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(Strange Beaver)   Here are some beautiful Star Wars girls to help get your lightsaber ready for Star Wars Day (possibly not safe for work, if you work in THAT type of office)   (strangebeaver.com) divider line 14
    More: Spiffy, Star Wars Day, Star Wars  
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2014-05-04 05:57:32 PM  
3 votes:
If the entire page had only consisted of this picture

www.strangebeaver.com

I would still have been happy.

DAMN.
2014-05-04 09:08:57 PM  
2 votes:

The Googles Do Nothing: I am an old man.  I'm 40.  i find all these tattoos strange and confusing.  For some reason in my mind it takes a seemingly hot woman and I start thinking she smells bad.  Why is that?


You're not the only one.

Tattoos on women, apparently, signify "I make bad decisions" - which leads some men who would normally be automatically rejected feel that they "have a chance", that the woman is "easier" because she doesnt make the best decisions - there have been numerous studies done that have come to that conclusion.

No one expects an overly tattooed person to make sound choices. And, subconsciously, many people who get tattoos know this, and do so to "lower the bar" on what is expected of them.
2014-05-04 06:36:45 PM  
2 votes:
Welp, my pandering quota for the month was reached with girl holding the NES for no discernable reason.
2014-05-04 05:43:29 PM  
2 votes:
After multiple scans through these pictures. (Had to keep stopping halfway through for some reason). and aside from the obvious....how many bad tattoos can people get?
2014-05-04 02:06:47 PM  
2 votes:
I kept scrolling and it kept going, and going, and going. Very nice.
+1
2014-05-05 01:12:40 AM  
1 votes:
I really don't get the appeal of

<Vader Mask>
<Tits>

or
<Fett Mask>
<Tits>

or
<Stormtrooper Mask>
<Tits>

Now, don't get me wrong, I like <Tits> as much as the next guy, possibly more than most, but I don't dig the juxtaposition.
2014-05-04 09:57:10 PM  
1 votes:

The Googles Do Nothing: I am an old man.  I'm 40.  i find all these tattoos strange and confusing.  For some reason in my mind it takes a seemingly hot woman and I start thinking she smells bad.  Why is that?


Every woman I've ever met with that many tats has reeked of cigarettes and stale beer, so I feel the same way.

/39
2014-05-04 07:42:58 PM  
1 votes:
I am an old man.  I'm 40.  i find all these tattoos strange and confusing.  For some reason in my mind it takes a seemingly hot woman and I start thinking she smells bad.  Why is that?
2014-05-04 07:15:54 PM  
1 votes:
Some hot.  Some not so hot.


Some EXTREMELY hot.  Mmmmmm.
2014-05-04 06:42:46 PM  
1 votes:

vatica40: Welp, my pandering quota for the month was reached with girl holding the NES for no discernable reason.


Yeah, pretty much.  If she wanted to impress me she should have been wearing a bikini made out of a power pad.
2014-05-04 06:28:34 PM  
1 votes:

walktoanarcade: *ahem* May 25th is the real Star Wars Day, unless you like celebrating Margaret Thatcher and have a thing for puns.

OK, fuddy-duddy mode off. Yesterday I finally got a decent capture of the Star Wars ANH 1990 VHS, which was taking forever because the soundtrack (the only thing I wanted) did not want to go along with the video.

It's got an original soundtrack before being significantly sweetened and altered in 1993.

/the definitive collection is not so definitive


This! Orthodox Star Wars fans represent! It's been a good year for us, too, since the EU heresy has been stuck from the canon.

/I know the 25th is also Towel Day, but I just can't get excited about basing it around a bad pun.
2014-05-04 05:48:08 PM  
1 votes:

ActionJoe: After multiple scans through these pictures. (Had to keep stopping halfway through for some reason). and aside from the obvious....how many bad tattoos can people get?


. . . all of them
2014-05-04 03:48:46 PM  
1 votes:

Theaetetus: [www.strangebeaver.com image 600x920]
Booba Fettish?



FIFY
2014-05-04 02:05:01 PM  
1 votes:

PreMortem: Green. This. Now.


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