fusillade762: Great. So now what's supposed to keep me from bursting into flames after I exercise?Just kidding. I don't exercise.
farkingismybusiness: DihydrogenMonoxide-free? That's retardant.
06Wahoo: So, when Powerade's start spontaneously on fire, we'll see if all the people calling for the removal of this chemical admit that they were wrong.
06Wahoo: 06Wahoo: So, when Powerade's start spontaneously on fire, we'll see if all the people calling for the removal of this chemical admit that they were wrong.Powerades start to spontaneously set. Geez, I really have to read what I type before I submit.
MaudlinMutantMollusk: Wait until the sudden spike in spontaneous human combustion hits/you won't be laughing then
Ambivalence: Water isn't ALWAYS a flame retardant (if the stories about greek fire are to be believed).
Mr. Oizo: Marketed towards health conscious athletes? More like marketed using heath conscious athletes.
Snarfangel: Mr. Oizo: Marketed towards health conscious athletes? More like marketed using heath conscious athletes.Kind of like when cereal commercials say "Part of this complete breakfast," but they really mean "Adjacent to this complete breakfast."
uncoveror: Now they need to get rid of frankenfructose if they haven't already. The only sugar that should be in a sports drink is glucose, usually called dextrose in food, which is the simplest and most easily burnable sugar.
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rcoony: I have a sodium bicarbonate fire extinguisher in my kitchen.Does that mean I should stop eating fire retardant pastries?
Farnn: Those who see reason instead of fear of anything that sounds like a chemical may get a kick out of this article.:http://persephonemagazine.com/2014/04/i-will-not-follow-the-herd/#mo re -146524
trappedspirit: Who gives a shiat. It's a chemical that's hard to pronounce. It's got to be dangerous. And it has other uses in processes I don't understand. That right there tells me we are all just guinnea pigs in big corpa-pharma-chema's pocket and maybe powerade wasn't a good decision on my part before I went into my daughter's recital gathering because I felt so much power the pants had to come off. I'm getting the lawsuit details together now.
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