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(Strange Beaver)   Here are some beautiful Star Wars girls to help get your lightsaber ready for Star Wars Day (possibly not safe for work, if you work in THAT type of office)   (strangebeaver.com) divider line 109
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2014-05-04 01:56:54 PM  
Green. This. Now.
 
2014-05-04 02:05:01 PM  

PreMortem: Green. This. Now.


!
 
2014-05-04 02:06:47 PM  
I kept scrolling and it kept going, and going, and going. Very nice.
+1
 
2014-05-04 02:12:43 PM  
www.strangebeaver.com
Boba Fettish?
 
2014-05-04 02:35:55 PM  
My, Oh MY!
 
2014-05-04 03:11:47 PM  
Not one of them demonstrates any appreciation for the canon. Shut up Lucas, you cock.
 
2014-05-04 03:19:50 PM  

Notabunny: Not one of them demonstrates any appreciation for the canon. Shut up Lucas Disney, you cock.


FTFY
 
2014-05-04 03:40:07 PM  
Go plow your mommas, Trekkies!
 
2014-05-04 03:48:46 PM  

Theaetetus: [www.strangebeaver.com image 600x920]
Booba Fettish?



FIFY
 
2014-05-04 04:17:47 PM  
These are definitely the droids we're looking for!
 
2014-05-04 05:41:05 PM  
I expect a lax dress code for the Rebel Alliance, but I think some of these Empire girls are dangerously out of uniform.
 
2014-05-04 05:42:41 PM  
NERD PORN!

/which one of those buttons calls your mother to pick you up?
 
2014-05-04 05:43:14 PM  
These will be a day long remembered!
 
2014-05-04 05:43:29 PM  
After multiple scans through these pictures. (Had to keep stopping halfway through for some reason). and aside from the obvious....how many bad tattoos can people get?
 
2014-05-04 05:46:41 PM  

Old Man Winter: I expect a lax dress code for the Rebel Alliance, but I think some of these Empire girls are dangerously out of uniform.


Indeed. They will have to be disciplined. Starting with DD362436 here.

i1126.photobucket.com

/inb4 all the people complaining about all the ink
 
2014-05-04 05:48:08 PM  

ActionJoe: After multiple scans through these pictures. (Had to keep stopping halfway through for some reason). and aside from the obvious....how many bad tattoos can people get?


. . . all of them
 
2014-05-04 05:49:02 PM  
"Excuse me, Vader never carried a blaster."

img2.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2014-05-04 05:57:32 PM  
If the entire page had only consisted of this picture

www.strangebeaver.com

I would still have been happy.

DAMN.
 
2014-05-04 06:02:07 PM  
www.strangebeaver.com

Bathe her and bring her to me.
 
2014-05-04 06:04:22 PM  
Kinda makes you wonder how many of these chicks are just paid models who don't know shiat about Star Wars. Oh well.
 
2014-05-04 06:07:28 PM  

7th Son of a 7th Son: Kinda makes you wonder how many of these chicks are just paid models who don't know shiat about Star Wars. Oh well.


I doubt all those tattoos are fake.
 
2014-05-04 06:08:38 PM  

grokca: Theaetetus: [www.strangebeaver.com image 600x920]
Booba Fettish?


FIFY


Booba Fettish? Booba Fettish!? Where!?
 
2014-05-04 06:08:50 PM  
*ahem* May 25th is the real Star Wars Day, unless you like celebrating Margaret Thatcher and have a thing for puns.

OK, fuddy-duddy mode off. Yesterday I finally got a decent capture of the Star Wars ANH 1990 VHS, which was taking forever because the soundtrack (the only thing I wanted) did not want to go along with the video.

It's got an original soundtrack before being significantly sweetened and altered in 1993.

/the definitive collection is not so definitive
 
2014-05-04 06:08:58 PM  

7th Son of a 7th Son: Kinda makes you wonder how many of these chicks are just paid models who don't know shiat about Star Wars. Oh well.


95%
 
2014-05-04 06:09:02 PM  

Arachnophobe: /inb4 all the people complaining about all the ink


I like the ink..., and the latex...
 
2014-05-04 06:09:37 PM  

Mugato: 7th Son of a 7th Son: Kinda makes you wonder how many of these chicks are just paid models who don't know shiat about Star Wars. Oh well.

I doubt all those tattoos are fake.


True. I was kinda thinking out loud.
 
2014-05-04 06:12:44 PM  

ActionJoe: After multiple scans through these pictures. (Had to keep stopping halfway through for some reason). and aside from the obvious....how many bad tattoos can people get?


THIS. Way too much ink. Reminds me of an old philly subway car when I was growing up there in the 1970's.
 
