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(Liverpool Echo)   Burglars "perfectly planned but poorly executed" crime goes wrong when they fail to consider they are robbing a store right next to a crowded beer garden. The sledgehammer they threw at the cops didn't help things either   (liverpoolecho.co.uk ) divider line
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2014-05-04 09:35:59 PM  
Betws-y-Coed

What's all this about busty coeds?
 
2014-05-05 12:13:32 AM  
Throwing a sledgehammer at a cop car will only make it angrier.
 
2014-05-05 12:27:06 AM  
Throwing sledgehammers? Who do they think they are, HHH?
 
2014-05-05 12:33:21 AM  
I've kicked the habit
shed my skin
this is the new stuff
I go dancing in, we go dancing in
 
2014-05-05 12:46:56 AM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-05-05 12:56:56 AM  
Actually... If you are the only activity in a neighborhood at night, the patrol car might notice you. Robbing the place next to the nightspot is verging on clever.
 
2014-05-05 12:58:28 AM  
I'm going to be-the sledgehammer
This can be my testimony
I'm your sledgehammer
Let there be no doubt about it
Sledge sledge sledgehammer


Stop, Hammer time!


there is a joke in there somewhere. to tired to figure it out.
 
2014-05-05 01:05:39 AM  
Only a few more sledgehammer jokes to go...
 
2014-05-05 01:07:52 AM  
Dryer are possibly daring, bordering on insane, depending on the age of that Landrover.
 
2014-05-05 01:46:57 AM  

wildcardjack: Actually... If you are the only activity in a neighborhood at night, the patrol car might notice you. Robbing the place next to the nightspot is verging on clever.


that was my thought
/drtfa
 
2014-05-05 02:03:05 AM  
The shop was filling up with smoke because the premises were fitted with a device to fill the building with smoke if the alarm was activated.

WTF?
Wouldn't that kinda be illegal?
I would think it to cause all kinds of reactions from fire, emt, and whatnot

And why make a big deal of 100mph in Britland?
Isn't that like 25 here?

Oh, and Shavs and Yobs
 
2014-05-05 02:20:45 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-05-05 02:39:38 AM  

fusillade762: Betws-y-Coed


What's all this about busty coeds?



www.thefunkstore.com
 
2014-05-05 02:53:08 AM  

DownDaRiver: The shop was filling up with smoke because the premises were fitted with a device to fill the building with smoke if the alarm was activated.

WTF?
Wouldn't that kinda be illegal?
I would think it to cause all kinds of reactions from fire, emt, and whatnot

And why make a big deal of 100mph in Britland?
Isn't that like 25 here?

Oh, and Shavs and Yobs


It's pretty common - not real smoke though...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Security_Smoke
 
2014-05-05 02:59:58 AM  

SpdrJay: I've kicked the habit
shed my skin
this is the new stuff
I go dancing in, we go dancing in


Came here for the Peter Gabriel references.  Thank you.
 
2014-05-05 05:17:27 AM  
I'm confused. Does Britain use pounds Sterling or Euros now?
 
2014-05-05 05:39:27 AM  

buckler: I'm confused. Does Britain use pounds Sterling or Euros now?


Pounds. They frequently report in Euros, though.
 
2014-05-05 05:42:25 AM  

JasonOfOrillia: Throwing a sledgehammer at a cop car will only make it angrier.


If your evening has decayed to the point where you are thinking of throwing a large tool at a cop car to preserve your freedom, well, the evening is pretty much over.
 
2014-05-05 07:54:55 AM  

DownDaRiver: Oh, and Shavs and Yobs


Many Shavs and Yobs knew what it was to be roasted in the depth of the Slor that day, I can tell you!
 
2014-05-05 01:31:10 PM  

buckler: I'm confused. Does Britain use pounds Sterling or Euros now?


Their on the metric systym.  Everything is graham dollars now.
 
2014-05-05 04:33:35 PM  
Adriana's was not perfect.
 
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