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(New York Daily News)   D.C. strip club evacuated after building collapse. All those poor politicians and nursing students   (nydailynews.com) divider line 28
    More: Sad, D.C. Strip Club, nursing student, NBC Washington, structural failure  
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2014-05-05 08:57:26 AM  
I've heard the jokes, but I've also known some actual, real life nursing students. They don't have time or energy to work at a strip club. They don't walk around in lingerie, either. Their hair is pulled back out of the way, they look tired all the time, and they wear a stethoscope, scrubs, white stockings, nipple pasties with red crosses on them and 5" heels.
 
2014-05-05 09:12:30 AM  
That's the day crew, the only nursing the day crew is doing is nursing the bar flies.
 
2014-05-05 09:35:23 AM  

SmackLT: I've heard the jokes, but I've also known some actual, real life nursing students. They don't have time or energy to work at a strip club. They don't walk around in lingerie, either. Their hair is pulled back out of the way, they look tired all the time, and they wear a stethoscope, scrubs, white stockings, nipple pasties with red crosses on them and 5" heels.


I will be in my bunk
 
2014-05-05 09:35:59 AM  

kvinesknows: SmackLT: I've heard the jokes, but I've also known some actual, real life nursing students. They don't have time or energy to work at a strip club. They don't walk around in lingerie, either. Their hair is pulled back out of the way, they look tired all the time, and they wear a stethoscope, scrubs, white stockings, nipple pasties with red crosses on them and 5" heels.

I will be in my bunk


Im back
 
2014-05-05 09:38:00 AM  

kvinesknows: Im back


What took you so long, are you an olympian or something?
 
2014-05-05 09:39:20 AM  
Wow, even the building strips.
 
2014-05-05 09:47:51 AM  
I tried to tell them, "don't move that, it's a load-bearing pole." But did they listen? Nooooo.
 
2014-05-05 09:48:29 AM  
Must have killed business when the lunch crowd got to see the strippers in full daylight.
 
2014-05-05 09:49:13 AM  
How do you explain coming home in the middle of the day covered in asbestos and glitter?
 
2014-05-05 09:51:24 AM  

DROxINxTHExWIND: How do you explain coming home in the middle of the day covered in asbestos and glitter?


The same way you explain coming home in the middle of the day with a shiat stain on the front of your shirt and lipstick on your collar.
 
2014-05-05 09:53:53 AM  
Must have been Obama's fault. Issa's hearings to start right away.
 
2014-05-05 10:00:34 AM  

SmackLT: I've heard the jokes, but I've also known some actual, real life nursing students. They don't have time or energy to work at a strip club. They don't walk around in lingerie, either. Their hair is pulled back out of the way, they look tired all the time, and they wear a stethoscope, scrubs, white stockings, nipple pasties with red crosses on them and 5" heels.


img.fark.net

You mean they don't all look like this?
 
2014-05-05 10:07:16 AM  
Damnit. There go my lunch plans.
 
2014-05-05 10:27:48 AM  

DROxINxTHExWIND: How do you explain coming home in the middle of the day covered in asbestos and glitter?


Are we going to have this conversation over EVERY Monday lunch?
 
2014-05-05 10:27:49 AM  

DROxINxTHExWIND: How do you explain coming home in the middle of the day covered in asbestos and glitter?


Ok. That was funny.


/"uh...huney....I was in this freak accident where I rescued this real life vampire..."
//best I could do.
 
2014-05-05 10:29:27 AM  

Resident Muslim: DROxINxTHExWIND: How do you explain coming home in the middle of the day covered in asbestos and glitter?

Ok. That was funny.


/"uh...huney....I was in this freak accident where I rescued this real life vampire..."
//best I could do.


It would probably start off like this

"Honey, it was the damnedest thing."
 
2014-05-05 11:09:56 AM  

ongbok: Resident Muslim: DROxINxTHExWIND: How do you explain coming home in the middle of the day covered in asbestos and glitter?

Ok. That was funny.


/"uh...huney....I was in this freak accident where I rescued this real life vampire..."
//best I could do.

It would probably start off like this

"Honey, it was the damnedest thing."


"I was looking at a bunch of cracks in a building."
 
2014-05-05 11:12:34 AM  
The glitter I can explain. It's smelling like cheap perfume and vagina that's a bit akward.

Glitter? Oh the secretaries asked me to help hang up a home made poster for some bake sale they're having.  I guess that dickweed Johnson who's always stealing my ideas...his kid's got ass cancer or something...what's for dinner?
 
2014-05-05 11:22:36 AM  
I think I saw this one.  Sasha Grey, right?
 
2014-05-05 11:37:28 AM  
bookmark not a skidmark
 
2014-05-05 11:51:39 AM  
You would have thought all those poles would have provided more structural support.
 
2014-05-05 12:22:40 PM  
Don't knock the day crew. Ugly strippers try harder!
 
2014-05-05 12:53:43 PM  
The top floors of a whorehouse cave in? I guess that's one way to cut down on the farking overhead...
 
2014-05-05 02:47:09 PM  
Well, in the interim until the building is rebuilt, I think they should have no problem pitching a tent.
 
2014-05-05 02:55:06 PM  
Hide your daughters. Family values Republicans are lose on the streets.
 
2014-05-05 04:25:14 PM  

stuffy: Hide your daughters. Family values Republicans are lose on the streets.


Not that much of a problem as I though most "Family Value Republicans" liked the sons more than the daughters.
 
2014-05-06 12:25:23 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: SmackLT: I've heard the jokes, but I've also known some actual, real life nursing students. They don't have time or energy to work at a strip club. They don't walk around in lingerie, either. Their hair is pulled back out of the way, they look tired all the time, and they wear a stethoscope, scrubs, white stockings, nipple pasties with red crosses on them and 5" heels.

[img.fark.net image 850x531]

You mean they don't all look like this?


lady boy doing a good job with the tuck?

Actually, I thought it was psychology majors and not nursing students
 
2014-05-06 01:04:18 AM  
Huh. I wondered what happened down there with the road blocked off. I figured it was a homicide.
 
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