2014-05-04 06:15:41 PM  
Hmm, not bad. Not bad at all.
 
2014-05-04 06:28:34 PM  

walktoanarcade: *ahem* May 25th is the real Star Wars Day, unless you like celebrating Margaret Thatcher and have a thing for puns.

OK, fuddy-duddy mode off. Yesterday I finally got a decent capture of the Star Wars ANH 1990 VHS, which was taking forever because the soundtrack (the only thing I wanted) did not want to go along with the video.

It's got an original soundtrack before being significantly sweetened and altered in 1993.

/the definitive collection is not so definitive


This! Orthodox Star Wars fans represent! It's been a good year for us, too, since the EU heresy has been stuck from the canon.

/I know the 25th is also Towel Day, but I just can't get excited about basing it around a bad pun.
 
2014-05-04 06:30:37 PM  
Don't forget about this one:

i.imgur.com
 
2014-05-04 06:36:45 PM  
Welp, my pandering quota for the month was reached with girl holding the NES for no discernable reason.
 
2014-05-04 06:40:55 PM  

Mugato: "Excuse me, Vader never carried a blaster."

[img2.wikia.nocookie.net image 289x229]


Do early drawings count? airandspace.si.edu
 
2014-05-04 06:41:31 PM  
The thing to remember about the tattoos is that they say "I make poor life decisions," like being an attention-whore.
 
2014-05-04 06:42:46 PM  

vatica40: Welp, my pandering quota for the month was reached with girl holding the NES for no discernable reason.


Yeah, pretty much.  If she wanted to impress me she should have been wearing a bikini made out of a power pad.
 
2014-05-04 06:43:27 PM  

rewind2846: ActionJoe: After multiple scans through these pictures. (Had to keep stopping halfway through for some reason). and aside from the obvious....how many bad tattoos can people get?

THIS. Way too much ink. Reminds me of an old philly subway car when I was growing up there in the 1970's.


I know, right? I'm willing to be at least 2-3 of them aren't virgins anymore either! What's the world coming to.

Obviously I like ink, as long as it's well done, and odd hair colors. I just think it's dumb to go 'INK IS BAD INK IS BAD!!!' like some people do.
 
2014-05-04 06:46:32 PM  

Arachnophobe: Old Man Winter: I expect a lax dress code for the Rebel Alliance, but I think some of these Empire girls are dangerously out of uniform.

Indeed. They will have to be disciplined. Starting with DD362436 here.

[i1126.photobucket.com image 600x821]

/inb4 all the people complaining about all the ink


A lot of those chicks were hot... but a lot of them could have eased back on the ink a tad. I don't have a problem with tattoos per se, but like pretty much anything there comes a point where it gets out of hand.
 
2014-05-04 06:51:22 PM  
Not one NSFW pic in the whole bunch
 
2014-05-04 06:52:59 PM  

rewind2846: ActionJoe: After multiple scans through these pictures. (Had to keep stopping halfway through for some reason). and aside from the obvious....how many bad tattoos can people get?

THIS. Way too much ink. Reminds me of an old philly subway car when I was growing up there in the 1970's.


Seriosuly.  A little ink can be ok, but when she looks like a freakin' "Where's Waldo" come to life, I lose interest.
 
2014-05-04 06:56:52 PM  
I should add that I'm not complaining - as nerd pandering goes, this was pretty good.  But let's call it what it is.
 
2014-05-04 06:59:14 PM  

RatMaster999: rewind2846: ActionJoe: After multiple scans through these pictures. (Had to keep stopping halfway through for some reason). and aside from the obvious....how many bad tattoos can people get?

THIS. Way too much ink. Reminds me of an old philly subway car when I was growing up there in the 1970's.

Seriosuly.  A little ink can be ok, but when she looks like a freakin' "Where's Waldo" come to life, I lose interest.


Not if her clitoris is nicknamed "Waldo," you wouldn't.
 
2014-05-04 07:01:47 PM  

Andric: I should add that I'm not complaining - as nerd pandering goes, this was pretty good.  But let's call it what it is.


You mean it's true? I've underestimated the power of the dark side of Teh Bewbies? I'm conflicted! I'm torn! I want to make out with my sister! Wait. What?
 
2014-05-04 07:12:20 PM  
That certainly is a nice array of bodies, but the masks, especially those of male characters, just... creep me out a bit.
 
2014-05-04 07:13:38 PM  
Nice body, but Boba Face.
 
2014-05-04 07:14:23 PM  
My favorite awful tattoo is the bloody knuckle duster on the girl's navel that says "You knock me out."

Because, you know, tattoos tell a story! About my LIFE!
 
2014-05-04 07:15:54 PM  
Some hot.  Some not so hot.


