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(Pajiba)   On last night's SNL, Andrew Garfield hosted and performed a sketch where he has to repeatedly make out with Emma Stone. That pretty much settles it; this is the luckiest person in the world   (pajiba.com) divider line 49
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2014-05-04 01:26:51 PM  
I love my wife to death and would never in a million years do anything with another woman. But Jesus Christ Emma Stone.
 
2014-05-04 01:31:39 PM  
So Subby is saying that Andrew Garfield helped write that sketch?
 
2014-05-04 01:35:04 PM  

bingethinker: So Subby is saying that Andrew Garfield helped write that sketch?


I don't think he needs to, he does that every day.
 
2014-05-04 01:43:34 PM  
Umm.  He gets to fark Emma Stone when the cameras are off.
 
2014-05-04 02:09:17 PM  

BSABSVR: Umm.  He gets to fark Emma Stone when the cameras are off.


Oh. Didn't know. I'm Green Goblin with envy.
 
2014-05-04 02:32:18 PM  
Who and hellz yeah.
 
2014-05-04 04:59:28 PM  

BSABSVR: Umm.  He gets to fark Emma Stone when the cameras are off.


Submitter has a little catching up to do.
 
2014-05-04 05:56:35 PM  
Who?
 
2014-05-04 05:57:20 PM  

BSABSVR: Umm.  He gets to fark Emma Stone when the cameras are off.


Until they have a falling out, or she snaps. . .
 
2014-05-04 06:01:21 PM  

Boojum2k: BSABSVR: Umm.  He gets to fark Emma Stone when the cameras are off.

Until they have a falling out, or she snaps. . .


Or the media tour is over.
 
2014-05-04 06:03:33 PM  

bingethinker: So Subby is saying that Andrew Garfield helped write that sketch?


The one where he ended up macking that guy at the end?
 
2014-05-04 06:07:41 PM  

DrBenway: BSABSVR: Umm.  He gets to fark Emma Stone when the cameras are off.

Submitter has a little catching up to do.


It's mentioned in TFA. Obliquely, but it's there.
 
2014-05-04 06:15:52 PM  

BSABSVR: Umm.  He gets to fark Emma Stone when the cameras are off.


Could we get them to do it with the camera[s] on...?
 
2014-05-04 06:18:26 PM  
Someone, somewhere is sick of her shiat.
 
2014-05-04 06:25:54 PM  
wellreadneckThe one where he ended up macking that guy at the end?

If they listened to Garfield, the guy from 'The Wire'/other guy from 'Chronicle'/rebooted Human Torch would have the Kirsten Dunst role
http://www.slashfilm.com/andrew-garfield-suggests-gay-spider-man-wan ts -michael-b-jordan-for-mj/
 
2014-05-04 06:26:57 PM  
 
2014-05-04 06:28:52 PM  
A. It's his girlfriend
B. They didn't make out
C. "Making out" with no payoff? Ooooooh lucky
D. She's just regular girl hot anyway, not actress hot. Even Jonah Hill has a shot with her
 
2014-05-04 06:29:54 PM  
She's too skinny and not really great looking and hotter than the very sun.

/ Call me, Emma!
 
2014-05-04 06:35:49 PM  
Emma Stone has striking good looks, but she wouldn't be anywhere if Lindsey Lohan wasn't such a screw-up.
 
2014-05-04 06:40:19 PM  
i used to love emma stone but the girl cant act as evidenced last night
 
2014-05-04 06:52:49 PM  

FlyingJ: wellreadneckThe one where he ended up macking that guy at the end?

If they listened to Garfield, the guy from 'The Wire'/other guy from 'Chronicle'/rebooted Human Torch would have the Kirsten Dunst role
http://www.slashfilm.com/andrew-garfield-suggests-gay-spider-man-wan ts -michael-b-jordan-for-mj/


Judging by many other films, a musician would probably  have a broader appeal.  Fiddy or Diddy or Drake or Lil Wayne or Cee Lo probably won't do it, but Frank Ocean might.
 
2014-05-04 07:13:07 PM  
She's naturally beautiful but not nearly as hot as she was when she did Zombieland and Easy A. She lost too much weight for no reason.

When she looked like this she was hands down the hottest chick in Hollywood.

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-05-04 07:22:56 PM  
3.bp.blogspot.com
wallpapers-junction.com
 
2014-05-04 07:26:25 PM  
Her lip sync battle with Jimmy Fallon was pretty good:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLBSoC_2IY8
 
2014-05-04 07:57:48 PM  

SpdrJay: Who?


She plays The Knob Goblin.
 
2014-05-04 07:58:18 PM  

TXDB: She's naturally beautiful but not nearly as hot as she was when she did Zombieland and Easy A. She lost too much weight for no reason.

When she looked like this she was hands down the hottest chick in Hollywood.

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 320x276]


Goddamn she used to be a sexy biatch. That's pretty much the perfect face. I'm watching her on SNL right now and she looks nothing like this anymore. And her legs are barely thicker than her forearms.
 
2014-05-04 08:18:46 PM  

DrBenway: BSABSVR: Umm.  He gets to fark Emma Stone when the cameras are off.
Submitter has a little catching up to do.


Well, that's what I thought, but I needed to make sure. I still have a crush on Andrew Garfield from the Social Network. NOT GAY.

