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(New York Daily News)   D.C. strip club evacuated after building collapse. All those poor politicians and nursing students   (nydailynews.com) divider line 12
    More: Sad, D.C. Strip Club, nursing student, NBC Washington, structural failure  
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3052 clicks; posted to Main » on 05 May 2014 at 9:33 AM (38 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-05-05 11:09:56 AM  
3 votes:

ongbok: Resident Muslim: DROxINxTHExWIND: How do you explain coming home in the middle of the day covered in asbestos and glitter?

Ok. That was funny.


/"uh...huney....I was in this freak accident where I rescued this real life vampire..."
//best I could do.

It would probably start off like this

"Honey, it was the damnedest thing."


"I was looking at a bunch of cracks in a building."
2014-05-05 09:35:59 AM  
3 votes:

kvinesknows: SmackLT: I've heard the jokes, but I've also known some actual, real life nursing students. They don't have time or energy to work at a strip club. They don't walk around in lingerie, either. Their hair is pulled back out of the way, they look tired all the time, and they wear a stethoscope, scrubs, white stockings, nipple pasties with red crosses on them and 5" heels.

I will be in my bunk


Im back
2014-05-05 09:49:13 AM  
2 votes:
How do you explain coming home in the middle of the day covered in asbestos and glitter?
2014-05-05 09:47:51 AM  
2 votes:
I tried to tell them, "don't move that, it's a load-bearing pole." But did they listen? Nooooo.
2014-05-05 08:57:26 AM  
2 votes:
I've heard the jokes, but I've also known some actual, real life nursing students. They don't have time or energy to work at a strip club. They don't walk around in lingerie, either. Their hair is pulled back out of the way, they look tired all the time, and they wear a stethoscope, scrubs, white stockings, nipple pasties with red crosses on them and 5" heels.
2014-05-05 12:53:43 PM  
1 votes:
The top floors of a whorehouse cave in? I guess that's one way to cut down on the farking overhead...
2014-05-05 11:51:39 AM  
1 votes:
You would have thought all those poles would have provided more structural support.
2014-05-05 11:12:34 AM  
1 votes:
The glitter I can explain. It's smelling like cheap perfume and vagina that's a bit akward.

Glitter? Oh the secretaries asked me to help hang up a home made poster for some bake sale they're having.  I guess that dickweed Johnson who's always stealing my ideas...his kid's got ass cancer or something...what's for dinner?
2014-05-05 10:00:34 AM  
1 votes:

SmackLT: I've heard the jokes, but I've also known some actual, real life nursing students. They don't have time or energy to work at a strip club. They don't walk around in lingerie, either. Their hair is pulled back out of the way, they look tired all the time, and they wear a stethoscope, scrubs, white stockings, nipple pasties with red crosses on them and 5" heels.


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You mean they don't all look like this?
2014-05-05 09:48:29 AM  
1 votes:
Must have killed business when the lunch crowd got to see the strippers in full daylight.
2014-05-05 09:39:20 AM  
1 votes:
Wow, even the building strips.
2014-05-05 09:38:00 AM  
1 votes:

kvinesknows: Im back


What took you so long, are you an olympian or something?
 
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