Some EXTREMELY hot.  Mmmmmm.
 
2014-05-04 07:17:02 PM  

Mad_Radhu: walktoanarcade: *ahem* May 25th is the real Star Wars Day, unless you like celebrating Margaret Thatcher and have a thing for puns.

OK, fuddy-duddy mode off. Yesterday I finally got a decent capture of the Star Wars ANH 1990 VHS, which was taking forever because the soundtrack (the only thing I wanted) did not want to go along with the video.

It's got an original soundtrack before being significantly sweetened and altered in 1993.

/the definitive collection is not so definitive

This! Orthodox Star Wars fans represent! It's been a good year for us, too, since the EU heresy has been stuck from the canon.

/I know the 25th is also Towel Day, but I just can't get excited about basing it around a bad pun.


*bro fist*

But bah. Zahn's Heir to the Empire(and Dark Force Rising, and The Last Command) was excellent, I'd be lying if I said I didn't want at least part of that made into a movie.  Since the initial book came out in 1991, all these years later it almost feels like I'm defending original Star Wars material, not extended universe material, funny huh?

Here's to hoping Kasdan has still got some of that Empire gravitas and mythos reserved for part 7.
 
2014-05-04 07:17:41 PM  
I really enjoyed the pun in the last pic.
 
2014-05-04 07:20:33 PM  
Star Whores?
 
2014-05-04 07:21:25 PM  
www.strangebeaver.com
 
2014-05-04 07:33:20 PM  

walktoanarcade: *ahem* May 25th is the real Star Wars Day, unless you like celebrating Margaret Thatcher and have a thing for puns.

OK, fuddy-duddy mode off. Yesterday I finally got a decent capture of the Star Wars ANH 1990 VHS, which was taking forever because the soundtrack (the only thing I wanted) did not want to go along with the video.

It's got an original soundtrack before being significantly sweetened and altered in 1993.

/the definitive collection is not so definitive


You're going to want a copy of this: Harmy's Despecialized Edition.
http://youtu.be/dHfLX_TMduY
 
2014-05-04 07:39:11 PM  
Red Leader... going in!

www.strangebeaver.com
 
2014-05-04 07:42:58 PM  
I am an old man.  I'm 40.  i find all these tattoos strange and confusing.  For some reason in my mind it takes a seemingly hot woman and I start thinking she smells bad.  Why is that?
 
2014-05-04 07:50:47 PM  

RatMaster999: rewind2846: ActionJoe: After multiple scans through these pictures. (Had to keep stopping halfway through for some reason). and aside from the obvious....how many bad tattoos can people get?

THIS. Way too much ink. Reminds me of an old philly subway car when I was growing up there in the 1970's.

Seriosuly.  A little ink can be ok, but when she looks like a freakin' "Where's Waldo" come to life, I lose interest.


It's not that most of the individual tattoos aren't well done, but... they clash severely on some of the women. The more tattoos a person has, the more they need to be coordinated, or they distract rather than enhance.
 
2014-05-04 07:52:50 PM  

Pentaxian: walktoanarcade: *ahem* May 25th is the real Star Wars Day, unless you like celebrating Margaret Thatcher and have a thing for puns.
OK, fuddy-duddy mode off. Yesterday I finally got a decent capture of the Star Wars ANH 1990 VHS, which was taking forever because the soundtrack (the only thing I wanted) did not want to go along with the video.
It's got an original soundtrack before being significantly sweetened and altered in 1993.
/the definitive collection is not so definitive

You're going to want a copy of this: Harmy's Despecialized Edition.
http://youtu.be/dHfLX_TMduY


I'd also like to plug Adywan's Revisisted editions. His color corrections are stunning - much better than what Lucasfilm did on the Blu-Rays.

img.fark.net

He takes a few personal liberties with special effects (adding a frown motion to Greedo, giving Chewie his medal, having the Falcon actually perform "a few maneuvers" escaping the Star Destroyers), but nothing that should really distract "purists" from the remastering.
 
2014-05-04 07:57:13 PM  
img.fark.net


The only Top Model winner  I ever remember...
 
2014-05-04 08:02:07 PM  

The Googles Do Nothing: I am an old man.  I'm 40.  i find all these tattoos strange and confusing.  For some reason in my mind it takes a seemingly hot woman and I start thinking she smells bad.  Why is that?


The system is trying to influence you. Turn away as you would from the Dark Side. Tattooed women smell delicious (from very close and recent personal experience ^_^)
 
2014-05-04 08:08:56 PM  

Pentaxian: walktoanarcade: *ahem* May 25th is the real Star Wars Day, unless you like celebrating Margaret Thatcher and have a thing for puns.

