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(The Raw Story)   Come on now. You gotta be kidding. Fox News really needs to cut this crap out   (rawstory.com) divider line 153
    More: Asinine, Fox News, Fox & Friends, Obama, Benghazi, Malaysia, Daily Mirror, Benghazi attack, Clayton Morris  
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2014-05-04 01:50:36 PM
Not news: Fox and Friends is pants on head retarded.
 
2014-05-04 01:54:16 PM
Tucker Carlson is garbage in a human suit.
 
2014-05-04 01:58:48 PM
IF THE SHOE FITS!
 
2014-05-04 02:14:57 PM
They're just asking questions.
 
2014-05-04 02:16:44 PM
Bombing Iran would fix this problem immediately.

/no it wouldn't
 
2014-05-04 02:33:09 PM
blog.larrywestproductions.com
 
2014-05-04 02:33:09 PM

voltOhm: IF THE SHOE FITS!


Yeah, about that...

img.fark.net
 
2014-05-04 02:51:35 PM
"There's probably a lot going on we don't know about."

You have to admit that he's certainly right about that--more so than he realizes.
 
2014-05-04 03:03:35 PM
Old news is so exciting.

We've known the truth for over a month.
 
2014-05-04 03:05:13 PM
I can't see Tucker Carlson without envisioning him on the verge of tears as Jon Stewart eviscerated him on Crossfire.

You could see his career evaporating in his eyes. And now he's on Fox and Friends. That's the Veggie Tales of cable news, and everyone knows it.
 
2014-05-04 03:17:50 PM

PreMortem: Not news: Fox and Friends is pants

on fire on head retarded.
 
2014-05-04 03:27:10 PM
img.fark.net
 
2014-05-04 03:33:33 PM
I, for one, am glad Obama is black. I mean imagine how much damage he could cause if he wasn't so lazy.
 
2014-05-04 03:44:56 PM
Oh.......dear.
 
2014-05-04 03:45:07 PM

hi13760: [img.fark.net image 659x512]


"Our government needs an enema!"
 
2014-05-04 03:58:34 PM
i.imgur.com

i.imgur.com
 
2014-05-04 05:09:23 PM

doyner: Old news is so exciting.

We've known the truth for over a month.


It's like watching your child take its first steps. You knew the day was coming and thought maybe it would happen sooner, but it's still magical.
 
2014-05-04 05:23:50 PM
I was skeptical of a link, until I read the real "smoking gun" of this story: Malaysian police denying any investigation of a link between al-Qaida and the disappearance of flight MH370. That denial itself is proof that the Obama administration is attempting to cover up the connection, perhaps by threatening the Malaysian government into silence. However, that alone would not make sense, because the administration has never outright denied that al-Qaida still exists. Therefore, logically, the disappearance of the flight must be connected to an actual scandal. The only scandal involving al-Qaida is Benghazi. Therefore, I must agree that the disappearance of MH370 is directly connected to the attack on the Benghazi consulate.

These two incidents might seem, on the surface, like they are two separate plants growing out of the ground but I am willing to bet that if they are dug up, they will both be found to be growing out of the same potato.
 
2014-05-04 05:31:19 PM
Well that was certainly infroming.
 
2014-05-04 05:38:49 PM
I'm just glad Carlson has switched to the type of tie he can be strangled with.
 
2014-05-04 05:42:14 PM

Dimensio: I was skeptical of a link, until I read the real "smoking gun" of this story: Malaysian police denying any investigation of a link between al-Qaida and the disappearance of flight MH370. That denial itself is proof that the Obama administration is attempting to cover up the connection, perhaps by threatening the Malaysian government into silence. However, that alone would not make sense, because the administration has never outright denied that al-Qaida still exists. Therefore, logically, the disappearance of the flight must be connected to an actual scandal. The only scandal involving al-Qaida is Benghazi. Therefore, I must agree that the disappearance of MH370 is directly connected to the attack on the Benghazi consulate.

These two incidents might seem, on the surface, like they are two separate plants growing out of the ground but I am willing to bet that if they are dug up, they will both be found to be growing out of the same potato.


