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(Gizmodo)   The vampires were right folks: Young blood is the key to eternal youth   (sploid.gizmodo.com) divider line 11
    More: Interesting, Nature Medicine, Harvard Medical School, vampires, aging brain, youths  
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5433 clicks; posted to Main » on 05 May 2014 at 2:27 AM (33 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-05-05 03:53:15 AM  
4 votes:

LesterB: lokis_mentor: Ivo Shandor: Simpsons did it.
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So did south park

Norman Spinead was before either of them.

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Elizabeth Bathory laughs upon your shenanigans.
2014-05-05 12:04:11 AM  
4 votes:
Simpsons did it.
i.imgur.com
2014-05-05 02:30:19 AM  
3 votes:

Ivo Shandor: Simpsons did it.
[i.imgur.com image 220x140]


So did south park

img.fark.net
2014-05-05 01:29:02 AM  
3 votes:
img.fark.net
What a Youngblood might look like
2014-05-05 09:01:07 AM  
2 votes:
So, American women have been doing it all wrong by sucking the blood of their husbands?
2014-05-05 02:53:41 AM  
2 votes:
www.american-buddha.com
2014-05-05 02:37:39 AM  
2 votes:
This is EXACTLY why I had about 40 pints of my own blood taken over a period of a couple years in my early 20s and saved. I'm going to outlive all of you.
2014-05-05 05:31:27 AM  
1 votes:
Doesn't Keith Richards do this regularly in a Swiss clinic? Complete oil change.
2014-05-05 03:28:23 AM  
1 votes:
Looks like the rich will be feasting on the blood of infants here pretty soon.

I, for one, welcome our new current vampiric overlords. I would also like to remind them that as a Fark poster, I am a bitter pasty-faced darkness dwelling manthing unfit for consumption.
2014-05-05 02:47:07 AM  
1 votes:

enthralledgeishagirl: [img.fark.net image 430x296]
What a Youngblood might look like


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2014-05-05 02:00:26 AM  
1 votes:
Duh, any cougar will tell you this. Fountain of youth, etc.

/rawwr
 
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