  
NHL 15 was announced today

Link
 
2014-05-05 12:06:48 PM  

Primitive Screwhead: Publikwerks: [img.fark.net image 512x192]

Stand down - the dog have been located.

He tried to block the gate but they skipped around him.


They shot out right through his 5 hole...

/Go Labs, Go was mine but it looks like it was redlit.... - sigh, ah well
 
2014-05-05 12:37:12 PM  
Oh., and our long national nightmare is over.

Her name is Phoebe Bridgers.

/Her YouTube
//Her Tumblr
 
2014-05-05 01:31:05 PM  

WhiskeySticks: Waiting for Crosby to break down at center ice kicking and screaming how it's "not fair!"


img.photobucket.com

Your argument is invalid.
 
2014-05-05 01:48:21 PM  

bluorangefyre: WhiskeySticks: Waiting for Crosby to break down at center ice kicking and screaming how it's "not fair!"

[img.photobucket.com image 550x445]

Your argument is invalid.


Still doesn't change the fact he been invisible in the playoffs.  Maybe he can trade those medals for a goal.
 
2014-05-05 01:54:10 PM  

bluorangefyre: WhiskeySticks: Waiting for Crosby to break down at center ice kicking and screaming how it's "not fair!"

[img.photobucket.com image 550x445]

Your argument is invalid.


Yes, because a current player thriving on past accomplishments is one way to validate his current poor performance.

You're not a Leafs fan by any chance, are you?

collectionofawesome.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-05-05 02:37:21 PM  
Q: How do Leafs fans change a lightbulb?

A:  They don't. They just sit in the dark and talk about how great the old one was.

/Could be Habs fans, too!
 
2014-05-05 02:58:38 PM  
Go Rags and giant sinkhole under Honda Center!
 
2014-05-05 03:32:54 PM  
Crosby's goal-less playoffs ends tonight.

I have predicted it.

No, I haven't been drinking...

/yet
 
2014-05-05 03:34:45 PM  

Rev.K: Crosby's goal-less playoffs ends tonight.

I have predicted it.

No, I haven't been drinking...

/yet


Own Goal?
 
2014-05-05 03:36:15 PM  

Publikwerks: Own Goal?


Note I didn't specify...
 
2014-05-05 03:37:11 PM  

Rev.K: Crosby's goal-less playoffs ends tonight.

I have predicted it.

No, I haven't been drinking...

/yet


As long as the puck hits his face and ricochets into the net, I'm ok with that.
 
2014-05-05 03:41:07 PM  

andychrist420: bluorangefyre: WhiskeySticks: Waiting for Crosby to break down at center ice kicking and screaming how it's "not fair!"

[img.photobucket.com image 550x445]

Your argument is invalid.

Still doesn't change the fact he been invisible in the playoffs.  Maybe he can trade those medals for a goal.


I wouldn't say invisible. He's got six assists and Columbus devised their entire game plan / line changes around making sure Dubinsky was on Crosby's ass the whole time. If you spent all your time making sure that you shut down one guy, somebody else -- say Paul Martin -- might start becoming wide open. I'd agree that he's not having his greatest playoff year, but I wouldn't say he's a been a complete non-factor just because he hasn't scored a goal yet.

You wouldn't see Crosby just do something like this:
 
2014-05-05 03:41:42 PM  
24.media.tumblr.com

Throw away my image.... I'll show you....
 
2014-05-05 03:45:03 PM  

Donnchadha: You wouldn't see Crosby just do something like this:


Totally agreed.
 
2014-05-05 04:06:55 PM  

Donnchadha: [24.media.tumblr.com image 361x250]

Throw away my image.... I'll show you....


I love that gif.  And fair point, he has scored points.  But unless the Pens win the cup, he's gonna be the goat.  And it's not the first time he's disappeared in the playoffs.  Come to think of it, he should play for the Sharks.
 
2014-05-05 04:11:22 PM  

andychrist420: bluorangefyre: WhiskeySticks: Waiting for Crosby to break down at center ice kicking and screaming how it's "not fair!"

[img.photobucket.com image 550x445]

Your argument is invalid.

Still doesn't change the fact he been invisible in the playoffs.  Maybe he can trade those medals for a goal.

On what earth is 6 assists invisible? Doy.
 
2014-05-05 04:17:04 PM  

ontariolightning: andychrist420: bluorangefyre: WhiskeySticks: Waiting for Crosby to break down at center ice kicking and screaming how it's "not fair!"

[img.photobucket.com image 550x445]

Your argument is invalid.

Still doesn't change the fact he been invisible in the playoffs.  Maybe he can trade those medals for a goal.
On what earth is 6 assists invisible? Doy.


oh shut up. Toews had 3 goals and 11 assists in 24 games last year and f they didn't win the cup last year you people wouldn't be blaming Toews.