I heard the Malaysian plane was carrying evidence that Obama personally ordered the Benghazi attacks, and he had it shot down in order to prevent the truth from getting out.
 
2014-05-04 05:45:38 PM

Dimensio: These two incidents might seem, on the surface, like they are two separate plants growing out of the ground but I am willing to bet that if they are dug up, they will both be found to be growing out of the same potato.


Lulz
 
2014-05-04 05:47:04 PM
Why should they forlet such a great money-making entertainment program?
 
2014-05-04 06:08:00 PM
xobeat.com
 
2014-05-04 06:12:32 PM
This is Fartghazi's Malayso.
 
2014-05-04 06:12:36 PM
I never thought I'd utter these words, but that broad has a real punchable face.
 
2014-05-04 06:13:49 PM
Obama's "long form" birth certificate is now lost somewhere deep beneath the South China Sea. Mission accomplished.
 
2014-05-04 06:14:44 PM
I bet "Obama's" real birth certificate was on that plane. Along with Elvis and Tupax who were going to oust the usurper.
 
2014-05-04 06:15:19 PM

BMulligan: Obama's "long form" birth certificate is now lost somewhere deep beneath the South China Sea. Mission accomplished.


Dammit!
 
2014-05-04 06:16:02 PM

cman: Why should they forlet such a great money-making entertainment program?


Because it really scares stupid people.
It terrifies them, which makes FoxNews a terrorist organization.
 
2014-05-04 06:17:16 PM

flucto: They're just asking questions.


Their core demographic demands answers as to why this bla guy is still in office.
 
2014-05-04 06:19:47 PM

Secret Agent X23: "There's probably a lot going on we don't know about."

You have to admit that he's certainly right about that--more so than he realizes.


What the cast for Fox and Friends doesn't know could fill an encyclopedia...
 
2014-05-04 06:27:11 PM
This is getting to be like the Six Degrees of Benghazi. Someone should make this into a real game.
 
2014-05-04 06:28:25 PM
That people are stupid enough to watch this shiat and believe it makes me sad.
 
2014-05-04 06:28:50 PM
The HOMB Comunion just went past 11...
 
2014-05-04 06:30:21 PM

Dimensio: I was skeptical of a link, until I read the real "smoking gun" of this story: Malaysian police denying any investigation of a link between al-Qaida and the disappearance of flight MH370. That denial itself is proof that the Obama administration is attempting to cover up the connection, perhaps by threatening the Malaysian government into silence. However, that alone would not make sense, because the administration has never outright denied that al-Qaida still exists. Therefore, logically, the disappearance of the flight must be connected to an actual scandal. The only scandal involving al-Qaida is Benghazi. Therefore, I must agree that the disappearance of MH370 is directly connected to the attack on the Benghazi consulate.

These two incidents might seem, on the surface, like they are two separate plants growing out of the ground but I am willing to bet that if they are dug up, they will both be found to be growing out of the same potato.


A little off topic, although we have been aligned on Fark for over 10 years, I never appreciated your work until recently. It's great. However, I must point out you forgot how to spell potatoe.
 
2014-05-04 06:31:23 PM
That picture in the article reminds me of the joke President Obama made last night about the two potted plants, and then cutting over to a Fox News still.

Still chuckling at that one.

Not as hard as the "Orange Is The New Black" line, though.
 
2014-05-04 06:34:36 PM
"The president, you know, wanted to make sure that he could fit his narrative: GM is alive, Osama bin Laden dead, al Qaeda is on its heels," host Anna Kooiman explained. "And we have some new information out today that 11 terrorists with links to al Qaeda have been reportedly arrested in Malaysia in connection with the disappearance with that missing airliner with 239 people onboard."

"Why haven't we heard about this?" co-host Clayton Morris asked. "Apparently this happened like last week, according to Malaysian officials, that they rounded up these terrorists that may have been involved, that they may have some how gotten onboard and hijacked this aircraft, but did not come forward. Which is odd about this, usually al Qaeda claims responsibility almost immediately."


You see how sinister 0bama is? He's gotten those attention whores at Al'Qaeda to clam up about a sensational operation that's captivated China and the USA, two world powers they despise.  Only a sekrit sleeper agent groomed to become the new Caliph could have gotten them to do that.