OK, fuddy-duddy mode off. Yesterday I finally got a decent capture of the Star Wars ANH 1990 VHS, which was taking forever because the soundtrack (the only thing I wanted) did not want to go along with the video.

It's got an original soundtrack before being significantly sweetened and altered in 1993.

/the definitive collection is not so definitive

You're going to want a copy of this: Harmy's Despecialized Edition.
http://youtu.be/dHfLX_TMduY


*drool*

Heck yes I want a copy, for all the reasons the guy in the video explains, although I don't want to torrent it*. Is there any site that hosts it?  Is there any way to get it directly?

The OT site has dead links galore.  In fact, that site has oodles of cool past Star Wars projects, but hey, you can't catch every train.

Sure, I'll torrent if I absolutely must, but I hate fake links and plus I don't even have a torrent program on my computer at this time. On that end, I don't know what I'm doing anymore.
 
2014-05-04 08:20:42 PM  
I was promised NSFW. Aside from that, the article delivers.
 
2014-05-04 08:32:33 PM  

walktoanarcade: Pentaxian: walktoanarcade: *ahem* May 25th is the real Star Wars Day, unless you like celebrating Margaret Thatcher and have a thing for puns.

OK, fuddy-duddy mode off. Yesterday I finally got a decent capture of the Star Wars ANH 1990 VHS, which was taking forever because the soundtrack (the only thing I wanted) did not want to go along with the video.

It's got an original soundtrack before being significantly sweetened and altered in 1993.

/the definitive collection is not so definitive

You're going to want a copy of this: Harmy's Despecialized Edition.
http://youtu.be/dHfLX_TMduY

*drool*

Heck yes I want a copy, for all the reasons the guy in the video explains, although I don't want to torrent it*. Is there any site that hosts it?  Is there any way to get it directly?

The OT site has dead links galore.  In fact, that site has oodles of cool past Star Wars projects, but hey, you can't catch every train.

Sure, I'll torrent if I absolutely must, but I hate fake links and plus I don't even have a torrent program on my computer at this time. On that end, I don't know what I'm doing anymore.

I got my copy from a well-known torrent site. I don't know if I should post a link however.
 
2014-05-04 08:37:00 PM  
ok that's just weird
 
2014-05-04 08:39:01 PM  

listernine: I was promised NSFW. Aside from that, the article delivers.


It's a literal NSFW, not "this contains graphic nudity." More like "maybe you don't want anyone at work to see you looking at a woman with nothing but underwear and a clone trooper helmet on"
 
2014-05-04 08:41:35 PM  

Notabunny: Not one of them demonstrates any appreciation for the canon. Shut up Lucas, you cock.


I bet a lot of them appreciate the cannon.
IYKWIMAITYD
 
2014-05-04 08:41:36 PM  
I was expecting that to be dominated by Slave Leias.

I did not expect so many female Stormtroopers and Boba Femmes.

Not that I'm complaining, mind you.

i.imgur.com
i.imgur.com
i.imgur.com

eraser8: Don't forget about this one:

[i.imgur.com image 604x453]


i.imgur.com           i.imgur.com
 
2014-05-04 09:06:57 PM  

Pentaxian: fake links and plus I don't even have a torrent program on my computer at this time. On that end, I don't know what I'm doing anymore.I got my copy from a well-known torrent site. I don't know if I should post a link however.


No, that probably wouldn't be the thing to do, but I'll manage somehow. It's amazing how much work went into the despecialized edition.

What I'm doing is different in that I'm not altering anything, but putting the best of what's been officially released of the old back together. Of course I would like to see Disney do a proper full-on restoration of Star Wars with all the correct choices.

Some liberties were taken with the despecialized version, and I understand, but they're not 100% original(adding animation to the dewback scene..talk about complicated).  Don't get me wrong, it looks beautiful and simply blows the 2006 original bonus disc sourced from the '93 Laserdisc look drab.

Having said that, the 2006 imperfect original transfer is still pleasing to watch and the original crawl is a nice touch.

/yeah lucas should have released it fully restored i know
//better than nothing which he could have chose
 
2014-05-04 09:08:57 PM  

The Googles Do Nothing: I am an old man.  I'm 40.  i find all these tattoos strange and confusing.  For some reason in my mind it takes a seemingly hot woman and I start thinking she smells bad.  Why is that?


You're not the only one.

Tattoos on women, apparently, signify "I make bad decisions" - which leads some men who would normally be automatically rejected feel that they "have a chance", that the woman is "easier" because she doesnt make the best decisions - there have been numerous studies done that have come to that conclusion.

No one expects an overly tattooed person to make sound choices. And, subconsciously, many people who get tattoos know this, and do so to "lower the bar" on what is expected of them.
 
