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(Carl Sagan Portal)   "Cosmos: A Spacetime Odyssey" episode 9 discussion thread and drinking game. 9PM Eastern on Fox   (carlsagan.com) divider line 53
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2014-05-04 09:49:46 PM  
3 votes:
They were just trying to get their Berings Strait.
2014-05-04 09:38:20 PM  
3 votes:
thebrokenrack.com
What the Marinara Trench might look like.
2014-05-04 09:19:07 PM  
3 votes:
Wait, evolutionists told me that I came from apes. Now they tell me that I came from a rat. They cannot make up their mind. Therefore, Biblical creationism is true.
2014-05-04 09:10:34 PM  
3 votes:
Aziz light!
2014-05-05 09:21:28 AM  
2 votes:

IronTom: You would think the other sides of the Earth would bump into each other, squeezing out the Pacific.


Yeah, if something like that were happening it would cause earthquakes in Japan and volcanic eruptions in the Pacific Northwest.  You'd think we would notice it.
2014-05-04 09:49:42 PM  
2 votes:
this idiot doesn't know that indians are descended from the lost tribes of israel?
2014-05-04 09:49:20 PM  
2 votes:

Adolf Oliver Nipples: Dimensio: Could not Adam Sandler make even more money by asking people to pay him to not make movies?

If only there were a way for you to avoid seeing them.


I'm with him - Adam Sandler movies are like ebola; I don't have to worry about it, but I'm sad at what it does to fellow humans
2014-05-04 09:44:35 PM  
2 votes:
Could not Adam Sandler make even more money by asking people to pay him to not make movies?
2014-05-04 09:39:37 PM  
2 votes:

SquiggsIN: Pat Robertson will release a stern statement regarding how god DOES cause earthquakes/tsunamis/etc when he's angry with us puny humans.


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Puny God.
2014-05-04 09:27:51 PM  
2 votes:

picodenico: mmmm bathymetry makes me hot....


Talk Nerdy to me!!
2014-05-04 09:22:33 PM  
2 votes:
you know who else was a wounded world war 1 vet?
2014-05-04 09:16:52 PM  
2 votes:
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2014-05-04 09:12:44 PM  
2 votes:
My wife knows all about poison gas
2014-05-04 09:09:24 PM  
2 votes:
The creationists have now labeled a beach in Nova Scotia evil, not that they know where the fark Nova Scotia is
2014-05-04 09:07:10 PM  
2 votes:
6 Minutes in, and creationists are crying foul!!
2014-05-04 08:43:04 PM  
2 votes:
I hope tonight he tells us how to fold fitted sheets. F*ckers always end up round and wrinkled.
2014-05-04 10:01:29 PM  
1 votes:
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I thought that the true story of the greatest scientist had already been told.
2014-05-04 09:59:51 PM  
1 votes:
Tesla?!?!
2014-05-04 09:57:15 PM  
1 votes:

SquiggsIN: Adolf Oliver Nipples: solar isn't yet efficient enough for our needs

that's a false narrative brought to you buy the coal/oil/gas industry.


You're right. Thus far you have known it all. Go forth and make a mint, you expert, you unquestioned genius, you.
2014-05-04 09:55:52 PM  
1 votes:

SquiggsIN: Pat Robertson will release a stern statement regarding how god DOES cause earthquakes/tsunamis/etc when he's angry with us puny humans.


Then his church must suck, because my pastor just gave a sermon this morning about how God doesn't cause natural disasters.

"And, behold, the LORD passed by, and a great and strong wind rent the mountains, and broke in pieces the rocks before the LORD; but the LORD was not in the wind; and after the wind an earthquake; but the LORD was not in the earthquake; and after the earthquake a fire; but the LORD was not in the fire; and after the fire a still small voice.  And it was so, when Elijah heard it, that he wrapped his face in his mantle, and went out, and stood in the entrance of the cave. And, behold, there came a voice unto him, and said: 'What doest thou here, Elijah?'  "
2014-05-04 09:52:31 PM  
1 votes:
How dare he encourage solar power?  The Oklahoma Legislature is gonna be pissed!!
2014-05-04 09:45:03 PM  
1 votes:
Smart advertising an Adam Sandler movie during Cosmos. I suspect a ton of Creationists are watching. Good to hit their target market.
2014-05-04 09:42:27 PM  
1 votes:
cdn.themetapicture.com
2014-05-04 09:39:44 PM  
1 votes:
Surely the dinosaurs sinned, right?
2014-05-04 09:39:39 PM  
1 votes:

ArgusRun: SquiggsIN: ArgusRun: But I acknowledge there is an experience or state called faith that other people have that I have never experienced.

and that is biology, not the supernatural.  it is an emotional response that your body translates into a feeling and religion has co-opted it as the "holy spirit".  it's just biology.

