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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)   Police officer pulls over man for alleged drunk driving. The driver then asks the cop to hold his beer while he looks for his license   (ajc.com) divider line 25
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2014-05-05 12:13:46 PM
It helps to have a police/press badge in your wallet when he calms down enough to ask for your license. I had one of these - but I also had a can of Budweiser in my hand. Until that moment, I was unaware that I was holding it. I had felt totally on top of the situation ... but when I looked down and saw that little red/silver evidence-bomb in my hand, I knew I was farked. ....

/rip hst
 
2014-05-05 04:26:07 PM
Open container does not equal driving under the influence/ drunk driving.

/it is all a money grab anyway
 
2014-05-05 07:51:44 PM
Did he also say, "Watch this!"?
 
2014-05-05 07:55:01 PM

K3rmy: Open container does not equal driving under the influence/ drunk driving.

/it is all a money grab anyway


No kidding!  The last time a cop pulled me over for suspected 'drink driving' I had to pay out like almost five grand to make him go away.  It was blackmail pure, farkin pigs.
 
2014-05-05 07:55:37 PM
I deny all wrongdoing
 
2014-05-05 08:01:28 PM
This reminds me of my favorite Cops episode, where an individual refuses to admit possessing weed while heavily intoxicated, in a very polite manner, while having a joint tucked behind his ear.
 
2014-05-05 08:04:41 PM
He doesn't look very happy.
 
2014-05-05 08:05:40 PM
Those drunks, always a riot!

Beer sh*ts are always hilarious in a holding cell, with a stainless steel toilet and 1/3 of a roll of toilet paper for your pleasure.
 
2014-05-05 08:08:22 PM

K3rmy: Open container does not equal driving under the influence/ drunk driving.

/it is all a money grab anyway


He was, however, driving drunk. You're also not supposed to have an open container anyway, so there was a charge to be made even if he was sober
 
2014-05-05 08:09:15 PM

Princess Poo Hands: Those drunks, always a riot!

Beer sh*ts are always hilarious in a holding cell, with a stainless steel toilet and 1/3 of a roll of toilet paper for your pleasure.


Your handle really ties the comment together.
 
2014-05-05 08:10:11 PM

K3rmy: Open container does not equal driving under the influence/ drunk driving.

/it is all a money grab anyway


No, but hitting the officer's car and not stopping kind makes you suspect.
 
2014-05-05 08:12:32 PM

zarker: K3rmy: Open container does not equal driving under the influence/ drunk driving.

/it is all a money grab anyway

He was, however, driving drunk. You're also not supposed to have an open container anyway, so there was a charge to be made even if he was sober


Correct.

"Oh, hey, officer! This beer is from this afternoon. I did not want to put it in a trash can, as I like to recycle, so I put it, still half full, in my cup holder here inside my 1987 Dodge Dart. I was not drinking it. It's piss warm! What kind of a fool do you think I am?! Pshaw."
 
2014-05-05 08:22:30 PM
That guy is my hero.
 
2014-05-05 08:23:22 PM

BumpInTheNight: Princess Poo Hands: Those drunks, always a riot!

Beer sh*ts are always hilarious in a holding cell, with a stainless steel toilet and 1/3 of a roll of toilet paper for your pleasure.

Your handle really ties the comment together.


+1
 
2014-05-05 08:34:14 PM

Wook: BumpInTheNight: Princess Poo Hands: Those drunks, always a riot!

Beer sh*ts are always hilarious in a holding cell, with a stainless steel toilet and 1/3 of a roll of toilet paper for your pleasure.

Your handle really ties the comment together.

+1


If you saw what I had BITN fark'ied as, his comment would make a LOT more sense. Maybe.
 
2014-05-05 08:42:11 PM
He should get a car with a cup holder.
 
2014-05-05 08:44:26 PM
I wish I had a beer right now, for me to hold. Beer beer beer. When you say it enough times it just starts to sound and look weird. Like beer. Bere. Bier. Beeewr. Beeore. Biore. Burrrrr.
 
2014-05-05 08:59:58 PM
 
2014-05-05 09:05:17 PM

Drew: I deny all wrongdoing


Yeah, you couldn't drive with a beer in each hand
 
2014-05-05 09:08:16 PM

MrHappyRotter: I wish I had a beer right now, for me to hold. Beer beer beer. When you say it enough times it just starts to sound and look weird. Like beer. Bere. Bier. Beeewr. Beeore. Biore. Burrrrr.

Beam
 
2014-05-05 10:39:25 PM

Princess Poo Hands: "Oh, hey, officer! This beer is from this afternoon. I did not want to put it in a trash can, as I like to recycle, so I put it, still half full, in my cup holder here inside my 1987 Dodge Dart. I was not drinking it. It's piss warm! What kind of a fool do you think I am?! Pshaw."


Cop: "You're clearly lying! Dodge didn't produce the Dart in 1987!"
 
2014-05-06 12:43:42 AM
A guy I knew in college had an old VW Beetle, the old kind with the front trunk. His had a broken latch so the trunk couldn't be opened; it also had a hole in the glove compartment that conveniently led into that trunk. So whenever he was pulled over for anything (which happened often enough, being in college), he would just pitch the beer he was usually holding through the hole into the trunk while fishing for his registration. And since the trunk couldn't be opened, there was no evidence.

Of course, the thing couldn't be approached during the summer, but, well....
 
2014-05-06 02:22:12 AM
Back in the 80's, my dad lived in a small town in Louisiana, and one day the local sheriff told him "I like it that you wave hi to me when we drive past each other, I just wish you wouldn't do it with the hand holding your beer." Only in a small town.
 
2014-05-06 06:09:01 AM
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2014-05-06 04:54:16 PM
My brother was an MP in the Marine Corps and he use to hear about a lot of interesting stories when picking guys up at the local police station that were arrested while off the base. One guy had been arrested for drunk driving. He was so intoxicated that when the cop had asked him 'why did you think you could drive like this?' his response was, 'Well, I certainly couldn't walk like this' .
 
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