2014-05-04 09:21:41 PM  
NLE, did fap
 
2014-05-04 09:30:29 PM  
Arg, I meant,  "it blows away the 2006 disc, which looks a bit drab"

eh, lay off, I'm trying to download it.
 
2014-05-04 09:49:21 PM  
My friend Maarten's a photographer.  These  are some of his-

24.media.tumblr.com

24.media.tumblr.com
37.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-05-04 09:57:10 PM  

The Googles Do Nothing: I am an old man.  I'm 40.  i find all these tattoos strange and confusing.  For some reason in my mind it takes a seemingly hot woman and I start thinking she smells bad.  Why is that?


Every woman I've ever met with that many tats has reeked of cigarettes and stale beer, so I feel the same way.

/39
 
2014-05-04 10:07:50 PM  

Thomas Hertl's Playoff Beard: The Googles Do Nothing: I am an old man.  I'm 40.  i find all these tattoos strange and confusing.  For some reason in my mind it takes a seemingly hot woman and I start thinking she smells bad.  Why is that?

You're not the only one.

Tattoos on women, apparently, signify "I make bad decisions" - which leads some men who would normally be automatically rejected feel that they "have a chance", that the woman is "easier" because she doesnt make the best decisions - there have been numerous studies done that have come to that conclusion.

No one expects an overly tattooed person to make sound choices. And, subconsciously, many people who get tattoos know this, and do so to "lower the bar" on what is expected of them.


Or, you know, some people like a lot of ink, the same way some people like brunettes, and some like blondes.

But let's continue with the 'studies have been done'. Citations?
 
2014-05-04 10:16:20 PM  
There are 2-disc "Limited Edition" sets for A New Hope, Empire Strikes Back, and Return of the Jedi (you can see them on Amazon by searching "star wars limited edition"). The 2nd disc in each set has the original theatrical release of the movie, untouched.
 
2014-05-04 10:27:26 PM  

Pseudowolf: There are 2-disc "Limited Edition" sets for A New Hope, Empire Strikes Back, and Return of the Jedi (you can see them on Amazon by searching "star wars limited edition"). The 2nd disc in each set has the original theatrical release of the movie, untouched.


Not quite. Additional sound effects and Foley work were added in 1993., a pre-special edition if you will.

Don't get me wrong, I have the 2006 DVD sets and they're far better than nothing, but they could have been so much cleaner looking.

Still, that looks to be the best I'm going to have because I hate downloading torrents. I officially give up. I;d rather buy it from a back alley pirate than subject my computer to so much BS.

/would love to watch the despecialized star wars
//torrents are bs and a waste of time i refuse to do them anymore
 
2014-05-04 10:27:51 PM  
I'd bullseye her like a womp rat.

I'd impact on her surface.

I'd compact her trash.

I'd shoot first and apologize for the mess
 
2014-05-04 10:31:17 PM  

Mad_Radhu: The Googles Do Nothing: I am an old man.  I'm 40.  i find all these tattoos strange and confusing.  For some reason in my mind it takes a seemingly hot woman and I start thinking she smells bad.  Why is that?

Every woman I've ever met with that many tats has reeked of cigarettes and stale beer, so I feel the same way.

/39


Sure they might be chain smoking alcoholics but you both are definitely leering at women dressed as star wars characters who are little more than half your age on the internet.  I'm sure they could make some pretty good assumptions about your personal hygiene and drinking habits.  I'm not really super keen on full body tattoos either but if a young woman is kind enough to take most of her clothes off for a photograph I'm not going to judge her.
 
2014-05-04 10:40:16 PM  
www.strangebeaver.com

I shot first.
 
2014-05-04 10:43:45 PM  

Egoy3k: Mad_Radhu: The Googles Do Nothing: I am an old man.  I'm 40.  i find all these tattoos strange and confusing.  For some reason in my mind it takes a seemingly hot woman and I start thinking she smells bad.  Why is that?

Every woman I've ever met with that many tats has reeked of cigarettes and stale beer, so I feel the same way.

/39

Sure they might be chain smoking alcoholics but you both are definitely leering at women dressed as star wars characters who are little more than half your age on the internet.  I'm sure they could make some pretty good assumptions about your personal hygiene and drinking habits.  I'm not really super keen on full body tattoos either but if a young woman is kind enough to take most of her clothes off for a photograph I'm not going to judge her.


Turn in your Fark® Card, immediately.
 
2014-05-04 10:44:52 PM  
the first outright tampering of the originals were in 1993(the source of the 2006 dvds) with two examples being the addition of more sounds inside the Falcon's cockpit during the approach to Alderaan's floating remnants, and glass shattering sounds in the detention block, among many others.