/What is yall's obsession with every man in Hollywood being gay?
 
2014-05-04 08:30:05 PM  
Subby, getting out of mommy's basement every now and then may be a good thing. Seriously, "luckiest person in the world?"
 
2014-05-04 08:32:44 PM  

unfarkingbelievable: Subby, getting out of mommy's basement every now and then may be a good thing. Seriously, "luckiest person in the world?"


To be fair, he might be the luckiest person in the world anyways. He's a young, good-looking actor who is making an absolute fortune and has starred in both critical and commercial successes.

He's in the top 0.0001% of luckiest people in the world, regardless of who he's dating.
 
2014-05-04 08:42:19 PM  
I know this is a studman comment but I just don't think she's pretty
 
2014-05-04 08:43:27 PM  
She was the only positive thing about that dumb movie.
 
2014-05-04 09:07:59 PM  
I don't remember Spidey's every being so smug but she is lovely
 
2014-05-04 09:08:13 PM  
Andrew Garfield is a great Spiderman that really reminded me of the 60s cartoon (take of that what you will)....which I loved.
Those are terrible, horrible movies. Whoever wrote those should be banned from every writing again. It shouldn't be that hard to write a decent Spiderman but this is the 3rd bad flick in a row.
 
2014-05-04 09:08:31 PM  

BSABSVR: Umm. He gets to fark Emma Stone when the cameras are off.


Yeah, right [sarcasm] because 'garfield.'
 
2014-05-04 09:28:38 PM  

roughridersfan: Her lip sync battle with Jimmy Fallon was pretty good:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLBSoC_2IY8


That was amazing, on all fronts. I may have to start watching Fallon now, I had no idea things like that would be happening.

Very fun.
 
2014-05-04 09:32:00 PM  

ghall3: That was amazing, on all fronts. I may have to start watching Fallon now, I had no idea things like that would be happening.


The best one is Fallon competing with Stephen Merchant and Joseph Gordon Levitt. It's great.
 
2014-05-04 09:46:34 PM  

DamnYankees: ghall3: That was amazing, on all fronts. I may have to start watching Fallon now, I had no idea things like that would be happening.

The best one is Fallon competing with Stephen Merchant and Joseph Gordon Levitt. It's great.


Just watched that and the Paul Rudd one. All are great. But I especially liked Superbass with Levitt.
 
2014-05-04 09:51:46 PM  

Dear Jerk: Emma Stone has striking good looks, but she wouldn't be anywhere if Lindsey Lohan wasn't such a screw-up.


Don't forget sharp knees.
 
2014-05-04 10:49:46 PM  
I really enjoyed this bit from last night's Weekend Update. I found it funny, interesting, and poignant.

/can a biatch get a beef bone?
 
2014-05-04 11:32:50 PM  
Sorry, Subby, but for the last 20-plus years, the answer has been 'Kevin Kline'.
 
2014-05-05 03:04:35 AM  

OtherLittleGuy: Sorry, Subby, but for the last 20-plus years, the answer has been 'Kevin Kline'.


You may or may not be exactly correct, but that is a very astute observation nevertheless.
 
2014-05-05 03:15:08 AM  
The luckiest man in the world is John Gordon Sinclair. He got to snog Clare Grogan at the end of Gregory's Girl and in doing so earned the seething jealousy of every man in my entire generation.
 
2014-05-05 03:24:02 AM  

Boojum2k: BSABSVR: Umm.  He gets to fark Emma Stone when the cameras are off.

Until they have a falling out, or she snaps. . .


This snappy line deserves a nod.

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2014-05-05 03:31:43 AM  

Duane Dibbley: The luckiest man in the world is John Gordon Sinclair. He got to snog Clare Grogan at the end of Gregory's Girl and in doing so earned the seething jealousy of every man in my entire generation.


That one felt pretty dated the last time I saw it, but I do still have a soft spot for it. Best little sister ever.
 
2014-05-05 05:55:02 AM  

SevenizGud: Put her in any undergrad class in the state of Texas or Oklahoma, and she's tied for the 19th-hottest girl in the class.


Are the rest of the world's colleges filled with ugly chicks?
 
2014-05-05 10:06:57 AM  

SevenizGud: Put her in any undergrad class in the state of Texas or Oklahoma, and she's tied for the 19th-hottest girl in the class.


I live in Oklahoma and you are wrong.
 
2014-05-05 12:54:29 PM  
Hotness = (looks x personality x sense of humor) / stupidity

So ... her hotness works out to roughly eleventy billion raised to the power of freckles.
 
2014-05-05 01:18:53 PM  
Mentat I live in Oklahoma and you are wrong.

This sounds like the lead-in to an anti-hot chick with Native American blood dia-Tribe

Duane Dibbley The luckiest man in the world is John Gordon Sinclair.

Is this now a 'chicks-with-facial scars' thread"
http://www.digitalspy.com/movies/interviews/a567954/gregorys-girl-st ar -clare-grogan-we-didnt-expect-lasting-legacy.html#~oDpnNtkhYHjAUX
 
2014-05-05 03:22:31 PM  

mofa: Hotness = (looks x personality x sense of humor) / stupidity

So ... her hotness works out to roughly eleventy billion raised to the power of freckles.


Formula which also explains why Jennifer Lawrence rates uber high, and why anyone who is a scientologist gets docked heavily.
 
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