The fact is you idiots have an irrational hatred for Crosby and its pointless. All it does is prove that he's the best in the world and that you wish you had him on your team.
 
2014-05-05 04:19:17 PM  
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-05-05 04:20:27 PM  

ontariolightning: andychrist420: bluorangefyre: WhiskeySticks: Waiting for Crosby to break down at center ice kicking and screaming how it's "not fair!"

[img.photobucket.com image 550x445]

Your argument is invalid.

Still doesn't change the fact he been invisible in the playoffs.  Maybe he can trade those medals for a goal.
On what earth is 6 assists invisible? Doy.


Yes, 6 assists in 7 games is exactly the kind of production you expect out of your franchise player.
 
2014-05-05 04:22:12 PM  

ontariolightning: ontariolightning: andychrist420: bluorangefyre: WhiskeySticks: Waiting for Crosby to break down at center ice kicking and screaming how it's "not fair!"

[img.photobucket.com image 550x445]

Your argument is invalid.

Still doesn't change the fact he been invisible in the playoffs.  Maybe he can trade those medals for a goal.
On what earth is 6 assists invisible? Doy.

oh shut up. Toews had 3 goals and 11 assists in 24 games last year and f they didn't win the cup last year you people wouldn't be blaming Toews.

The fact is you idiots have an irrational hatred for Crosby and its pointless. All it does is prove that he's the best in the world and that you wish you had him on your team.


Let it go.  He still won't sleep with you.
 
2014-05-05 04:28:32 PM  

ontariolightning: ontariolightning: andychrist420: bluorangefyre: WhiskeySticks: Waiting for Crosby to break down at center ice kicking and screaming how it's "not fair!"

[img.photobucket.com image 550x445]

Your argument is invalid.

Still doesn't change the fact he been invisible in the playoffs.  Maybe he can trade those medals for a goal.
On what earth is 6 assists invisible? Doy.

oh shut up. Toews had 3 goals and 11 assists in 24 games last year and f they didn't win the cup last year you people wouldn't be blaming Toews.

The fact is you idiots have an irrational hatred for Crosby and its pointless. All it does is prove that he's the best in the world and that you wish you had him on your team.


You forget to log out of your troll account before replying to yourself there?
 
2014-05-05 04:41:07 PM  

Donnchadha: You forget to log out of your troll account before replying to yourself there?


So it would appear.
 
2014-05-05 04:49:52 PM  

2wolves: Donnchadha: You forget to log out of your troll account before replying to yourself there?

So it would appear.


Or not. I only have one account.
 
2014-05-05 04:58:38 PM  

2wolves: Donnchadha: You forget to log out of your troll account before replying to yourself there?

So it would appear.


the secret to not getting banned is to not quote someone when you call them a name or insult them
 
2014-05-05 05:06:45 PM  

ontariolightning: 2wolves: Donnchadha: You forget to log out of your troll account before replying to yourself there?

So it would appear.

the secret to not getting banned is to not quote someone when you call them a name or insult them


Uh oh guys.  OL is gonna go tell the teacher on us.
 
2014-05-05 05:15:24 PM  
Id be OK if Crosby started making some goals here and there. In case Fleury forgets how to goalie again.
 
2014-05-05 06:02:37 PM  
The secret is not to be a douche canoe.
 
2014-05-05 06:30:20 PM  
Gonna be tough to make it through tonight's games. Head and chest cold kicking my ass.

Must resist NyQuil.

That being said, come on bonus hockey.
 
2014-05-05 06:39:59 PM  

2wolves: The secret is not to be a douche canoe.


Then don't insult one of the best players in the game
 
2014-05-05 06:41:01 PM  
You don't have to like crosby but saying hes not that good is bullshiat.
 
2014-05-05 06:51:26 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-05-05 06:51:50 PM  
Ready for some hockey, eh?

3.cdn.nhle.com
 
2014-05-05 06:53:56 PM  

dietbubba: Gonna be tough to make it through tonight's games. Head and chest cold kicking my ass.

Must resist NyQuil.

That being said, come on bonus hockey.


I just tried the Zicam swabs last week (someone gave them to me). Holy shiat. No drowsiness at all and felt like a million bucks the next day.
 
2014-05-05 06:54:40 PM  

dietbubba: Gonna be tough to make it through tonight's games. Head and chest cold kicking my ass.

Must resist NyQuil.

That being said, come on bonus hockey.


Drink through it.

Colds can't bother you if you're too drunk to care.
 
2014-05-05 06:57:36 PM  

dietbubba: Gonna be tough to make it through tonight's games. Head and chest cold kicking my ass.

Must resist NyQuil.

That being said, come on bonus hockey.


I recommend finding a BBQ joint with Jerk Beef. It'll be so delicious and spicy and warm going down that when you poop fire for the next two days you won't care that you're sick, just that your colon has decided it hates you with every millimeter of it's being.

/nttawwt
 
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