Additionally, the 1995 "One Last Time" campaign that included the original trilogy VHS tapes and Laserdiscs were further sweetened for sound and picture "quality."

For instance, the 1995 "Return of the Jedi" had many explosions recolored(the shield generator bunker went from orange to a darker reddish orange).   The 1995 release of the "originals" was gorgeous, though (like most of the women this thread is chiefly about) but hardly original in the truest sense of the word.  (like they would be had their remained tattoo-free)


/knows too much about star wars
 
2014-05-04 10:47:12 PM  
("they" rather, and some women with tattoos don't look have bad)

(not encouraging it, though..I mean, I think women look better as themselves and not covered with skin litter)
 
2014-05-04 10:48:30 PM  
(half!)  farking shiat, you'd think not enough blood was going to my head...wonder why
 
2014-05-04 10:50:51 PM  

fusillade762: If the entire page had only consisted of this picture

[www.strangebeaver.com image 600x926]

I would still have been happy.

DAMN.


You said it.
 
2014-05-04 10:52:07 PM  

The Googles Do Nothing: I am an old man.  I'm 40.  i find all these tattoos strange and confusing.  For some reason in my mind it takes a seemingly hot woman and I start thinking she smells bad.  Why is that?


"Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care WHAT you smell!"
 
2014-05-04 10:55:24 PM  

walktoanarcade: Additionally, the 1995 "One Last Time" campaign that included the original trilogy VHS tapes and Laserdiscs were further sweetened for sound and picture "quality."


I had the VHS set, and my uncle had the laserdiscs. They were great... first time I noticed C-3PO had a miscolored leg was watching those tapes.
 
2014-05-04 10:55:56 PM  
"At that speed I don't think  I can pull out in time."
 
2014-05-04 10:56:14 PM  
"She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid."

Ah, so I see Solo was not above banging the occasional fat chick.
 
2014-05-04 10:59:22 PM  

clkeagle: walktoanarcade: Additionally, the 1995 "One Last Time" campaign that included the original trilogy VHS tapes and Laserdiscs were further sweetened for sound and picture "quality."

I had the VHS set, and my uncle had the laserdiscs. They were great... first time I noticed C-3PO had a miscolored leg was watching those tapes.


Funny how the small details change the experience, huh? Yeah, the 1995's are original enough, but for purists they "cheat."     I still watch them now and them because they are indeed a rich presentation of the originals.
 
2014-05-04 11:06:10 PM  
Also, for years as a boy I thought the Emperor was taunting Luke for having a "pitiful bed" and not "band."  It still made sense to me because that dude is messed up enough to make fun of someone else's bed.

Other misheard part: "take green group to holding sector MV" was heard as "take green group and take shelter"

I blame the fact the dialogue was supposed to be coming out of a fish admiral.
 
2014-05-04 11:29:22 PM  

Pseudowolf: There are 2-disc "Limited Edition" sets for A New Hope, Empire Strikes Back, and Return of the Jedi (you can see them on Amazon by searching "star wars limited edition"). The 2nd disc in each set has the original theatrical release of the movie, untouched.


The problem with these (aside from them being out of print about around $80 to buy new on Amazon), they are non-anamporphic 480i widescreen transfers. For a 2.35:1 movie like Star Wars, the black bars eat up about half the vertical resolution of the screen on a 4:3 DVD, so you only have about 240p resolution when it comes to the actual movie. Blow that up on my 55in Samsung 8000-series flat screen and it is going to look like ass because you just don't have any resolution to work with at all.
 
2014-05-04 11:33:45 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-05-05 12:13:26 AM  
Glad I'm not the only one irritated by the NES pic.  I got that far and just kinda went 'oh, we're not even trying to pretend any more, are we?'
 
2014-05-05 12:44:37 AM  
She was probably just advertising that she's a catch for types like me.

Like you'd kick her out of bed for eating crackers?  I double checked, she's attractive; I'd wear her out.
 
2014-05-05 01:12:40 AM  
I really don't get the appeal of

<Vader Mask>
<Tits>

or
<Fett Mask>
<Tits>

or
<Stormtrooper Mask>
<Tits>

Now, don't get me wrong, I like <Tits> as much as the next guy, possibly more than most, but I don't dig the juxtaposition.
 
2014-05-05 01:15:57 AM  

vatica40: Welp, my pandering quota for the month was reached with girl holding the NES for no discernable reason.


Andric: vatica40: Welp, my pandering quota for the month was reached with girl holding the NES for no discernable reason.

Yeah, pretty much.  If she wanted to impress me she should have been wearing a bikini made out of a power pad.