I think you are right, but that doesn't make it any more real or important because of it.   Look love is just a biological response.  Oxytocin, pair bonding, etc.  And yet human society is so much more than a simple breeding colony.

Knowing love is simply a biological function like faith doesn't make it any more real or powerful.


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2014-05-04 09:37:15 PM  
1 votes:

ArgusRun: Though he's filming from the NY side.


Even back then nobody wanted to be in New Jersey. Nothing has changed.
2014-05-04 09:36:44 PM  
1 votes:
Earthquakes from nature. Oh boy. the creationists are going to be pissed. Of course if you do not understand logic and reason it is hard to have a solid debate.
2014-05-04 09:34:18 PM  
1 votes:
Poor little guy, having to live in Newark.
2014-05-04 09:33:32 PM  
1 votes:
Earthquakes aren't caused by someone's misbehavior and punishment.

Oh, my.
2014-05-04 09:33:19 PM  
1 votes:
Now Dr. Tyson is claiming that earthquakes do not occur because God is upset with homosexuals being "married".

This show becomes more anti-Christian with each episode.
2014-05-04 09:31:48 PM  
1 votes:

radiovox: Mariana's Trench is deep. Just like your mom


Who is Mariana?
2014-05-04 09:30:16 PM  
1 votes:
OMG!! I just spotted MH370!!
2014-05-04 09:27:07 PM  
1 votes:

radiovox: BeerBear: radiovox: I should be in bed. I'm still drunk and hungover from Derby Day.

lightweight :p

*still drinking*

Oh yeah? Well screw YOU! I've already had 3 liver transplants!


THIS MONTH!
2014-05-04 09:25:34 PM  
1 votes:

stirfrybry: picodenico: F*CK YEAH WEGENER!!!

Wegener, please!


I bet they called it "Continental Derp" behind his back.
2014-05-04 09:25:03 PM  
1 votes:

Flying Lasagna Monster: you know who else was a wounded world war 1 vet?


www.nndb.com
2014-05-04 09:23:53 PM  
1 votes:

picodenico: F*CK YEAH WEGENER!!!


When I was studying at Penn State, we were asked which was older.  Joe Paterno, or Wegener's theory of Continental Drift.

WE were ALL surprised when we heard it was Paterno.

/No jokes please, just a CSB
2014-05-04 09:23:11 PM  
1 votes:
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2014-05-04 09:23:02 PM  
1 votes:
Well he's no Randy Marsh
2014-05-04 09:17:42 PM  
1 votes:

crypticsatellite: SquiggsIN: crypticsatellite: Great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great Grandpa was a cute fuzzy little guy.

I think you missed a few thousand greats  :D

Hahahahha, yup.


I think you mean "all those begats". That was last episode.
2014-05-04 09:14:31 PM  
1 votes:
I can taste the creationist outrage from here from that last segment.  And it's delicious.
2014-05-04 09:13:49 PM  
1 votes:
Great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great Grandpa was a cute fuzzy little guy.
2014-05-04 09:12:36 PM  
1 votes:
Just dead dinosaurs and fossles.  No dinosaur animations.
12 Minutes in, and Dinosaronists are crying foul!!
2014-05-04 09:12:09 PM  
1 votes:
What a coincidence. I just released some methane myself.
2014-05-04 09:10:54 PM  
1 votes:
Dr. Tyson is now impugning the credibility of our valuable coal industry.
2014-05-04 09:06:21 PM  
1 votes:
Ha! Hundreds of billions. Kegger!
2014-05-04 09:03:35 PM  
1 votes:
as, so is this the NOPE! episode, then?
2014-05-04 09:02:46 PM  
1 votes:
NO SPIDERS!!!!!

/Series of Tubes
//Early Internet??
2014-05-04 09:01:47 PM  
1 votes:

SquiggsIN: Estimated time until the first fact that makes creationist views implode?

2 minutes?  6 minutes?


3 seconds.  Plate tectonics FTW.
2014-05-04 09:01:26 PM  
1 votes:
GONDWANALAND!!!
2014-05-04 08:52:04 PM  
1 votes:

MountainClimber: Creationist outrage to premiere at 10PM


Premiere? It's been around for centuries.
2014-05-04 08:51:26 PM  
1 votes:
Creationist outrage to premiere at 10PM
2014-05-04 08:42:09 PM  
1 votes:
And we're green.
37.media.tumblr.com
We have lift off...
2014-05-04 07:41:47 PM  
1 votes:

jchic: What if you're already drunk?


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