Welp, that's enough of that.  Time for our next segment!

img.fark.net
 
2014-05-04 06:37:30 PM

born_yesterday: That people are stupid enough to watch this shiat and believe it makes me sad.


They want to believe it.  They've been told from day one that Obama is an incompetent dictator.  Republicans suffer from Fonzie Syndrome.  They can never admit that they were wrong.  When fox news declared this a conspiracy and a coverup, then goddammit, there is a conspiracy and coverup.

Fox started this, and they have a real stake in keeping it going.  If people realize fox was wrong about this, what else will they figure out?
 
2014-05-04 06:38:27 PM
25.media.tumblr.com

25.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-05-04 06:41:47 PM

Dimensio: I was skeptical of a link, until I read the real "smoking gun" of this story: Malaysian police denying any investigation of a link between al-Qaida and the disappearance of flight MH370. That denial itself is proof that the Obama administration is attempting to cover up the connection, perhaps by threatening the Malaysian government into silence. However, that alone would not make sense, because the administration has never outright denied that al-Qaida still exists. Therefore, logically, the disappearance of the flight must be connected to an actual scandal. The only scandal involving al-Qaida is Benghazi. Therefore, I must agree that the disappearance of MH370 is directly connected to the attack on the Benghazi consulate.

These two incidents might seem, on the surface, like they are two separate plants growing out of the ground but I am willing to bet that if they are dug up, they will both be found to be growing out of the same potato.


Just what was the President's bathroom log the week that plane went down? IT'S VITAL FOR THE AMERICAN PEOPLE TO KNOW AND ANY DELAY FROM THE WHITE HOUSE IN RELEASING THAT IS PRIMA FACIE EVIDENCE OF A COVERUP, ISN'T IT OBVIOUS TO YOU TOOLS!!!
/sorry if the proper use of a Latin term commonly used in law is a dead giveaway
 
2014-05-04 06:43:09 PM
Any day now I expect a deliberate panty shot from these clowns.

img.fark.net
 
2014-05-04 06:46:37 PM

Kittypie070: Any day now I expect a deliberate panty shot from these clowns.

[img.fark.net image 800x450]


The other channels are going to have to sex it up even more on the weekends now. I guess next week we'll see Charles Osgood in a Speedo on CBS Sunday Morning.
 
2014-05-04 06:49:14 PM

Kittypie070: Any day now I expect a deliberate panty shot from these clowns.

[img.fark.net image 800x450]


just google "fox news upskirts"

there's plenty to be found
 
2014-05-04 06:52:50 PM

Kittypie070: Any day now I expect a deliberate panty shot from these clowns.


She is about my daughter's age, but less attractive. How about "no" would that work?
 
2014-05-04 06:53:48 PM
i208.photobucket.com

Brian and Steve looking for new Benghazi clues
 
2014-05-04 06:54:18 PM

Hobodeluxe: Kittypie070: Any day now I expect a deliberate panty shot from these clowns.

[img.fark.net image 800x450]

just google "fox news upskirts"

there's plenty to be found


*shudder*

Uh....maybe later, huh? I.....I need to go get shoelaces for um yeah.
 
2014-05-04 06:55:46 PM

Kittypie070: Hobodeluxe: Kittypie070: Any day now I expect a deliberate panty shot from these clowns.

[img.fark.net image 800x450]

just google "fox news upskirts"

there's plenty to be found

*shudder*

Uh....maybe later, huh? I.....I need to go get shoelaces for um yeah.


the night is dark and full of horrors
 
2014-05-04 06:59:08 PM

Great_Milenko: Secret Agent X23: "There's probably a lot going on we don't know about."

You have to admit that he's certainly right about that--more so than he realizes.

What the cast for Fox and Friends doesn't know could fill an is the encyclopedia...


FTFY
 
2014-05-04 06:59:22 PM

Kittypie070: Any day now I expect a deliberate panty shot from these clowns.


I hope not. It would be a shame if I had to start watching FOX News.

Delay: She is about my daughter's age, but less attractive.


How's SHE doin'?!?
 
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