RangerTaylor: Glad I'm not the only one irritated by the NES pic.  I got that far and just kinda went 'oh, we're not even trying to pretend any more, are we?'


"OMG stop trying to show me hot chicks holding something I might be into! I know she can't really be into it!"

How farking pathetic can you people get? You aren't ever going to meet these women, and even if you did, they aren't likely to date you. Does it really farking matter if she's actually into vintage gaming or not? She's farking eye candy. Are you people that farking sad that you need your eye candy that you're never going to actually interact with to be represented truthfully? Are you folks that incapable of just enjoying the scenery?
 
2014-05-05 01:21:40 AM  

Dingleberry Dickwad: vatica40: Welp, my pandering quota for the month was reached with girl holding the NES for no discernable reason.

Andric: vatica40: Welp, my pandering quota for the month was reached with girl holding the NES for no discernable reason.

Yeah, pretty much.  If she wanted to impress me she should have been wearing a bikini made out of a power pad.

RangerTaylor: Glad I'm not the only one irritated by the NES pic.  I got that far and just kinda went 'oh, we're not even trying to pretend any more, are we?'

"OMG stop trying to show me hot chicks holding something I might be into! I know she can't really be into it!"

How farking pathetic can you people get? You aren't ever going to meet these women, and even if you did, they aren't likely to date you. Does it really farking matter if she's actually into vintage gaming or not? She's farking eye candy. Are you people that farking sad that you need your eye candy that you're never going to actually interact with to be represented truthfully? Are you folks that incapable of just enjoying the scenery?


But isn't a lush, natural landscape more appreciable scenery than an artificial representation of one?
 
2014-05-05 01:31:35 AM  

the real racist: Dingleberry Dickwad: vatica40: Welp, my pandering quota for the month was reached with girl holding the NES for no discernable reason.

Andric: vatica40: Welp, my pandering quota for the month was reached with girl holding the NES for no discernable reason.

Yeah, pretty much.  If she wanted to impress me she should have been wearing a bikini made out of a power pad.

RangerTaylor: Glad I'm not the only one irritated by the NES pic.  I got that far and just kinda went 'oh, we're not even trying to pretend any more, are we?'

"OMG stop trying to show me hot chicks holding something I might be into! I know she can't really be into it!"

How farking pathetic can you people get? You aren't ever going to meet these women, and even if you did, they aren't likely to date you. Does it really farking matter if she's actually into vintage gaming or not? She's farking eye candy. Are you people that farking sad that you need your eye candy that you're never going to actually interact with to be represented truthfully? Are you folks that incapable of just enjoying the scenery?

But isn't a lush, natural landscape more appreciable scenery than an artificial representation of one?


We're not talking landscapes here bub, hell we're not even talking booth babes vs actual cosplayers that you could actually meet at an event. We're talking pictures of women on the internet. That is all they will ever be to pretty much everyone on this site unless they actually know that person. They will never interact with these women in any kind of meaningful way? So why does it matter what they may or may not be into?
 
2014-05-05 01:34:57 AM  

Dingleberry Dickwad: the real racist: Dingleberry Dickwad: vatica40: Welp, my pandering quota for the month was reached with girl holding the NES for no discernable reason.

Andric: vatica40: Welp, my pandering quota for the month was reached with girl holding the NES for no discernable reason.

Yeah, pretty much.  If she wanted to impress me she should have been wearing a bikini made out of a power pad.

RangerTaylor: Glad I'm not the only one irritated by the NES pic.  I got that far and just kinda went 'oh, we're not even trying to pretend any more, are we?'

"OMG stop trying to show me hot chicks holding something I might be into! I know she can't really be into it!"

How farking pathetic can you people get? You aren't ever going to meet these women, and even if you did, they aren't likely to date you. Does it really farking matter if she's actually into vintage gaming or not? She's farking eye candy. Are you people that farking sad that you need your eye candy that you're never going to actually interact with to be represented truthfully? Are you folks that incapable of just enjoying the scenery?

But isn't a lush, natural landscape more appreciable scenery than an artificial representation of one?

We're not talking landscapes here bub, hell we're not even talking booth babes vs actual cosplayers that you could actually meet at an event. We're talking pictures of women on the internet. That is all they will ever be to pretty much everyone on this site unless they actually know that person. They will never interact with these women in any kind of meaningful way? So why does it matter what they may or may not be into?


Because, even when their image is captured via photography and uploaded to the internet, they exist as more than their physical form.  The idea of an attractive woman who likes things I like is more appealing than the idea of an attractive woman who pretends to like things I like.
 
2014-05-05 02:04:17 AM  
Quite a few of them seem to be from Tatooine.
 
2014-05-05 02:39:31 AM  

kroonermanblack: Thomas Hertl's Playoff Beard: The Googles Do Nothing: I am an old man.  I'm 40.  i find all these tattoos strange and confusing.  For some reason in my mind it takes a seemingly hot woman and I start thinking she smells bad.  Why is that?

You're not the only one.

Tattoos on women, apparently, signify "I make bad decisions" - which leads some men who would normally be automatically rejected feel that they "have a chance", that the woman is "easier" because she doesnt make the best decisions - there have been numerous studies done that have come to that conclusion.

No one expects an overly tattooed person to make sound choices. And, subconsciously, many people who get tattoos know this, and do so to "lower the bar" on what is expected of them.

Or, you know, some people like a lot of ink, the same way some people like brunettes, and some like blondes.

But let's continue with the 'studies have been done'. Citations?


I direct you to the 2014 study published by me, which I conducted myself, called "Stuff I made up on fark, and its effects on random farkers"
 
2014-05-05 04:09:53 AM  
www.strangebeaver.com

Dang.
 
2014-05-05 05:52:42 AM  

Dingleberry Dickwad: vatica40: Welp, my pandering quota for the month was reached with girl holding the NES for no discernable reason.

Andric: vatica40: Welp, my pandering quota for the month was reached with girl holding the NES for no discernable reason.

Yeah, pretty much.  If she wanted to impress me she should have been wearing a bikini made out of a power pad.

RangerTaylor: Glad I'm not the only one irritated by the NES pic.  I got that far and just kinda went 'oh, we're not even trying to pretend any more, are we?'

"OMG stop trying to show me hot chicks holding something I might be into! I know she can't really be into it!"

How farking pathetic can you people get? You aren't ever going to meet these women, and even if you did, they aren't likely to date you. Does it really farking matter if she's actually into vintage gaming or not? She's farking eye candy. Are you people that farking sad that you need your eye candy that you're never going to actually interact with to be represented truthfully? Are you folks that incapable of just enjoying the scenery?


Maybe I don't associate 8-bit video games with jackin it.
 
2014-05-05 07:00:44 AM  
The wonderful thing about tattooed chicks is that they really don't care if YOU like it.

/I love it, but that is just me.
 
2014-05-05 08:11:44 AM  
Not in TFA, but one of my favorites:
img.fark.net
 
2014-05-05 09:00:17 AM  
www.8-bitcentral.com

Looks like somebody needs some routine maintenance and an injection of lubricant.
 
2014-05-05 10:41:30 AM  

SithLord: [www.strangebeaver.com image 600x758]

Bathe her and bring her to me.


I was thinking that this one had to have an obviously fake tattoo... until I noticed the "One Ring" necklace.

She's really into geek culture. I dunno, man. Would you wear a blast helmet to bed?
 
2014-05-05 11:21:12 AM  
www.strangebeaver.com


Red hair, green eyed slave leah. I think Ill go Leah in my bed.
 
2014-05-05 11:48:45 AM  

Dingleberry Dickwad: vatica40: Welp, my pandering quota for the month was reached with girl holding the NES for no discernable reason.

Andric: vatica40: Welp, my pandering quota for the month was reached with girl holding the NES for no discernable reason.

Yeah, pretty much.  If she wanted to impress me she should have been wearing a bikini made out of a power pad.

RangerTaylor: Glad I'm not the only one irritated by the NES pic.  I got that far and just kinda went 'oh, we're not even trying to pretend any more, are we?'

"OMG stop trying to show me hot chicks holding something I might be into! I know she can't really be into it!"

How farking pathetic can you people get? You aren't ever going to meet these women, and even if you did, they aren't likely to date you. Does it really farking matter if she's actually into vintage gaming or not? She's farking eye candy. Are you people that farking sad that you need your eye candy that you're never going to actually interact with to be represented truthfully? Are you folks that incapable of just enjoying the scenery?


Settle down, Beavis.  I said the scenery was nice.  But pandering is pandering.
 
2014-05-05 01:00:41 PM  
<mother of god>
 
2014-05-05 04:27:27 PM  

Parthenogenetic: The Googles Do Nothing: I am an old man.  I'm 40.  i find all these tattoos strange and confusing.  For some reason in my mind it takes a seemingly hot woman and I start thinking she smells bad.  Why is that?

"Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care WHAT you smell!"


Also would accepted:

"And I thought they smelled bad on the outside..."
 
2014-05-05 05:08:11 PM  

Lonestar: [www.strangebeaver.com image 600x921]


Red hair, green eyed slave leah. I think Ill go Leah in my bed.


I'm in love . . .

and it's Leia
 
2014-05-05 05:13:46 PM  
Not One Munn?.....shame shame
 
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